If I'm only half as sad as he is at 80, I'll be happy.
Hugh Hefner may enjoy the next ten or twenty years of his life, but his life will end tragically, as he almost certainly is damned. ("What profit a man if he gain the whole world and lose his soul in the bargain?")
I don't agree with Hef about much, but I've never found him to be personally unlikeable. And - I could be wrong - but I don't recall hearing bad stuff about him from his employees or girlfriends.
Sorry, but that makes your life as pathetic as Hefner's. Is having breast-implanted nitwits pretending to fawn over you because of your money your idea of happiness? No, thanks. I only hope that I am lucky enough to have my lovely wife by my side when I'm 80. If you don't understand that, then I feel sorry for you and would wholeheartedly recommend that you should focus on finding true love. Only then will you understand the joy of companionship that is so much deeper than what Hefner has ever experienced in his life.