Robbery Suspect Struck By Car, Killed

apparently the Mod Gods have struck down this troll

Betweeen 3:01 and 3:04, EDT.

41 posted on 09/12/2005 12:28:12 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Start the revolution - I'll bring the tea and muffins!)

To: lilylangtree

42 posted on 09/12/2005 12:28:35 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Start the revolution - I'll bring the tea and muffins!)

To: Beaver Cleaver

43 posted on 09/12/2005 12:29:18 PM PDT by Petronski (Cyborg is the greatest blessing I have ever known.)

To replace that one, how about this one for a smile from my same Indiana auntie:

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have 2 female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed.

Then he thought for a moment, "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have 2 male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the bible. Bring your 2 parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."

"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, and she saw that his 2 male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.

Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

There was a stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been answered."

44 posted on 09/12/2005 12:30:15 PM PDT by lilylangtree

I've lived here seven years, go all over the city, and have never had any problems. Of course, I've lived in Miami and Ft. Lauderdale and they certainly have areas I wouldn't want to be in - day or night!

45 posted on 09/12/2005 12:33:24 PM PDT by mlc9852

No, the Cleaver did not even hear it coming. One of the fastest ZOT's ever. Must have been a no-no IP.

46 posted on 09/12/2005 12:33:43 PM PDT by ARealMothersSonForever (Because I can!)

To: lilylangtree

47 posted on 09/12/2005 12:33:47 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Start the revolution - I'll bring the tea and muffins!)

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