Skip to comments.Maureen Dowd: My Private Idaho (Old Maid Dowdie Needs Some Fresh Air!)
Posted on 08/24/2005 7:57:00 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
W vactationed so hard in Texas he got bushed. He needed a vacation from his vacation.
So he headed West yesterday to get away from his Western getaway--and the mushrooming Crawford Woodstock--to spend a couple of days at the Tamarack Resort in the rural Idaho mountians.
'I'm kind of hanging loose as they say,' he told reporters. W. didn't go alone of course. Just as he took his beloved feather pillow on the road duing his 2000 campaign, now he takes his beloved bike.
An Air Force One steward tenderly unloaded W.'s $3,000.00 Trek fuel mountain bike when he landed in Boise.
I mean I like to exercise, but W. is psychopathic about it. Last winter he was obsessed with his love handles, telling people he was determined to get rid of seven pounds.
Instead of calling Karl Rove to ask him if he'd leaked, W. probably called to order him into the gym.
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She is a hateful b!tch, isn't she?
Just WHAT was the point of this entire article other than to spew her garbage-filled mind about out Belover W???
She's been on his A$$ since 1999, openly mocking everything he does.
He's not metrosexual enough for her.
President Bush made me laugh so hard yesterday when talking to reporters about what he did yesterday morning. He said he spent all morning or the phone, talked with Condi and "The CIA GUY."
This woman is going to rot from the inside out. It will not be pretty.
At least the Times, in its liberal elitism, used to be able to claim that they were very high-brow and cereberal. How they justify paying this lunatic for her rantings is beyond on me.
Maureen is so tedious and repetitive these days, she needs to join her separated-at-birth twin sister Helen Thomas in the crazy-aunts attic.
Catherine Zeta Jones, Maureen Dowd? Catherine Zeta Jones, Maureen Dowd? Decisions, decisions.
While she still sucks at the teats of Kerry, owner of some of the world's most expensive toys and properties.
Bite it MoDo, you wench.
She's just upset the her Whitehouse press pass got cancelled in 2000. And the Rove comment - what is she, 4 and reduced to not so pithy comments about his weight?
That would be separated afterbirth.
Thanks for posting the Zeta-Jones pic. That's what I clicked on the thread for, instead of Dowd's pyschobabble.
Psychopathic? I sense projection here! Poor MoDo, sinking into oblivion. I wonder how long before the Times drops her altogether. Just ranting against the President won't cut it - there has to be some substance.
Your just touching the edges.
Don't forget Molly Ivans! Have you seen a recent photo of her--yikes.
Dowd, Ivins, and Thomas shuld all retire somewhere together and they can get together daily and rant about that idiot W who consistently outsmarted them!
Maureen Dood just needs a couple of "D" Cells to get her power tool back on line.
Expect more and more hateful screeds until retirement!
Wow that's a big tool.
All it took was one Supreme Court candidate say that during his interview President Bush asked him if he exercised and the good old reliable MSM turns that into some sort of fetish on President Bush's part. Remember Johnathan Chait's ridiculous rant about this and him calling President Bush creepy?
Of the three, Ivins is the most tolerable. It's like tolerating a kidney stone, though.
Why don't we simply have a permanent Catherine Zeta-Jones thread, and dispense with the Maureen Dowd column requirement?
Look at those chicken legs, they aren't biker legs or skier legs! There's nothing there, just bones and some skin.
Must.... concentrate.... on... work.... now..... Is it warm in here?????
Ya' know what I like best about MoDo and Helen Thomas, et. al.? ......Not a damn thing!
Don't sugar coat it old lady, tell it like it is.
I don't even know how old Catherine is, but she looks incredible for her age.
That is one unhappy woman. Can't be pleasant going through life having her attitude. It's like she's punishing herself for being a left wing kook.
She will die an old maid.
I guess she doesn't like her cellulite.
I have loved Janine Turner ever sonce Northern Exposure. Now this is just another reason to love her even more...
She is a hateful b!tch, isn't she?
And she wonders why men won't have anything to do with her.
I don't know, it seems like that's all the NY Times is interested in...just smearing Bush and his administration. It doesn't seem to matter whether it's true or not, or how absurd some of the articles can be. Personally, I think Arthur Ochs "Punch" Sulzberger, Jr. (because of his bias and ignorance) should be fired for ruining a once good newspaper. Maureen Dowd and Helen Thomas are examples of the truth of The Peter Principle.
That is the best idea I've heard all day.
"I mean I like to exercise, but W. is psychopathic about it."
Like totally deep thought.
It must be a special kind of hell to get up every day thinking and writing about the person you hate so much........what a profound waste of time. She'd probably claim otherwise, but that sure isn't the very public impression she gives. Obsession...fixation...infantile hatred....the woman needs therapy.
Spinsterhood is a hard miserable life.
"Subject: Presidential Loafers (I bet you wish you'd thought of that)
I wonder...........how many days did Poppy Bush and Bill Clinton "vacation" during a comparable time span? I wish you'd added those stats to your column." _______________________________________________________
Rhetorical question I know. I didn't want to be too rude, after all Maureen isn't really a journalist, she's what I'd call,
a "sit-down, put down, wannabee comedian".
And this spiteful, bitter, childless old hag is still relevant because......?
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