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Jesus Isnít a Pig
National Review Online ^ | 9/14/05 | Kathryn Jean Lopez

Posted on 09/14/2005 10:08:06 AM PDT by Millee

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Apparently, it's not insensitive or intolerant to bash Christians. Hey PETA - think I'll have a BLT for lunch you jerks!
1 posted on 09/14/2005 10:08:07 AM PDT by Millee
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To: Millee
Jesus Isn’t a Pig

And you know this how?

Because he was Kosher?

Everything PETA does is too trivial to do more than laugh at.

So9

2 posted on 09/14/2005 10:10:45 AM PDT by Servant of the 9 (Those Poor Poor Rubber Cows)
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To: Millee

Question: 'What is the difference between a raccoon, possum, and PETA activists lying dead on a busy roadway?'

Answer: 'There are skid marks in front of the raccoon and possum'

Who says were cruel to animals???


3 posted on 09/14/2005 10:15:22 AM PDT by proud_yank (Socialism is economic oppression)
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To: Millee

I think I'll cut out of work early and go duck hunting!


4 posted on 09/14/2005 10:16:21 AM PDT by proud_yank (Socialism is economic oppression)
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I never did get the punchline to that joke.


5 posted on 09/14/2005 10:16:29 AM PDT by TypeZoNegative (Future Minnesota Refugee)
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To: Millee

Hitler was a vegetarian. I guess that makes him an okay kind of guy to the PETA nuts.


6 posted on 09/14/2005 10:16:40 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
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To: Millee

"One may regret living at a period when it's impossible to form an idea of the shape the world of the future will assume. But there's one thing I can predict to eaters of meat: the world of the future will be vegetarian."
- Adolf Hitler. November 11, 1941. Section 66, HITLER'S TABLE TALK


7 posted on 09/14/2005 10:17:33 AM PDT by Luddite Patent Counsel (Theyre digging through all of your files, stealing back your best ideas.)
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To: Millee

BLT? MY favorite! Bologna, limburger, and tarter sauce. Mmmmmmmm!


8 posted on 09/14/2005 10:17:35 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
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To: proud_yank

Don't forget to stop & pick up a burger before you go.


9 posted on 09/14/2005 10:18:16 AM PDT by Millee
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To: TypeZoNegative

In other words the driver tried to stop from hitting the possum by slamming on his brakes. As for the PETA member, the driver didn't try to stop.


10 posted on 09/14/2005 10:21:27 AM PDT by normy (Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft.)
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No offense to Pamela Anderson, Sharon Osbourne, Alec Baldwin, John McEnroe, and other glitterati who seem desperate to hug PETA.

Yeah, well maybe not on your part, but had I the chance, I'd be plenty offensive to them, one and all.

11 posted on 09/14/2005 10:21:36 AM PDT by OldSmaj (Hey Islam...I flushed a koran today and I let my dog pp on it first. Come get me, moon bats!)
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To: Millee

PETA is about nothing but money for the people at the top. I want to see their books.


12 posted on 09/14/2005 10:21:40 AM PDT by atomicpossum (Replies should be as pedantic as possible. I love that so much.)
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To: Millee

LOL! I actually did just have a BLT! Here's to you, PETA!


13 posted on 09/14/2005 10:22:37 AM PDT by ozaukeemom (Nuke the ACLU and their snivel rights!)
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To: normy

I used to be blonde, that's why I didn't get the joke.


14 posted on 09/14/2005 10:23:16 AM PDT by TypeZoNegative (Future Minnesota Refugee)
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To: Millee

I'm a vegetarian and I loathe PETA. They're evil and offensive.


15 posted on 09/14/2005 10:27:10 AM PDT by little jeremiah (A vitiated state of morals, a corrupted public conscience, are incompatible with freedom. P. Henry)
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To: ozaukeemom

Best dern sandwich ever! Served on Texas toast with a kosher dill on the side. (Darn! Now I'm starting to drool!)


16 posted on 09/14/2005 10:27:43 AM PDT by Millee
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To: atomicpossum

To hell with their books, I'd like to see their cars. With that kind of money I don't think there is a car out there WITHOUT leather interior. We should point out that the actors/actresses who hug them are in limos - again with leather interiors.

And in closing - If GOD didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out of meat!

Now, back to my roast beef sandwich.


17 posted on 09/14/2005 10:29:11 AM PDT by Cyclone59 (If a cat chokes on a mouse, who killed who?)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

"Hitler was a vegetarian."

To prove that vegetarians are great lovers, Hitler will make out passionately with Eva Braun.


18 posted on 09/14/2005 10:30:06 AM PDT by popdonnelly
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To: atomicpossum
PETA is about nothing but money for the people at the top.

Like most 501(c)(3). organizations, it's nothing but a front for people who are too lazy to work and too scared to steal.

19 posted on 09/14/2005 10:34:05 AM PDT by elbucko
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As the PETA's website explains: "In a public display of passion that's bound to raise a few eyebrows and turn lots of heads, two PETA members — a U.S. marine and Iraq War vet wearing only boxer shorts and a raven-haired beauty decked out in sexy lingerie — will passionately make out in a bed in order to make the point that vegetarians are better lovers."

There are people who would pay to see something like that....

20 posted on 09/14/2005 10:36:18 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (© 2005, Ravin' Lunatic since 4/98)
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