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Inebriated Belgian woman dies in cemetery accident
Yahoo News/Reuters ^ | 9/7/2005 | Yahoo News/Reuters

Posted on 09/07/2005 6:45:04 AM PDT by Mike Bates

An inebriated Belgian woman died in a freak accident when she ended up beneath a heavy grave stone at a cemetery, local news agency Belga said on Wednesday.

The 33-year-old was on her way home from a bar in the Belgian town of Pulle in the early hours of Saturday when she took a short cut through the cemetery.

But she urgently needed to relieve herself and crouched down between two gravestones. As she lost her balance, she grabbed one of the stones which gave way and landed on top of her.

The public prosecutor's office said she died of suffocation as she was unable to lift the heavy stone.


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Sadly, she didn't find the relief she was seeking.

Michael M. Bates: My Side of the Swamp

1 posted on 09/07/2005 6:45:04 AM PDT by Mike Bates
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To: Mike Bates

oh man, what a pi$$er!


2 posted on 09/07/2005 6:45:53 AM PDT by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it full of something for you.)
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To: Mike Bates
She got what she deserved for desecrating a grave.

Good riddance.

3 posted on 09/07/2005 6:46:09 AM PDT by wideawake (God bless our brave troops and their Commander in Chief)
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To: Mike Bates

At least they didn't have to carry her that far for the funeral...


4 posted on 09/07/2005 6:46:10 AM PDT by RockinRight (What part of ILLEGAL immigration do they not understand?)
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To: Mike Bates

If this was in, say, the US..how many lawsuits would be filed already?


5 posted on 09/07/2005 6:46:28 AM PDT by ken5050 (Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to pass on her gene pool....any volunteers?)
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To: Mike Bates
AND DON'T PEE ON MY GRAVE, EITHER!
6 posted on 09/07/2005 6:46:35 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: RockinRight

"At least they didn't have to carry her that far for the funeral..."

Beat me to the punch.....dam.....just dam.....


7 posted on 09/07/2005 6:47:05 AM PDT by StrangerInParadise (This tagline has been reported stolen. If you see it, call BR-549..........)
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To: Mike Bates

She got stoned, THEN she got stoned.


8 posted on 09/07/2005 6:47:18 AM PDT by atomicpossum (Replies should be as pedantic as possible. I love that so much.)
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To: Mike Bates

She was stoned!


9 posted on 09/07/2005 6:47:23 AM PDT by caver (Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
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To: Mike Bates
How does one say "Hold my beer" in French?
10 posted on 09/07/2005 6:48:11 AM PDT by Reaganesque
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To: Mike Bates

Face it; when yer number's up.........it's up.


11 posted on 09/07/2005 6:48:16 AM PDT by RightOnline
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To: Mike Bates; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson
But she urgently needed to relieve herself and crouched down between two gravestones. As she lost her balance, she grabbed one of the stones which gave way and landed on top of her.

A monumental way to go.

12 posted on 09/07/2005 6:49:04 AM PDT by martin_fierro (In grave condition)
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To: RightOnline
Face it; when yer number's up.........it's up.

But sometimes we do things that speed up the process.

13 posted on 09/07/2005 6:49:49 AM PDT by Mike Bates (Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
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To: Mike Bates

Whoever set that gravestone did some piss-poor work.


14 posted on 09/07/2005 6:51:53 AM PDT by theDentist (The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
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To: Mike Bates

Definitely a "Six Feet Under" moment.


15 posted on 09/07/2005 6:52:28 AM PDT by Maceman (Pro Se Defendant from Hell)
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To: Mike Bates

I'ts father's day Madelia...and I want my CAKE!!!


16 posted on 09/07/2005 6:53:00 AM PDT by NormB (Yes, but watch your cookies!!)
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To: theDentist

Well her career is down the toilet.....er, nevermind.


17 posted on 09/07/2005 6:53:42 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Prayers for healing and relief from pain for Cowboy...........)
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To: Mike Bates

18 posted on 09/07/2005 6:54:17 AM PDT by Minnesocold (Truth itself is the one enemy against which liberalism cannot prevail. -Christopher Adamo)
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To: wideawake
Good riddance? So she deserved to DIE? I am sure her family would appreciate your sentiments and what if she were your daughter? The mullahs can use you in Iran.
19 posted on 09/07/2005 6:55:52 AM PDT by Apercu ("Res ipsa loquitor")
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To: Mike Bates

When you gotta go, you gotto go!


20 posted on 09/07/2005 6:56:04 AM PDT by FMBass (“Now that I’m sober I watch a lot of news” – Garofalo: From “Treason” by Coulter)
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