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Maureen Dowd: My Private Idaho (Old Maid Dowdie Needs Some Fresh Air!)
NY Slimes ^ | 8/24/05

Posted on 08/24/2005 7:57:00 AM PDT by gopwinsin04

W vactationed so hard in Texas he got bushed. He needed a vacation from his vacation.

So he headed West yesterday to get away from his Western getaway--and the mushrooming Crawford Woodstock--to spend a couple of days at the Tamarack Resort in the rural Idaho mountians.

'I'm kind of hanging loose as they say,' he told reporters. W. didn't go alone of course. Just as he took his beloved feather pillow on the road duing his 2000 campaign, now he takes his beloved bike.

An Air Force One steward tenderly unloaded W.'s $3,000.00 Trek fuel mountain bike when he landed in Boise.

I mean I like to exercise, but W. is psychopathic about it. Last winter he was obsessed with his love handles, telling people he was determined to get rid of seven pounds.

Instead of calling Karl Rove to ask him if he'd leaked, W. probably called to order him into the gym.

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TOPICS: Editorial; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: New York
KEYWORDS: bushhater; dowdy; infertile; mandatorybarfalert; mba; menoapusalwitch; moonbat; oldbat; oldmaid; seahag; sourpuss; witch
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1 posted on 08/24/2005 7:57:00 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: gopwinsin04

She is a hateful b!tch, isn't she?


2 posted on 08/24/2005 7:58:33 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: gopwinsin04

Just WHAT was the point of this entire article other than to spew her garbage-filled mind about out Belover W???


3 posted on 08/24/2005 8:00:27 AM PDT by Mr. K (Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help...)
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To: Izzy Dunne

She's been on his A$$ since 1999, openly mocking everything he does.

He's not metrosexual enough for her.


4 posted on 08/24/2005 8:00:45 AM PDT by Howlin
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5 posted on 08/24/2005 8:00:55 AM PDT by RushCrush (The mediocre always throw stones at the brilliant.)
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To: gopwinsin04

President Bush made me laugh so hard yesterday when talking to reporters about what he did yesterday morning. He said he spent all morning or the phone, talked with Condi and "The CIA GUY."


6 posted on 08/24/2005 8:01:49 AM PDT by msnimje
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To: gopwinsin04

This woman is going to rot from the inside out. It will not be pretty.


7 posted on 08/24/2005 8:02:18 AM PDT by Bahbah (Air America: kids-for-kilowatts)
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To: Izzy Dunne
As required, per FR rules and regulations.


8 posted on 08/24/2005 8:02:44 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: gopwinsin04

At least the Times, in its liberal elitism, used to be able to claim that they were very high-brow and cereberal. How they justify paying this lunatic for her rantings is beyond on me.


9 posted on 08/24/2005 8:02:48 AM PDT by Rodney King (No, we can't all just get along.)
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To: gopwinsin04

Maureen is so tedious and repetitive these days, she needs to join her separated-at-birth twin sister Helen Thomas in the crazy-aunts attic.


10 posted on 08/24/2005 8:02:57 AM PDT by kromike
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To: gopwinsin04

Catherine Zeta Jones, Maureen Dowd? Catherine Zeta Jones, Maureen Dowd? Decisions, decisions.


11 posted on 08/24/2005 8:03:09 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: gopwinsin04
Oh that is rich, MoDo calling out Bush's expensive bike!

While she still sucks at the teats of Kerry, owner of some of the world's most expensive toys and properties.

Bite it MoDo, you wench.

12 posted on 08/24/2005 8:03:39 AM PDT by RushCrush (The mediocre always throw stones at the brilliant.)
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To: Izzy Dunne

She's just upset the her Whitehouse press pass got cancelled in 2000. And the Rove comment - what is she, 4 and reduced to not so pithy comments about his weight?


13 posted on 08/24/2005 8:03:54 AM PDT by DPB
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To: kromike
Maureen is so tedious and repetitive these days, she needs to join her separated-at-birth twin sister Helen Thomas in the crazy-aunts attic.

That would be separated afterbirth.

14 posted on 08/24/2005 8:04:27 AM PDT by KStorm (Expecting liberals to be intellectualy honest only damages our intellectual honest.)
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To: RushCrush

Thanks for posting the Zeta-Jones pic. That's what I clicked on the thread for, instead of Dowd's pyschobabble.


