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Tofu, anyone?
Waterbury Republican-American ^ | August 1, 2005 | Editorial

Posted on 08/02/2005 12:57:54 PM PDT by Graybeard58

The food police really have it in for the fast-food industry. If they had their way, they'd have it taxed, litigated, regulated or legislated out of existence. While they await the day when mainstream America adopts their loopy agenda, however, the food police will have to be content with being the shrill shills of the vegan and animal-rights movements.

But it's not like the food police haven't had an effect on the industry. In response to the incessant carping of the Center for Science in the Public Interest and others, most national fast-food chains introduced menus boasting "healthy" foods. Taco Bell offered Border Lights, Pizza Hut its Lite Bites and Burger King its Lighter Alternatives. McDonald's added breakfast foods lower in fat and calories, as well as a line of "health foods" and salads for lunch and dinner.

Not surprisingly, those menus absolutely bombed with consumers. The chief nutritional officer for Yum! Brands, parent of Taco Bell, Kentucky Fried Chicken and Pizza Hut, said trying to meet the mercurial demands of the food police has been "a disaster." McDonald's stopped using the word "healthy" because it turned off customers, a spokeswoman said. "If Americans wanted tofu, McDonald's could provide the best-tasting, most convenient, most affordable, freshest tofu there is. The problem is, Americans don't want tofu." Meanwhile, Pizza Hut's double-stuffed-crust pizza has been a bigger hit than anyone predicted.

Based on their dining habits, consumers who eat at fast-food joints aren't interested in healthy foods and don't expect to find them there. They consume mass quantities of Quarter Pounders with Cheese, Whoppers and extra-large fries because they are served quickly, they're filling, and as perverse at it may seem to the nags at the CSPI, they make taste buds happy.

So the national referendum on healthy food at fast-food restaurants is over. Voting with their wallets, consumers have overwhelmingly endorsed burgers and fries, and all the salt, fat and calories that come with them. The food police and the trial lawyers should accept the results and move on.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: fastfood; foodpolice; tofu
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1 posted on 08/02/2005 12:57:55 PM PDT by Graybeard58
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To: Graybeard58

Lard Deep Fried Tofu battered in egg and grated cheese and dipped in Hollandaise sauce! Healthy!..........


2 posted on 08/02/2005 1:01:12 PM PDT by Red Badger (Want to be surprised? GOOOOGLE your own name. Want to have fun? GOOOOGLE your neighbor's......)
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To: Graybeard58

Good tofu things

Tofu corn dogs. You cannot tell the difference
Hot and Sour Soup or Szechuan Tofu
Any Indian dish that uses tofu.


3 posted on 08/02/2005 1:02:19 PM PDT by AppyPappy
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To: Graybeard58

Deep-fried tofu? They may have something there.

4 posted on 08/02/2005 1:05:52 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Graybeard58

The "food police" should start a chain of vegan fast food restaraunts if they really believe that is what people want. The children can slide down healthy internal organs & vegan banana oatmeal cookies. I think people would flock to it in droves. ;-)


5 posted on 08/02/2005 1:06:54 PM PDT by Millee (Earth First! We'll log the other planets later!)
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To: Graybeard58

The dem/repub smoke nazis should leave smokers alone. The overweight are next in line for second-class citizenship.


6 posted on 08/02/2005 1:07:14 PM PDT by mysterio
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To: AppyPappy

Hippy.


7 posted on 08/02/2005 1:07:58 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Graybeard58


Yumm, Pizza.
8 posted on 08/02/2005 1:08:59 PM PDT by MarkeyD (I really, really loathe liberals.)
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To: Graybeard58

Ever drive by Whole Foods and see those pasty white, sickly looking folk out front. Ewww! Pass the oreos, quick!


9 posted on 08/02/2005 1:09:54 PM PDT by mtbopfuyn (Legality does not dictate morality... Lavin)
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To: AppyPappy
Good tofu things

Military intelligence, jumbo shrimp, honest Democrat, etc...

10 posted on 08/02/2005 1:10:17 PM PDT by dakine
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To: AppyPappy

I use tofu in lasagne. And like you, I LOVE it in hot and sour soup!


