Intruder Gains Front Lawn of White House

AP ^ | April 9, 2006 | NEDRA PICKLER

[West Coast Conservative]

A screaming intruder made it onto the front lawn of the White House Sunday while President Bush was at home before being apprehended by Secret Service officers.

Secret Service spokesman Eric Zahren described the man as "someone who has come to our attention in the past as a fence jumper."

The bearded man, wearing blue jeans and a white T-shirt that said "God Bless America," jumped the fence outside the White House and ran across the north lawn while repeatedly yelling, "I am a victim of terrorism!"

Members of the Secret Service emergency response team, including one holding a barking dog, chased the man with their guns drawn and surrounded him near the row of cameras set up for television stand-ups.

"I have intelligence information for the president," he said, waving his arms in the air. "I'm not afraid of you," he screamed at the officers who were ordering him to the ground with guns drawn.

The man eventually kneeled on the ground and was taken into custody shortly before 4 p.m.

[West Coast Conservative]

A DUmmie?

[Tijeras_Slim]

I think it's Kristinn's evil twin.

[tet68]

Jack Bauer?

[BenLurkin]

Howard Dean in a ten day growth?

[motzman]

"Now we see the violence inherent in the system!! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!!"

[CindyDawg]

Nice shirt. A Freeper posted here this morning that he was going to get some info to the White House. I thought he was talking about e-mail:')

[COBOL2Java]

"I have intelligence information for the president," he said, waving his arms in the air.

Someone should tell him that the position of intel leaker has already been taken...

[BenLurkin]

Exactly!

[H. Paul Pressler IV]

Lock this idiot up in the Loony Bin.

[WhiteGuy]

Members of the Secret Service emergency response team, including one holding a barking dog, chased the man with their guns drawn and surrounded him near the row of cameras set up for television stand-ups.


I wonder.......................

What if this guy had been an illegal mexican..............................................

Would the SS have reacted the same way?

If so, perhaps this is the correct approach? yes?

Our president should made aware of this..................

Maybe the SS should be dispatched to protect our border?


One additional thought.......................

There's a fence surrounding the WH right?

Shouldn't the border states get the same protection?

[IronJack]

If it was Jack Bauer, he would have vaulted the fence and been in the Oval Office before the Secret Service could have cleared leather!

[IronJack]

"I am a victim of terrorism!"

"I am a victim of overindulgence in hobby pharmaceuticals!"

"I have intelligence ..."

Nah, dude. Ya don't.

[SteveMcKing]

"I'm not afraid of you," he screamed at the officers who were ordering him to the ground with guns drawn.

Years ago, I saw a spider outside my home. So I started screaming at it, "I am not afraid of you!"

I sure showed that spider, yes I did.

[surelyclintonsbaddream]

Reminds me of a couple of movies. No one would believe them or they were afraid to trust anyone but the president.

He wasn't protesting. Wouldn't it be interesting if he indeed had information. He could have overheard something.
I wonder what one of us would do if we overheard something and no one believed us.

Maybe too much "24" on the brain. I KNOW what Jack would do!!

It is possible though.

[GSlob]

There are supposed to be snipers on the roof, and they goofed. Dock them one week's pay.

[WhiteGuy]

There are supposed to be snipers on the roof.....


Great idea, send them to our Southern border!

[COBOL2Java]

Lock this idiot up in the Loony Bin.

Or, let him run for the Rhode Island Senate...

[TASMANIANRED]

Nut job.

[CindyDawg]

Well, after he is secured it wouldn't hurt to listen to the guy.

[Al Simmons]

"Bloody Peasant!!"

[rockabyebaby]

Oh Howie Dean, you're such a crack up, now shave and take off the t-shirt you silly silly man!

[motzman]

"Bloody Peasant!!"

"Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?"

[Panzerfaust]

Smithers, release the hounds!!

[1rudeboy]

Thanks for proving that no thread can escape from being turned into an immigration thread.

[mystery-ak]

....here's Jack Bauer and the intruder still has his kneecaps..

[1rudeboy]

If it was Jack Bauer, he would have vaulted the fence and been in the Oval Office before the Secret Service could have cleared leather!

More likely he would've had that blonde chick get on her laptop and redeploy the SS to the Planet Zod first.

[lowbridge]

The bearded man, wearing blue jeans and a white T-shirt that said "God Bless America," jumped the fence outside the White House and ran across the north lawn while repeatedly yelling, "I am a victim of terrorism!"

Okay, who is the joker that let Al Gore out of his cage?

[surelyclintonsbaddream]

You're right. Hey, you never know these days.

[ActionNewsBill]

f it was Jack Bauer, he would have vaulted the fence and been in the Oval Office before the Secret Service could have cleared leather!

Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

[IronJack]

If [Jack Bauer] didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

But only to wound. Jack wants the distant terrorist held for interrogation.

[avacado]

So Charlie Sheen finally lost it!