NKU's Nutty Professor's "RateMyProfessors.com" Entries - All About About Sally Jacobsen's Orgasm

[Criminal Number 18F]

If that's Sally Jacobsen, that picture is old. Like from around the time the statue was carved.

d.o.l.

Criminal Number 18F

[Drango]

Defund the left! Refuse to contribute to your Alumni fund.

[Cicero]

Speaking of sex, she gives a whole new meaning to the old saw, "Those who can, do; those who can't, teach."

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

Yeah, I heard that she is retiring this year. Unless retirement age is VERY low (likely in government school systems) comments like this from the nasty old hag would have made me vomit in class. UGH! Must wash brain out with soap and water now...

[N3WBI3]

Is this the one who told her class to rip up a pro-life display?

[DuncanWaring]

Here's a reputed more-recent picture.

She's the one on the right.

[TheGeezer]

A materialist has no god but sex. As one ages and dies, sex and sexuality become an obsession because death is just a breath away.

[stuck_in_new_orleans]

what exactly was the point of this thread?

[radiohead]

Speaking of sex, she gives a whole new meaning to the old saw, "Those who can, do; those who can't, teach."

ROFLMAO! Almost chocked on that one.

[finnigan2]

"She talks about her own orgasms.I've seen pictures of the woman. *shudder*"

- Yes, I think you can take it as a given that Ms. Jacobsen's orgasms have been mechanically assisted for a long, long time now, with "Mr. Eveready" being a frequent overnight guest.

[Erasmus]

Well, at least she's not likely to accuse of of assault and battery.

[ItsForTheChildren]

She talks about her own orgasms.

I've seen pictures of the woman.

Me too. I'm sure they're "her own," too.

[ExtremeUnction]

She talks about her own orgasms.

I am assuming that she is also creating her "own" orgasms..The only person who would have sex with her is herself..

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

NO, she got canned, actually agreed to leave at the end of the semester. Tenure only protects academic freedom, not criminality.

She's probably pretty run-of-the-mill for a liberal arts perfesser at a third rate academic institution.

[rzeznikj at stout]

Sadly, she isn't alone in academia...

I understand that through anyone's experience through college, they're going to have nutty professors--literally.

I can think of several professors almost exactly like that, minus the sexual innuendo. (though my current Philosophy prof comes pretty close with his talk of brothels, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and Krusty the Clown)

One prof I had last year had a doctoral degree in mechanical engineering and couldn't read off powerpoints (or sound like he knew what he was talking about)

Needless to say, this disimpressed me enough that I changed my major and switched to another school.

Then there was the instructor who a.) let us use our books, our notes, and our laptops on quizzes and exams. We just couldn't use our neighbors; and b.) brought in a guy from the local Swiss-miss plant--we all got at least one box of Hershey's pudding (I got two)...

[bondjamesbond]

*shudder*

So, how did you know about the shudder, Nittany?

[ApplegateRanch]

Not nearly as bad as some students make her out to be. Participate in class, write your paper, pass the open book tests, and you're good...

...even if you are just as ignorant when you walk out, as you were when you walked into, any of her classes.

Used to be, people paid in blood, sweat, and tears to LEARN, and gain knowledge, while grinding through a degree program.

Now, it seems almost everyone attends (on someone else's dime) and is only interested in obtaining a GPA in between Winter Holiday, Spring Break, and summer vacation...mostly in some over rated resort.

[Doctor Raoul]

what exactly was the point of this thread?

First you must snatch the pebble from my hand Grasshopper...

[Doctor Raoul]

The Energizer Bunny is her Best Buddy.

[Doctor Raoul]

Yep, this is the one.