Sun Damage Sun kills 60,000 a year, WHO says

United Pro Smoker's Newsletter ^ | 2006-07-26

[Tenacious 1]

[We need to pull out of the earth - it is a quagmire!]

LOL!

I propose we send liberals up to change the bulb. We could save energy and lives if we just put a lower intensity bulb in the sun.

[Sunshine Sister]

Oh my gosh!!!! I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die! What ever shall I do?

[Tzimisce]

Warning: living may be hazardous to your health.

[Atlas Sneezed]

Out of 100,000,000 people dying every year, that is not bad.

[<1/1,000,000th%]

Dr. WHO???

[#1CTYankee]

"Sun Damage Sun kills 60,000"

Wow, just think how many more would perish if the Sun wasn't Sun damaged.

[frankiep]

Mankind has always dreamed of destroying the sun

[PresidentFelon]

There is a simple fix for this problem. Just pass a law that nobody can suffer damage from the Sun and all problems are over. It works so well to outlaw guns afterall. Democrats should be all over this.....pandering to the masses with a "new plan" to end solar related dearhs.


PF

[onedoug]

Extinguish the Sun. The ultimate liberal cause.

[dinoparty]

I just returned from a HOT vacation near the beach. I've never understood all those people baking under the sun. Don't they know that because of their actions they will soon be the 50 year old lizard-skinned hags that cause revulsion on the beaches of America? Sun cancer doesn't scare me, but premature aging wrinkles scares me a little.

[Virginia Ridgerunner]

I hear that Pluto has nice scenery and is far enough from the sun that no one will get sick and die from its radiation.

[#1CTYankee]

"So we either ban the sun, or require all "sun worshipers" to wear... burkas."

Remember Tony Roberts in Annie Hall?

Need someone to put that photo up.

[LN2Campy]

Laugh all you want, but you'll NEVER see a dermatologist with a suntan...

[ryan71]

How many die from too much driving?

Guess we should give up cars, too.

And eating anything, drinking anything, farting and making love.

What is there to live for?

[DustyMoment]

Sun Damage Sun kills 60,000 a year, WHO says

Say you don't think . . . . . . . no, it can't be. It isn't possible that the sun could be the source of global warming, could it??

[SheLion]

Best we all live deep underground from now on. Nature is killing us!

LOL! Boy, I hear that!

Nothing we do is right anymore.  Everything is killing us.  (As if we aren't going to die someday anyhow). 

[SheLion]

You'll see it and feel it right after you get a nasty burn from being in the sun too long!

Been there. Done that.

Boy! So have I.  We used to go to the beach every summer when I was a kid.  I remember being burnt so badly that I just lay in bed all night not moving.  Mom rubbed Noxema all over me.  Noxema.  Go figure.

[mysterio]

What is there to live for?

Apparently, the only acceptable remaining pleasure is lobbying your representative for laws that outlaw whatever your neighbor enjoys, be that alcohol, cigarettes, or fattening foods.

[SheLion]

I guess that this means we shouldn't quit smoking because the sun's gonna fry us all anyway?
Cool!

Did you check out my other thread where people in California are dying from lung disease from working in a flavoring factory?  They are in REALLY bad shape.  And most are non-smokers!

 Investigative Report: Flavoring agent destroys lungs.

[Bigh4u2]

"I remember being burnt so badly that I just lay in bed all night not moving."

Me too. Took a girl to the beach on my motorcycle (I was trying to impress) and feel asleep on my back for about an hour.

Worst ride home in my life and I had to sit up on the edge of a chair with my head propped in my hands to sleep!

I will never forget that day! And neither will she!!

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