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This was one of Rush's funniest segments EVER!
1 posted on 10/15/2005 2:09:48 PM PDT by wagglebee
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To: wagglebee

I happened to catch that yesterday. Man, that was funny - those people are completely nuts!


2 posted on 10/15/2005 2:11:49 PM PDT by Hank Rearden (Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
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To: wagglebee

I heard Rush on Fri, what a hoot!


4 posted on 10/15/2005 2:18:12 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: wagglebee

does anyone have the audio of this?


5 posted on 10/15/2005 2:20:31 PM PDT by David1
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To: wagglebee

Thanks Mr. Yakub, I owe you one.


8 posted on 10/15/2005 2:27:20 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: wagglebee; Howlin; Liz; RonDog
The chiefs of joint, as you say, the chairman of the chiefs of joint is a black man.

I've been laughing about that line for - what - over 10 years now? Too funny...

9 posted on 10/15/2005 2:27:30 PM PDT by Libloather (Geena Davis isn't man enough to play Hillary on TV. Heck, BILL isn't man enough to play Hillary...)
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To: wagglebee
This is just too much fun. I say keep 'em talking. Give them all the air time the want..please! Laugther is the best medicine.
11 posted on 10/15/2005 2:31:18 PM PDT by bella1
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To: wagglebee

One of the only cool things about living near Detroit is listening to that Lunatic Rita. She used to call a former local talk radio host, Mark Scott. She was known as Rita from Detroit. She used to call and tell us how she had absolute evidence that white doctors remove tails from white babies after they are born.

When asked for the evidence, she mailed Mark Scott some drawings from a Ripley's Believe it or Not magazine.

Unfortunately Mark Scott had dies and Rita has slipped over to teh mother ship, never to be heard from again.


12 posted on 10/15/2005 2:32:03 PM PDT by cyclotic (Cub Scouts-Teach 'em young to be men, and politically incorrect in the process)
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To: wagglebee

Is that a joke? Or did Louie Farakoutofyourmind actully say that.


13 posted on 10/15/2005 2:32:18 PM PDT by HHKrepublican_2 (you cant spell liberal without an L an I and an E...If the first ammendment doesnt work, use the 2nd)
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To: wagglebee

***CALYPSO LOUIE: I was in a tiny village in Tepoztlan in Mexico on the 17th of September, 1985,...
And one of these little UFOs came over that mountain,...
and I was beamed up into that small vehicle and carried to a larger vehicle where I heard the voice of my leader and teacher,...***

Reading too much Carlos Castaneda stories about the shaman Don Juan.

Watching way too much STAR TREK.

Peyote and Tequila. What a combo!

What makes Calypso Looie!


17 posted on 10/15/2005 2:41:34 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (When someone burns a cross on your lawn, the best firehose is an AK-47.)
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To: wagglebee

We already had Calypso Louie's Million Man masterwork on record when Rita X called in. It is hard to imagine that Rush didn't know about it at the time.


18 posted on 10/15/2005 2:43:08 PM PDT by RightWhale (Repeal the law of the excluded middle)
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To: wagglebee

bump for later


22 posted on 10/15/2005 2:55:31 PM PDT by I_be_tc
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To: wagglebee
This was one of Rush's funniest segments EVER!

Yes, indeed it was. When I heard her live a few years back, I was laughing so hard I had tears running down my cheeks.

I wonder what ever happened to Rita X? :)

23 posted on 10/15/2005 2:59:17 PM PDT by proud American in Canada
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To: Texas Songwriter
OMG - The mother-ship has landed....ROTFLMAO!
24 posted on 10/15/2005 2:59:18 PM PDT by Caipirabob (Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
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To: wagglebee

Hehe.....Rita X. I remember that caller from back in the day. She used to call Rush "Master of trickinology" or something like that. I seem to remember that she called him more than once. Very funny sh!t at the time.


27 posted on 10/15/2005 3:24:54 PM PDT by IoCaster ("That to live by one man's will became the cause of all men's misery." - Richard Hooker)
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To: wagglebee

The Black community is hanging its hat on the utterances of a complete, certifiable mad man. Louie should be institutionalized. Actually, he should be incarcerated for fomenting riots and abject stupidity!


28 posted on 10/15/2005 3:26:28 PM PDT by lawdude (Liberalism is a mental disease.)
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To: wagglebee

Mohammed had his "Night Journey" where he went from Mecca to Jerusalem (about 800 miles one way) and back in one night so why can't another false "prophet" have a gimmick as well? Maybe Louie is laying the groundwork to be the next "final prophet" of that evil cult eight hundred years from now.


29 posted on 10/15/2005 4:32:43 PM PDT by theymakemesick (Sept 11th was perpetrated by GOOD MUSLIMS www.prophetofdoom.com)
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To: wagglebee

I used to listen to the late Mark Scott on WXYT in Detroit. "Rita" called him all the time and he tried to argue with her like she was a normal person.

Then she got through to Rush and her 15 minutes were launched. She is the only EIB caller to have her own "theme song."


37 posted on 10/15/2005 7:21:55 PM PDT by Alouette (Islam gives terrorism a bad name.)
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To: wagglebee
I remember Rita X calling in to Rush. She hasn't been on in quite a while. Something tells me she got a little too high one night and never came down from her own personal "Mother plane".

That "chief joints of staff" always cracked me up!

39 posted on 10/15/2005 11:09:24 PM PDT by SuziQ
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40 posted on 10/15/2005 11:53:57 PM PDT by devolve (------------------ ( -- under deconstruction -- ) ------------------)
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