......or else we will treat you like a "Starr".
Posted on 11/20/2005 11:05:29 AM PST by wagglebee
How badly does the media want to see Special Counsel Patrick Fitzgerald succeed in hobbling the Bush administration with additional indictments?
Here's one clue. People magazine just named the gangly, balding, pasty-faced prosecutor to its "Sexiest Man Alive" list.
People's editors apparently thought giving Fitzgerald top honors in the "sexiest" category would make them appear too craven. So instead they put him under the heading of "Smart Guys" complete with a photo that People said testifies to his "incorruptible appeal."
Asked about the "Sexiest" honor on Friday, Fitzgerald blushed before telling the Chicago Sun-Times: "I almost enjoy going back to the leak questions I can't answer."
"Uhhh, I . . . I don't wanna comment," he added.
Oh, well, some folks get turned on by a watermelon, if it has a hole in it!
If you find a dildo sexy...
The MSM is saying to Fitzgerald , we like you and do the right thing !!
Did Ronnie Earle make the list?
There's no denying that there is a concerted effort by every marxist, socialist and democrat sympathizer in this nation. This People Magazine sham is only the latest to be sure.
Bush stole another election...
Bush lied...
Bush's policies, not general consensus is to blame for troop deaths...
Bush administration is corrupt...
Bush has withdrawn from family and Cheney...
And then the adulation of the enemies of Bush or the right...
This is one of the most concerted communist propaganda efforts I've ever seen.
"I almost enjoy going back to the leak questions I can't answer."
Somebody how him the bathroom.
......or else we will treat you like a "Starr".
Impressive???
I'm sure Kenn Starr made that list./s
The damage Fitzgerald could have done to the Bush Administration wasn't as severe as the Dems wanted, but the media still managed to make quite a bit of hay anyway. If it begins to look like he bungled things re Woodward and his source, the media and the left will drop him like a hot potato.
Article says:
HOW SMART IS HE? He's been called "Eliot Ness with a Harvard Degree."
Where is the BARF alert?
He's only ranks 2nd on my SH** list. Bubba and Hillary tied for 1st.
You know who's really sexy? Ross perot. He makes a lot of sense, like that time when he said the cows needed to rattle the buckets for the robots?
And Jimmy Carter, there's a sexy man. It's the power and the masculinity that is the real draw.
Maybe it will become a big thing to get warts put on your nose in La La land !!!!
Must be that third eye of his. The Liberals confuse "evil hypnotic" with "dreamy."
Hubba-hubba...O, you kid! (wink, wink)
What? No Bill Clinton on the list? Or is he already in People's Hall of Fame(Shame)?
Proudly stolen from FReeper Boazo
I wouldn't read too much into this. Matthew Matthew McConaughey made Sexiest Man of the Year. That's just wrong.
Last week, People had another fluff piece on Fitzgerald.
We already know that Fitzgerald lived for 10 years in the same NYC aptmnt and not once did he ever turn on the stove to cook a meal for himself.
He apparently lived on take out for 10 years and had piles of empty pizza boxes on the burners. Made him sound like one of the Collier brothers.
The People magazine with Ellen Degeneres on the cover had this story :
Fitzgerald is lonely living in that apartment with only pizza boxes for company.
So, he decides to get a cat.
He finds a family that has a cat with kittens-but," they would not give Fitzgerald a kitten.".
Undaunted, Fitzgerald " had a cat flown in from Miami."
Apparently, he was unaware of the Manhattan ASPCA, the Humane Society, Bide-A-Wee, etc.
Once he gets the cat, Fitzgerald has to leave the cat alone for long periods. The article made it sound like days at a time, could have been longer.
Does he board the cat ? Have friends stop by and feed it ?
No,instead Fitzgerald placed open bags of cat food all around his apartment and the cat became enormous.
No word on litter boxes .
Katie Couric was squealing on the Toady Show about Fitzgerald being named by People as sexy and she said that " Fitzgerald leaves his dirty socks at the office."
Which was probably a good thing for his neighbors.
One word....YUCK
I don't recall Ken Starr making the list.
LOL! Hilarious!
Both groups have pure vemon and score, screaming "fishing expedition", "witchhunt" and "partisan" at a guy appointed by their OWNleaders and ignore the fact they had nothing but praise for his career UNTIL he went after "their" President's adminstration.
Some Patrick Fitzgerald haters here are actually trying to spin the prosecution of criminal RINO scumbag George Ryan as "proof" of Fitzgerald's history of "partisan witchhunts" Sometimes I wonder if they get their talking points from James Carville.
Sexy? He looks like a gelding to me.
Sexiest Waterbufalo perhaps............
He's sexy?
????
Atleast he still blushes. That's new and different.
Does Fitzgerald even have a girlfriend or a wife? Has anyone heard anything on this. He is a 44 year old successful, educated man who has never been married. I wonder about him.........
Is he another David Souter?
Yeah, Patrick Fitzgerald is such an evil "partisan" working for Hillary/Kerry, that's why he was appointed U.S. Attorney by conservative Republicans over strenuous objections of CHICAGO RATS (and promptly indicted a bunch of their cronies in Illinois)
If only the he Patrick Fitzgearld hating Republicans had been around last year. Obama could stuck with an agreement to replace Fitzgerald with a Chicago hack under Daley's thumb.
No more caffeine for you, BillyBoy.
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