Caption Hillary making like a pumpkin (vanity)

Yahoo! News Photos ^ | 8/1/6 | n/a

[redstates4ever]

"Food and Drug Administration Commissioner-nominee Dr. Andrew von Eschenbach is greeted by Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y. on Capitol Hill in Washington, Tuesday, Aug. 1, 2006 prior to testifying before the Senate Health, Education, Labor and Pensions Committee hearing on his nomination."

[Screamname]

Oh Hellary, your Mao suit looks just lovely in orange.

[jdm]

What's with all her brightly colored smocks lately? Is she about to perform surgery on a family of tangerines?

[Hegemony Cricket]

If she ever smiled at me like that, I would run screaming, as far and as fast as I could...

[fredhead]

"I'm going to need some FDA-approved hand sanitizer after this handshake."

[SMARTY]

Mr. ... you just shook hands with the devil...

[Bigh4u2]

Add this, and the costume will be complete!

[Lx]

She looks like she just screwed someone over big time.

[timsbella]

Both had gorditas for lunch, can ya tell?

[Redcloak]

Maybe it's some LGBT color-code that tells what she'll do on a first date. (IIRC, orange means "suck the life force from your withered husk.")

[WV Mountain Mama]

Her face looks like that of a frog, just as it is about to snatch a fly out of midair with its tongue.

[southlake_hoosier]

Good Answer. LOL

[b4its2late]

"Come into my parlor" said the spider to the fly.

[bpjam]

Maybe Donna Karan stopped making those black pant suits. Or, much more likely, her pollsters have told her that people want to see more color so that she looks like a living human being - you know, like the rest of us.

[bpjam]

classic....

[Izzy Dunne]

[vin-one]

best caption for her pic yet......

[FormerACLUmember]

God forgive me, but this is actually not a bad picture of Hillary. She could almost pass for human in this pic.

[Niteranger68]

"Go wash your hands dude!"

[DrewsDad]

Hillary: ...and if you don't approve the morning after pill, I'll introduce you to a few of my friends.

[Lizavetta]

[maggief]

I'd prefer this orange...

[Past Your Eyes]

"I can do the malocchio thing, too."

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

Ol' Crusty landed in a dye vat of orange!!!

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

LOL - that's PERFECT!!

[It's me]

Oh for heaven sakes!

I don't particularly like the woman myself but she apparently listened to all of us here on FR because she isn't wearing black.

Now you are complaining abiout her "brightly colored smocks?"

Give it a rest already and let's go after her policies!

[EQAndyBuzz]

"You know doctor, you look like a younger Burt Bacharach. Now wher eis the cyanide you promised to get me?"

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

"Hillary, your hand smells like fish!"

[spokeshave]

Chipmunk chops

[Tokra]

If she ever smiled at me like that, I would run screaming, as far and as fast as I could...

Look closely at Dr. von Eschenbach's face. He looks like he is surpressing projectile vomiting.

[Trillian]

"Why thank you for the compliment.. I call it kerry orange."

[OrioleFan]

Hillary: "Wanna play some drinking games McCain taught me last week?"

[Theresawithanh]

"Caption" threads are my favorite here, and we have some very funny people on this forum. It's fun skewering the libs!

As for going after the democrat party's policies, other than being for killing the unborn and free handouts with hard-earned money, what else have they got?

[RosieCotton]

I rather like that color. *shrug*

Don't care for the "lady" wearing it, but what did the suit do to hurt anyone?

[weeder]

Covering up a conspiracy to overthrow the government is a crime. Ergo, the suit must die.

[dayglored]

> Oh for heaven sakes!... she apparently listened to all of us here on FR... Give it a rest already and let's go after her policies!

Surely you recognize a "Hate Hillary Pile-On Thread" when you see one? She could come out in support of a full conservative agenda, get elected, and execute that agenda successfully, and people here would still trash her.

Sometimes it's hard to conceive of how much Hate For Hillary there is here. It rivals the hatred of the left for President Bush, but doesn't quite beat it.

Now, unlike most here, I've got real reason to dislike Hillary, as she's my Senator. All the non-New Yorkers are just piling on in anticipation of 2008.

[Theresawithanh]

I've hated her since she became co-president with the criminal-in-chief.Before that, I neither knew nor cared about her. Can I be in the club?

[GianniV]

Looks like Hillary got her new vibrator in the mail!

[Cobra64]

Both had gorditas for lunch, can ya tell?

Is that Spanish for like a radish or a piece of celery?

[gettheUNout]

Hillary: You're MINE now! hee hee hee hee

[Just another Joe]

At the retirement celebration for “Ole Crusty” Senator Hillary Clinton greets Dr. Andrew von Eschenbach of the FDA saying, “ Thank you, Thank you, and Ole Crusty thanks you too. Crusty started out this color too.”

[upchuck]

Been waiting for that.

[Michael.SF.]

Give it a rest already and let's go after her policies!

OK. Her policies are uglier then the freakin pant suits she wears all the time because her legs are the size of giant redwood.

[Michael.SF.]

I've got real reason to dislike Hillary,

In that case I would say you have not been paying attention.

[Jo Nuvark]

Look into my eyes. You are getting very, very sleepy.

[dayglored]

>> I've got real reason to dislike Hillary,...

> In that case I would say you have not been paying attention.

Sorry, I should have added some sort of "joking" tag to that, but it wasn't really sarcasm (/sarc) and I couldn't think of a good tag to use.

I do realize I'm hardly the only bloke who has a bone to pick with Hillary. Just being smart-ass.

[Michael.SF.]

No my apology, I misinterpreted your comment. I withdraw my comment.

[dayglored]

> I've hated her since she became co-president with the criminal-in-chief.Before that, I neither knew nor cared about her. Can I be in the club?

Sure!

Actually, as my reply to Michael.SF. noted later in #46, my comment was just joking; there are plenty of folks with plenty of reason to hate Hillary. I was insufficiently clear in my attempt at humor -- of course anybody can be in the club!

[Polyxene]

Uh, oh, he made eye contact! I didn't think anyone was supposed to look at the Heinous Harridan straight in the eye!

[Ladysmith]

LOL!! Dittos that!