15 posted on 08/24/2005 8:04:47 AM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist
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To: gopwinsin04
I mean I like to exercise, but W. is psychopathic about it. Last winter he was obsessed with his love handles, telling people he was determined to get rid of seven pounds.

Psychopathic? I sense projection here! Poor MoDo, sinking into oblivion. I wonder how long before the Times drops her altogether. Just ranting against the President won't cut it - there has to be some substance.

16 posted on 08/24/2005 8:05:47 AM PDT by Rummyfan
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To: Izzy Dunne

Your just touching the edges.


17 posted on 08/24/2005 8:05:48 AM PDT by RetiredArmy (The Imperial Federal Government is your worst enemy! Don't give in to them!)
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To: kromike

Don't forget Molly Ivans! Have you seen a recent photo of her--yikes.


18 posted on 08/24/2005 8:06:05 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: gopwinsin04
Can one imagine what MODO's response would be if W was 280 #'s, smoked a cigar, and otherwise looked like Boss Hoggs???
19 posted on 08/24/2005 8:07:00 AM PDT by TRY ONE (NUKE the unborn gay whales!)
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20 posted on 08/24/2005 8:07:48 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: GeneralStorm

Dowd, Ivins, and Thomas shuld all retire somewhere together and they can get together daily and rant about that idiot W who consistently outsmarted them!


21 posted on 08/24/2005 8:07:53 AM PDT by Rummyfan
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22 posted on 08/24/2005 8:09:36 AM PDT by RushCrush (The mediocre always throw stones at the brilliant.)
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To: DPB

Maureen Dood just needs a couple of "D" Cells to get her power tool back on line.


23 posted on 08/24/2005 8:09:46 AM PDT by WideGlide (That light at the end of the tunnel might be a muzzle flash.)
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To: Rummyfan
MoDo got cut from her usual Sunday headlining gig to Saturday, (the least read day of the week!) then she took a 2 month vacation.

Expect more and more hateful screeds until retirement!

24 posted on 08/24/2005 8:12:40 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: gopwinsin04
Interestingly enough, out of boredom I googled "Maureen Dowd" and came up with this picture, titled "snake head"


25 posted on 08/24/2005 8:12:48 AM PDT by RushCrush (The mediocre always throw stones at the brilliant.)
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To: WideGlide

Wow that's a big tool.


26 posted on 08/24/2005 8:13:13 AM PDT by cyborg (I'm having the best day ever.)
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To: gopwinsin04
I mean I like to exercise, but W. is psychopathic about it.

All it took was one Supreme Court candidate say that during his interview President Bush asked him if he exercised and the good old reliable MSM turns that into some sort of fetish on President Bush's part. Remember Johnathan Chait's ridiculous rant about this and him calling President Bush creepy?

27 posted on 08/24/2005 8:13:44 AM PDT by sydbas
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To: Rummyfan

Of the three, Ivins is the most tolerable. It's like tolerating a kidney stone, though.


28 posted on 08/24/2005 8:14:55 AM PDT by KStorm (Expecting liberals to be intellectualy honest only damages our intellectual honesty.)
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To: gopwinsin04

Why don't we simply have a permanent Catherine Zeta-Jones thread, and dispense with the Maureen Dowd column requirement?


29 posted on 08/24/2005 8:17:05 AM PDT by popdonnelly
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To: RushCrush
Maureen grows infertile living with coke addict Aaron Sorkin as Catherine raises Michael Douglas babies. (who says karma ain't a witch!)


30 posted on 08/24/2005 8:17:43 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: gopwinsin04

Look at those chicken legs, they aren't biker legs or skier legs! There's nothing there, just bones and some skin.


31 posted on 08/24/2005 8:21:03 AM PDT by True Republican Patriot
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To: popdonnelly
Catherine has 'Legend of Zorro' coming out in the fall, so that means lots of new pictures for the Dowdie threads, whoo-hoo!


32 posted on 08/24/2005 8:21:27 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: gopwinsin04

Must.... concentrate.... on... work.... now..... Is it warm in here?????

33 posted on 08/24/2005 8:22:14 AM PDT by Rummyfan
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To: True Republican Patriot

Ya' know what I like best about MoDo and Helen Thomas, et. al.? ......Not a damn thing!


34 posted on 08/24/2005 8:25:54 AM PDT by geezerwheezer (get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
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To: Howlin
She's been on his A$$

Don't sugar coat it old lady, tell it like it is.

