KGB's secret UFO files finally made public

pravda ^ | 12/22/2005

[bnelson44]

Looks like something on the negative

[Sentis]

But to be fair the same page has some nonsense about ancient egpytian airplanes.

[saganite]

It's not the UFO's getting fueled by the Vodka if you know what I mean.

[Old Flat Toad]

I love it!!!
The F-117 was around a loooooooong time before Desert Storm. The YF-22's since the mid eighties. Do people really think nothing new has been developed in the past 20 years.

[doorgunner69]

*So does the Soviet Union have a lot of Trailer Parks because I "hear-tell" these UFO's like trailer parks. ;-)*

Not to mention them-there tornados, earthquakes, brushfires, mudslides, hurricanes, etc. Seems nobody likes trailer parks, and we be adding UFO's to the list!

[SteveMcKing]

Looks like something on the negative

There's no film. The image was generated with a video-spectrometric complex. One of the CCD's was probably faulty.

Or so they say...

[Smokin' Joe]

Oh c'mon, it's a cigarette. (Just showing everyone where the smoking section is nowadays).

[Calvin Locke]

Looks like somebody got careless during a graphics editing session. Jumpy from too much coffee? Concentration
unexpected disturbed.

[streetpreacher]

ROTFLOL! Get a load of this maroon:

Tuesday_Morning (378 posts) Mon Dec-12-05 04:53 PM
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55. I had a dream the other night that I got a phone call...
...from my daughter. She told me that Bush had just resigned and that Gore was now president. I started jumping up and down and yelling, "OMG! OMG!" like a 'Price is Right' contestant.

I got so happy, so quickly that I woke myself right up.

[Calvin Locke]

I hate it when that happens.

This past Summer, on C2CAM, sNoory was getting reports on an expedition to capture a Big Foot.

And wouldn't you know it, when they finally caught one, just before the photo crew got there, one of the doctors
attending to the gentle giant absconded with the reclusive beast.

C'est dommage.

At least sNoory got them to do some sort of refund for the suckers that paid for a webcam subscription of the
endeavor, because of the announcement on the show.

[Darkwolf377]

Wow, that's a really scary peek into the side of DU you don't hear about. No wonder they all love Dean and Michael Moore, who resemble alien beings.

[festus]

I can come to only one conclusion. My God, Farrakhan was right!

Now thats frightening. Truly frightening.

[GSlob]

It was referred to the Academy of Palmistry. Tarot subcommittee held numerous meetings on shared jurisdiction.

[festus]

But to be fair the same page has some nonsense about ancient egpytian airplanes.

Hey now. King Tut died in a jet crash. I read about it as a kid in the National Enquirer.

They are at least as credible as CNN and the NYTimes so for now I'm believing it ;-)

[kublia khan]

Would someone please copy Art Bell in on this one, I'd do it myself but I accidentally deleted all nut cases from my address book and his was the first name to go.

[Calvin Locke]

The National Enguirer? You've got to be kidding.

Everybody knows that the Weekly World News is the authority.

[Ciexyz]

the Russians had a UFO that later disappeared from a hangar

Area Pyitnadstat-Pyervii (Area 51)

[Enterprise]

"Don't be afraid, we're your friends!"

[zot]

Only a blue folder? We had a blue book. Project Blue Book, manned with 2 or 3 people who were instructed to negate all UFO reports.