Broadcaster Alistair Cooke's bones stolen

Reuters ^ | Dec 23, 10:27 AM (ET) | Reuters

[Kenny Bunk]

Thank you for helping families deal with the high cost of funerals.

As for me, I'll take the PVC leg bones. Just give the $7Large to my relatives for a party. Kidneys? I'll take $15,000, put it on the roof of the summer house and rebuild the bathroom. If there's anything left, put holding tanks and a galley on the old Crocker.

Because of my exceptional physique and good looks, I was going to donate my body to science (it would be the only way I could get into med school), but now I'm taking offers. Merry Christmas.

[Brian Allen]

Bring back Marty!

[F16Fighter]

Gives me a great idea...

I'll pre-sell my post-mortum bones on ebay -- a la carte!

[silverleaf]

Fee Fie Fo Fum....