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Caption Hillary making like a pumpkin (vanity)
Yahoo! News Photos ^ | 8/1/6 | n/a

Posted on 08/01/2006 12:07:26 PM PDT by redstates4ever

"Food and Drug Administration Commissioner-nominee Dr. Andrew von Eschenbach is greeted by Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y. on Capitol Hill in Washington, Tuesday, Aug. 1, 2006 prior to testifying before the Senate Health, Education, Labor and Pensions Committee hearing on his nomination."

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: broomstick; cankles; caption; cattlefuturesexpert; clinton; fdabansoldcrusty; handbuzzer; hildabeast; hillary; hitlery; humogousbutt; nomorewirehangers; orangerevolution; sourpuss; thunderthighs; wickedwitch

1 posted on 08/01/2006 12:07:27 PM PDT by redstates4ever
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To: redstates4ever

Oh Hellary, your Mao suit looks just lovely in orange.


2 posted on 08/01/2006 12:10:07 PM PDT by Screamname (Batman and Godzilla : When will they fight?)
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To: redstates4ever
What's with all her brightly colored smocks lately? Is she about to perform surgery on a family of tangerines?
3 posted on 08/01/2006 12:10:16 PM PDT by jdm (Tagline locked due to extensive sidebar abuse.)
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To: redstates4ever

If she ever smiled at me like that, I would run screaming, as far and as fast as I could...


4 posted on 08/01/2006 12:10:45 PM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (Rugged individualists of the world, unite!)
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To: redstates4ever

"I'm going to need some FDA-approved hand sanitizer after this handshake."


5 posted on 08/01/2006 12:11:37 PM PDT by fredhead (Women want me....Fish fear me....Oh well, one out of two ain't bad.)
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To: redstates4ever

Mr. ... you just shook hands with the devil...


6 posted on 08/01/2006 12:12:11 PM PDT by SMARTY ("Stay together, pay the soldiers and forget everything else." Lucius Septimus Severus)
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To: redstates4ever
Add this, and the costume will be complete!


7 posted on 08/01/2006 12:12:17 PM PDT by Bigh4u2 (Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
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To: redstates4ever

She looks like she just screwed someone over big time.


8 posted on 08/01/2006 12:12:22 PM PDT by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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To: redstates4ever

Both had gorditas for lunch, can ya tell?


9 posted on 08/01/2006 12:12:37 PM PDT by timsbella (Mark Steyn for Prime Minister of Canada! (Steve's won my vote in the meantime))
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To: jdm
Maybe it's some LGBT color-code that tells what she'll do on a first date. (IIRC, orange means "suck the life force from your withered husk.")
10 posted on 08/01/2006 12:12:47 PM PDT by Redcloak (Speak softly and wear a loud shirt.)
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To: redstates4ever

Her face looks like that of a frog, just as it is about to snatch a fly out of midair with its tongue.


11 posted on 08/01/2006 12:13:04 PM PDT by WV Mountain Mama (God bless Israel and their men and women fighting against an evil, cowardly enemy.)
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To: Hegemony Cricket

Good Answer. LOL


12 posted on 08/01/2006 12:13:12 PM PDT by southlake_hoosier (.... One Nation, Under God.......)
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To: redstates4ever
"Come into my parlor" said the spider to the fly.
13 posted on 08/01/2006 12:13:12 PM PDT by b4its2late (Liberals are as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.)
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To: jdm

Maybe Donna Karan stopped making those black pant suits. Or, much more likely, her pollsters have told her that people want to see more color so that she looks like a living human being - you know, like the rest of us.


14 posted on 08/01/2006 12:13:25 PM PDT by bpjam (Remember our fallen Marines from Beirut. Hezbollah deserves no peace.)
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To: Redcloak

classic....


15 posted on 08/01/2006 12:13:46 PM PDT by bpjam (Remember our fallen Marines from Beirut. Hezbollah deserves no peace.)
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To: redstates4ever

16 posted on 08/01/2006 12:14:03 PM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Izzy Dunne

best caption for her pic yet......


