Jesus would vote Democratic

Left Wing Seattle Times ^ | Thursday, August 18, 2005 | LINDA VALDEZ

[hosepipe]

Wonder what "Jesus" would think about abortion..
The sacro-sanct democrat party plank..

Would take a buttload of propaganda to clean abortion up..

[A Ruckus of Dogs]

Personally I think Jesus would be an independent

I think he was a Libertarian. He never forced anyone into proper behavior.

[PigRigger]

a nuclear barf alert.....nice...

[Just mythoughts]

Well Jesus told Peter to fish out of the "RIGHT" side of the boat and Peter was not fishing for fish.

[WillMalven]

Jesus would vote Democrat???

Jesus was a capitalist...parable of the three sons, the productive one was the honored one.

Since when are compassion, charity, tolerance, etc. symptoms of Democrats.

Abortion?

This pastor must be smoking some really good stuff.

[chris1]

I am sure Jesus would vote for the party that supports his mother on a painting splattered with dung and himself in a bottle of piss. Right.

[NoClones]

that person only read the parts of the New Testament that they wanted...

There is a lot in there about 'bringing a sword...' & the big one: 'Judgement Day' that the dem/stealth-commies like to leave out!

[Michael.SF.]

Although her premise is wrong, I wish that Hillary would folllow her advice and stand up and be proud to be a liberal.

Imagine, Hillary, Boxer, Pelosi, Kennedy, Daschle, Dean, Kerry all standing arm and arm at the podium of the DNC, proudly proclaiming:

"We are Liberals and we want take back the country"

Yes, I can see it now.......................

R-E-P-U-B-L-I-C-A-N L-A-N-D-S-L-I-D-E

[DouglasKC]

Jesus wouldn't vote at all.

[Bear_Slayer]

Jesus wouldn't vote at all

I suspect he is a monarchist.

[Cyclopean Squid]

A liberal is a socialist who isn't quite willing to get blood on his hands yet.

Great line.

[Candor7]

AS THE ELECTION NEARS THE LIBERALS ARE RESORTING TO
(*GASP*)SPIRITUALITY??

Wonders never cease! Its the Lord's first step in converting them into Conservatives!

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Prayer for Liberals

Oh Lord, our God, please give us the courage to unceasingly pester
the government into getting our troops out of Iraq soon
whether they like being there or not
and not sit by and criticize it without doing anything.
Give us the courage to call upon our cable companies
and demand that they take Fox News off our television.
Give us the impetus to travel from all corners of the land
and march on Washington by the millions before inauguration day.
Give us the strength to say no to buying goods that we don't really need.
Especially me, dear Lord, I beseach you.
Help us to truly live in peace and fight all the injustices in the world
with perseverence and little regard for our creature comforts.
May we always practice what we preach.

If you're out there, please help.
Amen

P.S. Help us all drive Priuses and raise the price of gasoline!Condemn the drivers of full sized pick-ups and SUV's.

http://blondesense.blogspot.com/2004/11/thanksgiving-prayers.html

[DJ MacWoW]

DaveLoneRanger debunks this trash here: Refutation of "That Nazareth fellow would be Dem today" editorial

[CyberAnt]

"Jesus taught love, tolerance, forgiveness, charity and humility."


Yes HE did! But .. he also saw corruption and greed and evil and he didn't run from it or excuse it .. instead, HE strode into the temple and THREW OUT THE MONEY CHANGERS, TURNING OVER TABLES AND CHAIRS.

READ THAT PART and then tell me Jesus would ever support anything democrats do.

[trebb]

Jesus would chase the demons out of retired Lutheran minister Daniel Bruch . . .

[Politicalmom]

Not unless God is King.

God tried to pursuade Israel NOT to demand a King, but they didn't listen.

[gbaker]

And I'm supposed to believe that the same people throwing him out of public places and government institutions are his preferred party.

[normy]

I suspect he is a monarchist

Exactly. The King does not vote, he appoints.

[CyberAnt]

Exactly!