Posted on 08/21/2005 2:25:40 PM PDT by frankenMonkey
21 August 2005
MEMORANDUM FOR RECORD
SUBJECT: Jagger, Richards, et al.
Revival of dead Career
1. Career as rock musician dead in the water, largely irrelevant, somewhat embarrassing to grand children.
2. Criticize Bush, War in Iraq, Rumsfeld, Cheney, Halliburton, Stolen 2000 Election, Stolen 2004 Election, Rove, (but remember you “support the troops.”
3. Do this on stage, better yet, cut a single.
4. Renewed attention from the press will land you a spot on 60 Minutes, Nightline, and the Today Show!(remember to tip make-up person)
5. Enjoy extra 15 minutes of fame.
6. Play Vegas, (trust me, skip the Aladdin)
7. Return to embarrassing ignominy.
Your Pal,
Linda Rhonstadt
P.S. Are you going to eat that?
P.P.S. Has Keith been resusitated yet?
Perhaps the Stones should share their myopic views with a few train-commuting countrymen
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