[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

The JDAM is coming for you next, ratboy.

al-Queerdo has been vowing revenge for the last 4+ years and all they've gotten is their butts handed to them.

[SaxxonWoods]

I'm just glad to be able to write "Z-Man" without it being confusing anymore.

You're next, Z-Man!

Keep making tapes, one mistake is all we need...

[fortheDeclaration]

We need someone to post that funny Monty Python skit with the knight who has his arms cut off....

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

Ayman al-Zawahiri vowing to avenge the death of the network's Iraq frontman Abu Musab al-Zarqawi.

I see a fiery death in your future:

F-15E Strike Eagle

[MikeA]

"Zawahiri says Zarqawi "died under bombardment" and not in hiding"

Not in hiding...you mean like you and Queenie Boy Bin Laden? I think it's so touching the little Brokeback Mountain thing you two Muzzie closet cases have going up there in the mountains of Pakistan is so cute.

In all seriousness, is this guy so stupid he doesn't realize he was basically opening himself up to mockery when he said Zarqawi "wasn't in hiding" when he was killed??

[TexasCajun]

Al Qaeda Men of Pride

[AFPhys]

yawn...

so what else is new?

[Ol' Sox]

Zawahiri says Zarqawi "died under bombardment" and not in hiding, like me.

There. That's better.

[hardworking]

Muhammid Moo One: OK Zawahiri the votes have been counted and you're the one who has to replace the Big Z

Zawahiri: Oh, shit, I hated that M

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r. He was a full of **** brother-in-law

Muhammid Moo One: Now don't be like that. This is an honor.

Zawahiri: But I donna wan ta wear dat suicide belt. It itches!

Muhammid Moo One: I keep telling you that you don't fasten it between your legs, you put it around your waist!

Zawahiri: I donna wan to inspire nobody!

Muhammid Moo One: Don't worry. We'll get a teleprompter and you can just read the scripts for the video-tapes.

Zawahiri: Why the **** did Big Z have to go an git hisself blowed up anyway?

[Names Ash Housewares]

Al Qaeda vows to kill all infidels, our feet will burn under islamic soil, the earth will come under the rule of Allah....blah blah blah blah blah

[tobyhill]

Vows revenge? They "vowed revenge" way before Zarqawi was killed. Their rhetoric ain't stirring no Muslims up.

[Beckwith]

Yada, yada, yada ...

[Bommer]

"Do you remember, O Bush, how the lion of Islam, the mujahed [holy warrior] Osama bin Laden, God keep him, swore that America will not be able to dream of security until it becomes a reality in Palestine and all Muslim lands?"

WOW! Brave and scary words coming from a dead tick eating DNC Moon-Bat, who spends his days getting sloppy seconds from Osama after he's done fornacating his male goats!

[Diogenesis]

ROTFLOL

Hey Z-man - YOU are ALL LOSERS:

Before:

After:

[TChris]

What are you going to do? ...bleed on me?

[no-to-illegals]

My best estimate is he is traveling, if traveling, in drag. I can think of no other rational reason for not having found him.

[Firefox1]

I'm tired of these cowrd sob's hiding behind cameras acting all macho. That guy really needs to f#$ked in the ass by a pig and have that sent out through the internet.

[I got the rope]

That's ok...we vow to avenge those who died on 9/11.

[Chode]

we'd expect nothing less... i just want to know what's takin your Goathumping azzs so long to do it??

Bring it ON!!!

come out, come out, where ever you are... wanna play???

[sgtbono2002]

Bin Laden the Lion of Islam. Bwahaahahhha, I nevers aw a lion sneak from one place to another trying to hide from pursuers. Lates call him the jackal of islam Much more appropriate.