11 posted on 08/02/2005 1:10:58 PM PDT by najida (Now living with cutting edge 1950's technology.)
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To: Graybeard58

Does any else remember that Bloom County cartoon where C. Evrett Koop lectures Opus on how he shouldn't smoke, drink, eat fatty foods, snort dandelions, etc...only to get crushed by a giant wad of tofu?


12 posted on 08/02/2005 1:11:30 PM PDT by RightWingAtheist (Creationism is not conservative!)
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To: AppyPappy
Also add SoyRizo; Can't tell the difference between it and chorizo, and you don't have to worry about munching on piggy thyroid glands. Blech.

And tofu fried up in cornstarch and a little dark olive oil is tasty, too.

13 posted on 08/02/2005 1:12:20 PM PDT by LongElegantLegs ("Nuthin' ain't worth nuthin', buthttp://www.freerepublic.com/perl/post it's free.")
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To: Graybeard58

PF Chang's tofu is fantastic. My husband hates tofu, but likes theirs. (Lettuce wraps)


14 posted on 08/02/2005 1:14:55 PM PDT by I'm ALL Right!
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To: najida

I enjoy trying to scoop the little tofu bits out of miso soup. Some sushi rolls also add tofu.


15 posted on 08/02/2005 1:15:22 PM PDT by RightWingAtheist (Creationism is not conservative!)
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To: Graybeard58

www.westonaprice.org
For the so-called skinny/goodie go to the above. Ya might re-think that soybean thing. After you read up on soy products its no wonder the food/vegan/vegitarian nazis are so militant.
You should hear people chastise me for trying to sell raw unpasturized, ungraded goat milk! Geez!!


16 posted on 08/02/2005 1:17:52 PM PDT by Mrs. Shawnlaw (Rock beats scissors. Don't run with rocks. NRA)
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To: RightWingAtheist

17 posted on 08/02/2005 1:19:08 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: LongElegantLegs

Tacos with a Twist Litelife Smart Ground Original (at Walmart of all places) is the BEST taco filling out there.


18 posted on 08/02/2005 1:19:55 PM PDT by najida (Now living with cutting edge 1950's technology.)
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To: LongElegantLegs

19 posted on 08/02/2005 1:19:57 PM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (Have you gotten your Viking Kittie Patch today? http://www.visualops.com/patch.html)
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To: dead

I don't know why, but that pic really makes me smile :)


20 posted on 08/02/2005 1:22:26 PM PDT by RightWingAtheist (Creationism is not conservative!)
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To: Graybeard58
« The food police and the trial lawyers should accept the results and move on. »

Heck yeah! Bears repeating, and I could hardly agree more with this statement.

Trouble is, food police and trial lawyers are persistent, first-rate busybodies who must mind everyone else's business in order to be happy. Their "need" to enlarge the Nanny State dwarfs any growth in America's girth as a result of McDonald's menu.

They absolutely should move on, but I'm guessing they won't.

21 posted on 08/02/2005 1:26:15 PM PDT by TonyRo76 (American by birth. Patriot by choice. Christian by grace.)
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To: Graybeard58

This article is making me hungry for a cheeseburger and french fries.


22 posted on 08/02/2005 1:29:50 PM PDT by The Grammarian
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To: dead

LOL, where did you find that??


23 posted on 08/02/2005 1:31:30 PM PDT by The Grammarian
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To: The Grammarian

Just googled "tofu" and that showed up. I have no idea what it means, but it's pretty funny anyway.


24 posted on 08/02/2005 1:36:04 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: mtbopfuyn

I shop at Whole Foods weekly, and will be trying out for my black belt in Isshinryu karate in a few months, and fence three three times a week.

I can only imagine what kind of shape you're in.


25 posted on 08/02/2005 2:01:17 PM PDT by warchild9
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To: najida

I can't get firm enough texture in tofu to use it in lasagna. Since I'm dairy intolerant, this is a problem.


26 posted on 08/02/2005 2:02:31 PM PDT by warchild9
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To: Mrs. Shawnlaw
Ya might re-think that soybean thing.

Soy Alert!