17 posted on 08/01/2006 12:16:00 PM PDT by vin-one (REMEMBER the WTC !!!!!!!!)
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To: redstates4ever

God forgive me, but this is actually not a bad picture of Hillary. She could almost pass for human in this pic.


18 posted on 08/01/2006 12:16:35 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember (No program, no ideas, no clue: The democrats!)
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To: redstates4ever

"Go wash your hands dude!"


19 posted on 08/01/2006 12:17:03 PM PDT by Niteranger68 (I gigged your peace frog.)
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To: redstates4ever

Hillary: ...and if you don't approve the morning after pill, I'll introduce you to a few of my friends.


20 posted on 08/01/2006 12:17:16 PM PDT by DrewsDad
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To: redstates4ever

21 posted on 08/01/2006 12:19:22 PM PDT by Lizavetta
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To: redstates4ever
I'd prefer this orange...


22 posted on 08/01/2006 12:19:35 PM PDT by maggief
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To: redstates4ever

"I can do the malocchio thing, too."


23 posted on 08/01/2006 12:21:06 PM PDT by Past Your Eyes (Monotheism is a gift from the gods.)
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To: redstates4ever

Ol' Crusty landed in a dye vat of orange!!!


24 posted on 08/01/2006 12:21:44 PM PDT by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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To: maggief

LOL - that's PERFECT!!


25 posted on 08/01/2006 12:22:40 PM PDT by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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To: jdm

Oh for heaven sakes!

I don't particularly like the woman myself but she apparently listened to all of us here on FR because she isn't wearing black.

Now you are complaining abiout her "brightly colored smocks?"

Give it a rest already and let's go after her policies!


26 posted on 08/01/2006 12:24:00 PM PDT by It's me
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To: redstates4ever

"You know doctor, you look like a younger Burt Bacharach. Now wher eis the cyanide you promised to get me?"


27 posted on 08/01/2006 12:28:34 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Democrats - The reason we need term limits)
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To: Screamname

"Hillary, your hand smells like fish!"


28 posted on 08/01/2006 12:34:55 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ("Don't touch that thing")
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

Chipmunk chops


29 posted on 08/01/2006 12:37:23 PM PDT by spokeshave (The Democrat Party stands for open treason in a time of war.)
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To: Hegemony Cricket
If she ever smiled at me like that, I would run screaming, as far and as fast as I could...

Look closely at Dr. von Eschenbach's face. He looks like he is surpressing projectile vomiting.

30 posted on 08/01/2006 12:38:01 PM PDT by Tokra (I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
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To: redstates4ever

"Why thank you for the compliment.. I call it kerry orange."


31 posted on 08/01/2006 12:39:07 PM PDT by Trillian
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To: redstates4ever

Hillary: "Wanna play some drinking games McCain taught me last week?"


32 posted on 08/01/2006 12:40:19 PM PDT by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, DemocRATs believe every day is April 15th. - Reagan)
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To: It's me

"Caption" threads are my favorite here, and we have some very funny people on this forum. It's fun skewering the libs!

As for going after the democrat party's policies, other than being for killing the unborn and free handouts with hard-earned money, what else have they got?


33 posted on 08/01/2006 12:42:47 PM PDT by Theresawithanh (Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I stuck around...)
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To: redstates4ever

I rather like that color. *shrug*

Don't care for the "lady" wearing it, but what did the suit do to hurt anyone?


34 posted on 08/01/2006 12:46:17 PM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: RosieCotton

Covering up a conspiracy to overthrow the government is a crime. Ergo, the suit must die.


35 posted on 08/01/2006 12:54:45 PM PDT by weeder
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To: It's me
> Oh for heaven sakes!... she apparently listened to all of us here on FR... Give it a rest already and let's go after her policies!

