Yeah, like I said...
The abortion industry will have to search for a new way to turn fetuses into a cash crop.
Democrat men should worry a bit.
I'm looking forward to these stem cells, (testicular or whereever) behaving in lock step so I can grow some hair back on my head...
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"Balls!"
said the Queen......
"If I had 'em, I'd be King."
Just how happy can a guy be when someone is removing his testicle cells?
Yeah, like I said...
I don't know whether or not this would interest your "non-evo" list, but here you go.
Eye of Newt, testicle of mouse, Maybe the old witches were on to something. Seriously, I hope this pans out.
who woulda thunk it
That really depends on how and from whom they plan to get those cells.
Ah, yes, it's oldies time...
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The good news is, we can cure you.
The bad news is, we're taking your balls away.
:-)
Hillary will be in a complete quandary ... this is good news for her, but what to tell her constituency, which will be completely left out?
What about Shweaty's?
Oh really?
We will see the birth of the castration mills. :)
If the headline is correct, Paul Begala had better be careful.
Clinton's testicles were on vacation in southern Spain along with his penis who has been in hiding for many years. "I was there with Lewinsky, it's true" said Clinton's penis. "But I got away that day on the beach when he and Hillary were doing that fake dance together. I had not been that close to her in years and I looked down and could see her bare ankles. I was terrified so I jumped off and ran and never looked back! I can't run in a straight line but I still got away from the Secret Service. I hid in Helen Thomas's purse all the way back to the US. She eventually found me hidden in the purse but I talked her in to letting me go. I lied and said I used to be attached to Tom Cruise and missed being with women. She said she had her own penis anyway".
"We got away about a year later" said Clinton's former left testicle (the right one refuses to talk to the media). "We had it well planned. We rolled off one night and we will never go back! If he ever needs stem cells from us he is out of luck! Besides, Hillary has had all of us replaced. The Chinese made him a whole new unit. It even has a GPS system that Hillary monitors!"
Rumor is that Clinton's former appendage and it's associated part are working on a tell all book tentatively titled "Getting Pulled To The Left".
"...and transplanting it into the same man..."
Is this just a rejection drug issue, or are women not going to be helped by this?
Yeah, except from the guy they take them from !!!
Testicular cells providing stem cells? The conservative gene pool just got a lot bigger. We have plenty to spare.
Testicle cells to a diabetes cure......I can live with that.
I am glad now I put Optical Mouses on all the family computers. That means more mouse balls for research. Who'd a thought that they were so useful.
I had always figured that liberals must be good for something. Now all we have to do is get them to fill out their donor cards.
If these cells are put in people, will humans grow whiskers and a long tail? ;-) (just kidding...)
I have never, before this moment, considered the mouse testicle.
I suppose at some level I knew that mice HAVE testicles but as a subject occupying the 'main screen' of my mind the mouse testicle has not prevailed.
That said I do however believe that I know the first rule of working with, or in any way manner shape or form examining mouse testicles-----don't sneeze.
Somehow I doubt that Mousbalium will be controversy-free...
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