LIVE now on the West Coast: Ann Coulter is guest on Tonight Show (On NBC)

Leno said he received letters when Michael Moore was on his show that people would never watch him again. RIGHT....like conservatives watch Leno.

My 14 year old didn't even recognize him tonight. That's how often he's on my tv.

121 posted on 06/14/2006 9:15:04 PM PDT by Dianna

An Urgent Appeal To Ann Coulter: Change NOTHING!

Ann Coulter-American Patriot!

BY JOHN W LILLPOP

Dear Ann,

Many in the media and on the left criticize you and your perspective, I, on the other hand, urge you to change NOTHING.

Please, leave that bundle of beauty, energy and genius called Ann Coulter exactly as is!

Anyone who can incur the unanimous wrath of Hillary Clinton, the 9/11 Commission, Matt Lauer and other assorted leftist thugs, without even breaking a sweat or swearing, deserves national acclaim.

Perhaps an 'Ann Coulter Holiday' is in order? Liberals who blanch at the idea can work for free that day!

Oh, if only our alleged Republican president and Congress had one third your commitment to conservative values, one-eighth your intelligence, and 10% your fighting spirit.

There might still be hope for the union.

Although, I confess, there are times when I wish you would go even further.

Example, after 9/11 you wrote that America should invade Muslim nations, take over their governments, and convert them to Christianity.

Brilliant!

But why stop there?

Let's add the DNC, Mainstream Media, California and Washington state to the to-be-converted list.

Convert them and watch the world suddenly change, for the better.

In my view, your most valuable public service occurs when you seduce lefties into public battle. For instance, Hillary Clinton decided to take a public shot at you this week.

She should have passed. Your withering reply reminded America and the world that Bill Clinton was accused of raping Juanita Brodericks and assaulting Kathleen Wiley.

Ingenious way to remind Hillary and the Democrat party of the huge baggage----named Slick Willy----that she brings with her.

Unless she bails out on the bum via divorce, or has Vince Foster's physician prescribe some anti-depressants for the former president. That, and a small handgun, could end some of the excess baggage in the senator's life.

And what of Assemblywomen Joan M. Quigley, D-Hudson, and Linda Stender, D-Union of New Jersey?

These political wonders, having ended hunger, poverty, crime, illegal immigration, medical malpractice and marital infidelity in the Garden State, decided that a national bonfire is needed to deal most effectively with your new book, Godless.

Asking either of these Democrats to actually read Godless would be pointless: Both are liberals and products of a public education system, administered by liberals.

So why bother?

It should be obvious from these limited examples that America needs Ann Coulter, full strength.

Not decaff. Nor Ann Lite.

After all, if We the People wanted wishy-washy, mindless pap we would simply read and listen to President Bush's speeches.

Or, even worse, public utterances by Bill Frist.

Save us from all that, Ann:

Change NOTHING. Just be You!

http://www.nodnc.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=616

122 posted on 06/14/2006 9:15:22 PM PDT by woodb01 (ANTI-DNC Web Portal at ---> http://www.noDNC.com)

Ah, thanks. I met DFU in person at the FReeper Inaugural Ball in 2005... very nice guy, and quite talented and funny. I hope to meet Ron Dog someday...

Hmmm... I'm pretty sure I've heard this Carlin routine before...

123 posted on 06/14/2006 9:15:22 PM PDT by nutmeg ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)

124 posted on 06/14/2006 9:15:23 PM PDT by okiecon

He's bombing... barely getting laughs ...

he'll have to get nasty, as in foul.

125 posted on 06/14/2006 9:15:56 PM PDT by onyx (Deport the trolls --- send them back to DU)

I left the room, came back, he's still babbling.

126 posted on 06/14/2006 9:15:59 PM PDT by Tribune7

This bit got old fast though.

128 posted on 06/14/2006 9:16:25 PM PDT by Fudd Fan (Help get Murtha out of Congress- donate at http://www.irey.com/)

129 posted on 06/14/2006 9:16:28 PM PDT by exit82 (If Democrats can lead, then I'm Chuck Norris.)

Carlin's monologue--recycled HBO show--big whoop.

Exactly... I knew I had heard this routine before...

130 posted on 06/14/2006 9:16:38 PM PDT by nutmeg ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)

He's getting the "polite clap."

131 posted on 06/14/2006 9:16:45 PM PDT by Pyro7480 ("If you wish to go to extremes, let it be in... patience, humility, & charity." -St. Philip Neri)

To: Darth Republican

HAR! Then my guess was correct! He's pushing 70.

Over and out. Thank God.

NOT funny at all.

132 posted on 06/14/2006 9:16:49 PM PDT by onyx (Deport the trolls --- send them back to DU)

Watch. This routine is going to show up as an e-mail sent out by the millions.

133 posted on 06/14/2006 9:16:52 PM PDT by Darth Republican

I'll say. Boorrring.

134 posted on 06/14/2006 9:16:58 PM PDT by doesnt suffer fools gladly (Liberals lie)

LOL -- you nailed it! LOL!

135 posted on 06/14/2006 9:17:26 PM PDT by onyx (Deport the trolls --- send them back to DU)

That was awful. Carlin is a loser.

136 posted on 06/14/2006 9:17:28 PM PDT by HighWheeler (Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry)

To: doesnt suffer fools gladly

137 posted on 06/14/2006 9:17:36 PM PDT by Def Conservative

Commercial--thankfully ended Carlin's routine. Not funny.

138 posted on 06/14/2006 9:17:43 PM PDT by exit82 (If Democrats can lead, then I'm Chuck Norris.)

I'd say George is past his prime.

139 posted on 06/14/2006 9:17:43 PM PDT by Tribune7

Actually I believe he does.

140 posted on 06/14/2006 9:17:54 PM PDT by Fudd Fan (Help get Murtha out of Congress- donate at http://www.irey.com/)

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