Posted on 09/13/2005 7:21:26 PM PDT by doug from upland
Background: Gore gives a speech about global warming at the Sierra Club Summit in San Francisco. He is driven away afterwards in a gigantic gas guzzling planet killing Cadillac Escalade SUV.
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Al went to San Francisco to give a great big speech
We do not know whether he hit all the bars that they have at North Beach
Poor Al it seems was disappointed 'cause Carol Doda is there no more
But, after all, she's old enough that they'd hang to the floor
Bleep bleep...bleep bleep...what Al said we must bleep
His driver parked the vehicle...then Algore got out
"You had better not get close to Cheney's house," he heard some wiseguy shout
The comment really perturbed him...it was like a kick in the rear
He looked around and he suspected there's a FReeper near
Bleep bleep...bleep bleep...what Al said we must bleep
He took the escalator down...wasting energy
We wonder if he had realized that it was hypocrisy
So he started bashing George Bush good...the hurricane was his fault
If cheating had won in 2000, global warming he would halt
Bleep bleep...bleep bleep...what Al said we must bleep
Now he's really in cadence and the Sierra Club's going wild
If we don't stop Bush soon, I mean it, the planet is defiled
We must all pledge to make a commitment...big vehicles have to go
I drive a Mini Cooper, that is something you should know
Bleep bleep...bleep bleep...what Al said we must bleep
Algore's finished and he's heading out... he does not like shaking hands
The driver should have his ride in front...at least that's what Gore had planned
The Cadillac he's not seeing...he's angry and dismayed
Hey driver, get your butt over there!...get my Escalade!
A walk walks, and a talk talks, but a walk talks better than a talk talks, Al.
It's no surprise he lost the 2000 election. No one likes a fraud.
OMG! Someone else knows about that song "Beep Beep"! LOL!!
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