Posted on 12/23/2005 7:51:29 AM PST by indcons
As for me, I'll take the PVC leg bones. Just give the $7Large to my relatives for a party. Kidneys? I'll take $15,000, put it on the roof of the summer house and rebuild the bathroom. If there's anything left, put holding tanks and a galley on the old Crocker.
Because of my exceptional physique and good looks, I was going to donate my body to science (it would be the only way I could get into med school), but now I'm taking offers. Merry Christmas.
Bring back Marty!
I'll pre-sell my post-mortum bones on ebay -- a la carte!
Fee Fie Fo Fum....
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