The Law Applies To Each Of Us

Fort Worth Star Telegram ^ | Thursday, Dec. 22, 2005 | Molly Ivins

[an amused spectator]

AUSTIN - I'm so sorry, but we are having a constitutional crisis. The timing couldn't be worse. Right in the middle of the wrapping paper, the gingerbread and the whole shebang, a tiny honest-to-goodness constitutional crisis...

**snip**

The Department of Defense has just proved this yet again with its latest folly of mistaking a flock of Florida Quakers for a threat to overthrow the government. A few months ago, a student at the University of Massachusetts at Dartmouth tried to check out a copy of Mao's Little Red Book and wound up being interviewed by two feds. Cointelpro and all those misbegotten Nixon-era spy programs were always making ludicrous mistakes...

[an amused spectator]

"A few months ago, a student at the University of Massachusetts at Dartmouth tried to check out a copy of Mao's Little Red Book and wound up being interviewed by two feds"

Or not.

And speaking of ludicrous mistakes - how's that size 14 taste, Miss Piggy?

Oh, yeah - I almost forgot - Bush sucks, Bush lied and Bush is corrupt™

[steve8714]

Only the Kennedys and Clintons are above the law.

[axes_of_weezles]

Fake But Accurate.

[an amused spectator]

Yeah, Bush WOULD'VE had his guys gig the kid. EVERYBODY knows that...

[USNBandit]

"A few months ago, a student at the University of Massachusetts at Dartmouth tried to check out a copy of Mao's Little Red Book and wound up being interviewed by two feds"

It's gotta be true. She read it on the internet.

[Cicero]

Molly Ivins is not the brightest bulb in the box.

[DoughtyOne]

There's at least one thing in Molly's favor. She's too stupid to experience the pain of knowing how stupid she is.

[DoughtyOne]

Here Molly. I hope this helps.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1546614/posts

[LegendHasIt]

Molly, You ignorant slut:
That kid has admitted it was all a complete lie.

[carlr]

I think that post Katrina most of these libs are wishing for another terrorist strike on America so they can declare that it was the Bush administrations fault and he didn`t protect us.

Too bad for them we have a President that is working night and day to protect us,unlike Clinton who never let security get in the way of "other" priorities.
Darn him,he is doing his job and getting in the way of the rats political plans.

[axes_of_weezles]

Moly Ivins

[K-oneTexas]

Sorry, I'm from Austin, TX. The writer is Molly Ivins - I'm sorry I can't believe anything she says. Too many years of hysterical hysteria.

Recent FReeper post shows "Little Red Book" boy - - liar. Then there's the 'Omission Commission' grades - - balderdash. More piffle.

I'm glad your amused cause she is only a short laugh but amusing. Thanks for the laugh.

[PeaceBeWithYou]

Indeed.

Federal agents' visit was a hoax, Student admits he lied about Mao book

Student's tall tale revealed. Confesses fabricating US surveillance story

Now, Book him Dano!

[an amused spectator]

She's too stupid to experience the pain of knowing how stupid she is.

LOL! Truer words...

[an amused spectator]

Watts that you say? ;-)

[an amused spectator]

Molly: take two reads of these articles and call us in the moanin'

[an amused spectator]

How DARE you question her "patriotism"! ;-)

[an amused spectator]

Man, was she vile during the impeachment wars. I guess vinegar doesn't improve with age...

[DoughtyOne]

LOL

[K-oneTexas]

True. "Vinegar + age = acid"?