ADM and other globalists composing the Big Soy cartel will continue to purchase FDA rulings and media opinions in their quest to foist these questionable substances on an unsuspecting public.

American independence and vitality are not served by ingesting processed soy products.

27 posted on 08/02/2005 2:03:01 PM PDT by Freebird Forever (AMERICA FIRST !!!)
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To: warchild9

I use the softer, ricotta like tofu. You can mix the herbs, garlic etc right into it.

I think (Can't swear to it) there is an extra firm tofu that holds up pretty well to handling. :)


28 posted on 08/02/2005 2:05:01 PM PDT by najida (Now living with cutting edge 1950's technology.)
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To: najida

I buy Nasoya, which is pretty good for general cooking. I usually compensate for a lack of good innards in my lasagna by adding more and more and more garlic. (I've never received complaints about that yet!)


29 posted on 08/02/2005 2:08:08 PM PDT by warchild9
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To: Zavien Doombringer
Hippy: "We taught a lion how to eat tofu!"

Scraggly, emaciated lion: "Aaaack!"-Futurama

30 posted on 08/02/2005 2:09:44 PM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel (Carnac: A siren, a baby and a liberal. Answer: Name three things that whine.)
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To: martin_fierro

Atsu age - fried tofu, often stuffed w/stuff - is a delight.

Sliced tofu in miso soup (so that the tofu looks like noodles) is wonderful.

Small fried tofu cubes in stir fry is also a taste delight.

But, the fast food places should stick to what they do best. Nothing wrong with a Big Mac (sans buns) once in a great while.


31 posted on 08/02/2005 2:19:30 PM PDT by radiohead (Proud member of the 'arrogant supermagt')
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To: Freebird Forever

American independence and vitality are not served by ingesting processed soy products

Ah, Thank you!!
The American Soybean Assoc. definitely knows how to market and lobby. (But I don't have to like them. hehe)


32 posted on 08/02/2005 2:30:53 PM PDT by Mrs. Shawnlaw (Rock beats scissors. Don't run with rocks. NRA)
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To: RightWingAtheist

" Some sushi rolls also add tofu. "

Tofu doesn't belong in sushi , and you won't find it in sushi in Japan .


33 posted on 08/02/2005 2:34:15 PM PDT by sushiman
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To: AppyPappy

We used to patronize a Szechuan restaurant that made the best hot and sour soup I've ever eaten. Tiny black peppers, tofu, mushrooms, some veggies, no eggs in it, just the soup--I'd eat that every day if I could still get it like they made it.

Very very spicy, had to be eaten fresh and hot...no good re-heated. Wish I could make it at home...


34 posted on 08/02/2005 2:47:17 PM PDT by Judith Anne (Thank you St. Jude for favors granted.)
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To: sushiman
You won't find a lot of the stuff you find in Japanese food in the US in Japanese food in Japan. California Roll, anyone? :-)
35 posted on 08/02/2005 2:54:34 PM PDT by Question_Assumptions
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To: sushiman

Not in Japan, maybe, but a couple of sushi places here in the Twin Cities add it to their house rolls.


36 posted on 08/02/2005 2:54:34 PM PDT by RightWingAtheist (Creationism is not conservative!)
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To: sushiman
Of course in Japan, corn (maize) is a common Pizza topping, so it goes both ways.
37 posted on 08/02/2005 2:55:16 PM PDT by Question_Assumptions
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To: Question_Assumptions

Or what about Philly Rolls? Does cream cheese go over well in Japan?


38 posted on 08/02/2005 2:56:43 PM PDT by RightWingAtheist (Creationism is not conservative!)
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To: Graybeard58

39 posted on 08/02/2005 2:58:31 PM PDT by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
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To: Graybeard58
So the national referendum on healthy food at fast-food restaurants is over. Voting with their wallets, consumers have overwhelmingly endorsed burgers and fries, and all the salt, fat and calories that come with them. The food police and the trial lawyers should accept the results and move on.

Hey, food nazis, go #### yourselves!

That being said, I'm off to get me some fried ice cream.

