Posted on 08/19/2005 5:11:45 AM PDT by AD from SpringBay
Now journalism has become an offshoot of the welfare state. Every last cigar-smoking fraud of a middle-aged reporter, pale with prison pallor, deep lines in his cheeks, writing daily pietisms for the sheet back home about free enterprise, is himself the first captive. It is the best free ride anyone will find since he left his familys chest. Your room is paid for by the newspaper, your trips to the particular sports attached to the event ...are by chartered limousine. Who but a Soviet bureaucrat, a British businessman, a movie star, or an American reporter would ride in a chartered limousine? Your typing paper is free if you want it; your seat at the fight, or your ticket to the convention, is right there, under the ropes; your meals if you get around to eating them are free, free sandwiches only, but then a reporter has a stomach like a shaving mug and a throat like a hogs trough: He couldnt tell steak tartare from guacamole. And the drinks-if you are at a big fight-are without charge
Its like being in an Army outfit everyones forgotten. You get your food, you get your beer, you get your pay, the work is easy, and leave to town is routine. You never had it so good-youre an infant again: You can grow up a second time and improve the job
If you havent done your homework, if you drank too late last night and missed the last limousine...if theres no poop of your own on Floyds speed or Sonnys bad mood, you can turn to the handouts give you in the Press Kit. No need to do your own research. The Kit is part of the free list, an offering of facts with a little love from the welfare state.
bump and sorry for the ugly html in the titles
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