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Funny Answers From Real Students
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| 08/17/06
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Posted on 08/17/2006 10:45:16 AM PDT by Froufrou
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Better study, there'll be testes!
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posted on
08/17/2006 10:45:16 AM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: Froufrou; Millee; Maximus; wallcrawlr
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posted on
08/17/2006 10:45:59 AM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: Froufrou
Hey Froufrou...you're nuts. ;-)
To: Dark Skies
How ya doon? Good to C ya...got any new favorite baldy chickies?
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posted on
08/17/2006 10:48:41 AM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: Froufrou
I'd be real interested to know the ages of these students..
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posted on
08/17/2006 10:48:45 AM PDT
by
GeorgiaDawg32
(I'm a Patriot Guard Rider..www.patriotguard.org for info)
To: Froufrou
These were students from the California public schools, I assume. Our education budget is nearly $60 BILLION and we are next to last of all the states in achievement. Thanks, teachers' unions! You're doing a great job!
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posted on
08/17/2006 10:49:15 AM PDT
by
hsalaw
To: hsalaw
Wow, IIRC CA used to be among the best! Back in the late 70s...
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posted on
08/17/2006 10:52:04 AM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: Froufrou
...got any new favorite baldy chickies?lol...no new ones, but you have reminded me to be on the lookout.
To: GeorgiaDawg32
Scary, eh? Bet there are some in the upper classes, you know, 8th grade and up... ;o)
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posted on
08/17/2006 10:52:49 AM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: Froufrou
Sounds like Art Linkletter's Kids say the darndest things show.
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posted on
08/17/2006 10:54:11 AM PDT
by
MrEdd
(More cheep than a flock of baby chickens.)
To: Froufrou
No longer. If it weren't for Arkansas (I think it's Arkansas; might be Mississippi), we'd be last in scholastic achievement.
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posted on
08/17/2006 10:54:44 AM PDT
by
hsalaw
To: Froufrou
Hee Hee, thanks for the laughs!
I am guilty of a gross stupidity myself, on a test back in junior high. (That's what we called it back then!) On a question in science class about who discovered penicillin, I wrote down William Penn.
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posted on
08/17/2006 10:55:28 AM PDT
by
Theresawithanh
(Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.)
To: MrEdd
I miss that show. We need more like that nowadays.
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posted on
08/17/2006 10:57:20 AM PDT
by
IM2MAD
To: Froufrou
I remember a similar story from Catholic grade school. The teacher said a student turned in a drawing of four people in a plane. She asked what it was and the kid said "That's the flight to Egypt." "Who's flying?" "Pontius Pilate."
To: Theresawithanh
Dang it! Now I can't remember who really did! My friend's son was learning abbreviations when he took a history test asking why it's important to vote.
He said 'because it's a free cuntry,' but he appreviated cuntry in a way that was ~ahem!~ not reprintable here. ;o) But he did get an A on the test.
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posted on
08/17/2006 10:59:54 AM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: Froufrou
A friend just took a job in China. Among the comments he and his wife have heard... "China. Isn't that a city in Japan?".
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posted on
08/17/2006 11:01:18 AM PDT
by
Fudd
To: Theresawithanh; Larry Lucido
We must have been very good students...see how well we remember those little mistakes?
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posted on
08/17/2006 11:01:50 AM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: Froufrou
Now I can't remember who really did! Marie Currie
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posted on
08/17/2006 11:04:21 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Froufrou
Reminds me of a student I once taught in Jr. College in N.C. near the Va. border. Her name was "Gina" and she wanted a prestige license plate that also proclaimed her home state here in Virginia. Hence: VA-GINA. Real story...
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posted on
08/17/2006 11:04:57 AM PDT
by
meandog
(While Clinton isn't fit even to scrape Reagan's shoes, Bush will never fill them!)
To: Froufrou
4. How can you delay milk turning sour? Keep it in the cow. What's the matter with this one? It's true.
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posted on
08/17/2006 11:04:59 AM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(USAF Air Rescue "That others may live.")
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