40 posted on 08/02/2005 3:03:36 PM PDT by chapin2500
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To: Graybeard58

Tofu, the Natural Fool

"Tofu brings his considerable skills as an idiot to the entertainment field, specializing in non-verbal humor and mime conversations with a stuffed duck. "

41 posted on 08/02/2005 3:05:28 PM PDT by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
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To: najida

I'll have to try that stuff; I've seen it in the stores but I've never bought it...


42 posted on 08/02/2005 3:49:57 PM PDT by LongElegantLegs ("Nuthin' ain't worth nuthin', buthttp://www.freerepublic.com/perl/post it's free.")
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To: warchild9

I shop at Whole Foods weekly, and will be trying out for my black belt in Isshinryu karate in a few months, and fence three three times a week.

I can only imagine what kind of shape you're in.



Ha!..that's what I was thinking.

Whole grain foods, fresh fruits and veggies, awesome meat, fish and poultry dept, fantastic selection of cheeses...great beers.

Whole Foods is great if you like good food.

Thanks but I'll pass on the Betty Crocker "Meal in a box" junk.

People put garbage in their bodies and are proud of it?
Beats me...


43 posted on 08/02/2005 4:53:47 PM PDT by Ribeye (Protective headwear courtesy of "Reynolds Aluminum Products - Implant Suppression Division")
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To: warchild9

I shop at Whole Foods weekly, and will be trying out for my black belt in Isshinryu karate in a few months, and fence three three times a week.

I can only imagine what kind of shape you're in.



Ha!..that's what I was thinking.

Whole grain foods, fresh fruits and veggies, awesome meat, fish and poultry dept, fantastic selection of cheeses...great beers.

Whole Foods is great if you like good food.

Thanks but I'll pass on the Betty Crocker "Meal in a box" junk.

People put garbage in their bodies and are proud of it?
Beats me...


44 posted on 08/02/2005 4:54:44 PM PDT by Ribeye (Protective headwear courtesy of "Reynolds Aluminum Products - Implant Suppression Division")
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To: Graybeard58

Little known facts about tofu -

- tofu is used as a shark repellant by pearl divers on the Fiji Islands

- 24% of women in Japan who committed murder in 1999 ate tofu the day before.

- 10 lbs. of tofu soaked in sea water can substitute as a lifevest.

- tofu placed on the head acts as a mosquito deterent.

- Andy the Panda prefers tofu over vegamite.

- eating 1 lb. of tofu before bedtime will help you communicate with your dead relatives, say the animists

- tofu was used by the Japanese Imperial Navy to plug holes in ships struck by American torpedoes.

- tofu can neither be created or destroyed; but only changed in shape.

- 3 Japanese boyscouts got lost with only tofu to eat. Search crews found them on the third night because they glowed in the dark.

- tofu in Japanese means "cute blob," and is used as a term of endearment by Japanese women toward small babies, as in "Tofu, ne?"

- tofu can be used for emergency spot welding


45 posted on 08/02/2005 5:34:33 PM PDT by sergeantdave (Member of Arbor Day Foundation, travelling the country and destroying open space)
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To: Graybeard58

Mmmmmmmm...tofu!

/sarcasm so thick a trowel was used in the typing of this post


46 posted on 08/02/2005 6:13:40 PM PDT by LibertarianInExile (Kelo, Grutter, Raich and Roe-all them gotta go. Roberts on+2 liberals off=let's start the show!)
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47 posted on 08/02/2005 6:15:23 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (Need a Waffle House in Massachusetts)
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To: Graybeard58

In men, soy causes brain shrinkage (no kidding), thyroid problems and permanent loss of testicular cells. So let the SNAGs (sensitive New Age guys) enjoy!


48 posted on 08/02/2005 7:42:28 PM PDT by familyop ("Let us try" sounds better, don't you think? "Essayons" is so...Latin.)
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To: Graybeard58

Yes, with veal on top.


49 posted on 08/02/2005 7:43:16 PM PDT by 359Henrie
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To: Graybeard58

Couple of searches:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=thyroid+soy+danger&btnG=Google+Search

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=testosterone+soy+danger&btnG=Google+Search


50 posted on 08/02/2005 7:44:28 PM PDT by familyop ("Let us try" sounds better, don't you think? "Essayons" is so...Latin.)
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