35 posted on 08/24/2005 8:28:24 AM PDT by beyond the sea ("I was just the spark the universe chose ....." --- Cindy Sheehan)
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To: Rummyfan

I don't even know how old Catherine is, but she looks incredible for her age.


36 posted on 08/24/2005 8:31:16 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: gopwinsin04

That is one unhappy woman. Can't be pleasant going through life having her attitude. It's like she's punishing herself for being a left wing kook.


37 posted on 08/24/2005 8:31:40 AM PDT by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s......you weren't really there.)
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To: gopwinsin04
My lord.................. I told my sis not to have pictures taken!

;-)

38 posted on 08/24/2005 8:32:30 AM PDT by beyond the sea ("I was just the spark the universe chose ....." --- Cindy Sheehan)
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To: gopwinsin04

She will die an old maid.


39 posted on 08/24/2005 8:32:46 AM PDT by bmwcyle (We broke Pink's code and found a terrorist message.)
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To: gopwinsin04
I mean I like to exercise, but W. is psychopathic about it.

I guess she doesn't like her cellulite.

40 posted on 08/24/2005 8:32:48 AM PDT by mhking (The world needs a wake up call gentlemen...we're gonna phone it in.)
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To: RushCrush

I have loved Janine Turner ever sonce Northern Exposure. Now this is just another reason to love her even more...


41 posted on 08/24/2005 8:33:41 AM PDT by steel_resolve
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To: Izzy Dunne

She is a hateful b!tch, isn't she?


And she wonders why men won't have anything to do with her.


42 posted on 08/24/2005 8:34:14 AM PDT by DOGEY
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To: gopwinsin04
Image hosted by Photobucket.com since the only exercise she gets(cause she can't get laid) is from pouring the bottle into a glass and then pouring the booze down her throat, she prolly would think that all other exercise is fanatical...
43 posted on 08/24/2005 8:35:51 AM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist )
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To: Rummyfan
Just ranting against the President won't cut it - there has to be some substance.

I don't know, it seems like that's all the NY Times is interested in...just smearing Bush and his administration. It doesn't seem to matter whether it's true or not, or how absurd some of the articles can be. Personally, I think Arthur Ochs "Punch" Sulzberger, Jr. (because of his bias and ignorance) should be fired for ruining a once good newspaper. Maureen Dowd and Helen Thomas are examples of the truth of The Peter Principle.

44 posted on 08/24/2005 8:40:03 AM PDT by PeskyOne
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To: popdonnelly
> Why don't we simply have a permanent Catherine Zeta-Jones thread, and dispense with the Maureen Dowd column requirement?

That is the best idea I've heard all day.


45 posted on 08/24/2005 8:40:44 AM PDT by cloud8 (I want a cup of coffee, dammit, not a milkshake!)
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To: gopwinsin04

"I mean I like to exercise, but W. is psychopathic about it."


Like totally deep thought.

It must be a special kind of hell to get up every day thinking and writing about the person you hate so much........what a profound waste of time. She'd probably claim otherwise, but that sure isn't the very public impression she gives. Obsession...fixation...infantile hatred....the woman needs therapy.


46 posted on 08/24/2005 8:41:47 AM PDT by macamadamia
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To: gopwinsin04

Spinsterhood is a hard miserable life.


47 posted on 08/24/2005 8:43:23 AM PDT by bert (K.E. ; N.P . The wild winds of fortune will carry us onward)
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To: gopwinsin04
I just emailed Dowd.
liberties@nytimes.com

"Subject: Presidential Loafers (I bet you wish you'd thought of that)

I wonder...........how many days did Poppy Bush and Bill Clinton "vacation" during a comparable time span? I wish you'd added those stats to your column." _______________________________________________________

Rhetorical question I know. I didn't want to be too rude, after all Maureen isn't really a journalist, she's what I'd call,
a "sit-down, put down, wannabee comedian".

48 posted on 08/24/2005 8:44:46 AM PDT by YaYa123 (@We Are Not Amused.com)
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To: Chode
Take another shot of whiskey MoDo!


49 posted on 08/24/2005 8:46:18 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: gopwinsin04

And this spiteful, bitter, childless old hag is still relevant because......?


50 posted on 08/24/2005 8:48:25 AM PDT by trubluolyguy (Ew. This tastes like a monkey. A monkey that's past his prime. "Chris Griffin")
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