Surely you recognize a "Hate Hillary Pile-On Thread" when you see one? She could come out in support of a full conservative agenda, get elected, and execute that agenda successfully, and people here would still trash her.

Sometimes it's hard to conceive of how much Hate For Hillary there is here. It rivals the hatred of the left for President Bush, but doesn't quite beat it.

Now, unlike most here, I've got real reason to dislike Hillary, as she's my Senator. All the non-New Yorkers are just piling on in anticipation of 2008.

36 posted on 08/01/2006 1:06:57 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: dayglored

I've hated her since she became co-president with the criminal-in-chief.Before that, I neither knew nor cared about her. Can I be in the club?


37 posted on 08/01/2006 1:15:12 PM PDT by Theresawithanh (Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I stuck around...)
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To: redstates4ever

Looks like Hillary got her new vibrator in the mail!


38 posted on 08/01/2006 1:21:19 PM PDT by GianniV
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To: timsbella
Both had gorditas for lunch, can ya tell?

Is that Spanish for like a radish or a piece of celery?

39 posted on 08/01/2006 1:23:03 PM PDT by Cobra64 (All we get are lame ideas from Republicans and lame criticism from dems about those lame ideas.)
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To: redstates4ever

Hillary: You're MINE now! hee hee hee hee


40 posted on 08/01/2006 1:28:17 PM PDT by gettheUNout
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To: redstates4ever

At the retirement celebration for “Ole Crusty” Senator Hillary Clinton greets Dr. Andrew von Eschenbach of the FDA saying, “ Thank you, Thank you, and Ole Crusty thanks you too. Crusty started out this color too.”
41 posted on 08/01/2006 1:44:50 PM PDT by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: Izzy Dunne

Been waiting for that.


42 posted on 08/01/2006 1:47:16 PM PDT by upchuck (Me wish for Democrats to die? No, I just want them to develop Tourette's Syndrome. ~American Quilter)
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To: It's me
Give it a rest already and let's go after her policies!

OK. Her policies are uglier then the freakin pant suits she wears all the time because her legs are the size of giant redwood.

43 posted on 08/01/2006 7:12:02 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other peoples money -- M. Thatcher)
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To: dayglored
I've got real reason to dislike Hillary,

In that case I would say you have not been paying attention.

44 posted on 08/01/2006 7:14:02 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other peoples money -- M. Thatcher)
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To: redstates4ever

Look into my eyes. You are getting very, very sleepy.


45 posted on 08/01/2006 8:40:30 PM PDT by Jo Nuvark ((Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3))
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To: Michael.SF.
>> I've got real reason to dislike Hillary,...

> In that case I would say you have not been paying attention.

Sorry, I should have added some sort of "joking" tag to that, but it wasn't really sarcasm (/sarc) and I couldn't think of a good tag to use.

I do realize I'm hardly the only bloke who has a bone to pick with Hillary. Just being smart-ass.

46 posted on 08/01/2006 9:30:42 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: dayglored

No my apology, I misinterpreted your comment. I withdraw my comment.


47 posted on 08/01/2006 10:15:15 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other peoples money -- M. Thatcher)
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To: Theresawithanh; Michael.SF.
> I've hated her since she became co-president with the criminal-in-chief.Before that, I neither knew nor cared about her. Can I be in the club?

Sure!

Actually, as my reply to Michael.SF. noted later in #46, my comment was just joking; there are plenty of folks with plenty of reason to hate Hillary. I was insufficiently clear in my attempt at humor -- of course anybody can be in the club!

48 posted on 08/01/2006 11:34:09 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: redstates4ever

Uh, oh, he made eye contact! I didn't think anyone was supposed to look at the Heinous Harridan straight in the eye!


49 posted on 08/03/2006 6:32:23 AM PDT by Polyxene (For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
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To: Hegemony Cricket

LOL!! Dittos that!


50 posted on 08/03/2006 6:33:44 AM PDT by Ladysmith ((NRA, SAS) Gun owners have illustrated rights are individual and can be protected by individuals.)
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