HELEN THOMAS ANGRY AFTER 'KILL SELF' OVER CHENEY COMMENTS PUBLISHED

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[LibertarianInExile]

I just wish Cheney would announce, just for a day. One single day.

It'd be great to have all of FR hound that battleaxe by sending her a pre-noosed rope.

[rewrite]

As we say in Alabama, "Beauty is only skin deep....but, ugly runs slam to the bone."

[Allegra]

Just the visual of an "angry" Helen Thomas is enough to give me nightmares. Imagine the spectre of an "Angry Helen Thomas" advancing on you in your dreams... {shudder!}

[DeFault User]

Fat tugboats that are all wet get mildew.

Hmmm, I don't believe Ms. Thomas has been "moist" in the last 50 years.

[SALChamps03]

I wonder how many things she has printed that someone didn't want other people to hear?

[Republic]

LOL! And we would do just that!

Would that he decided to do it....even for that day...as a spoof....LOL! But then, he would be accused of making a mockery of the presidential process...however...I WOULD LOVE IT! JUST LOVE IT! (Plus, he would be doing the world of print news and its public an immense favor! he he)

[SALChamps03]

Helen Thomas hands down. She could make a train take a dirt road. Molly is just annoying. I've never considered her ugly.

[LibertarianInExile]

"Hmmm, I don't believe Ms. Thomas has been "moist" in the last 50 years."

C'mon. I'm sure she cried when her hero Clinton left. We're talking about what has been mistaken for mascara here...and thanks for providing nightmares by insinuating that she-hag might actually be thinking about sex.

[RichInOC]

Helen, let this be a lesson to you for the few years you have left: There is no such thing as off the record if the quote's juicy enough.

[CyberAnt]

I didn't say it wasn't believable .. just that I'm quite sure the President would have been happier if it had not been printed.

[TYVets]

I wonder how many things she has printed that someone didn't want other people to hear?

"I'll never talk to a reporter again!" Thomas was overheard saying. "

Helen Thomas gets a taste of her own medicine and doesn't like it.

Where do I send my $5.00 check to The Dick Cheney for President Fund?

[OldFriend]

Ari Fleischer must be smiling, big time!

She played gotcha every day and now it's back on her!

[the invisib1e hand]

i hope no one would suggest a "draft Cheney" campaign...

[pissant]

Oh, nothing like seeing 20 pics of Helen first thing monday morn! LOL

[ElCapusto]

I hope Cheney runs and Washington is rid of one more waterbuffalo.

[razorbak]

If I had a dog with a face like that, I'd shave it's butt and make it walk backwards.

[razorbak]

You mentioned Ann Coulter and Anna Kournikova, so where are the pictures?

[FreeAtlanta]

lol, yeah, he might just have to run to see if she will do it. :-)

[skinkinthegrass]

Helen should never go to the middle east, lest she be mistaken for a camel.

Now, You've done it, insulted the Camels...OTOH, Usama bin Hiden, would her love her very much.

[Itzlzha]

A.k.a. Darth Pendulous.

I can't decide....

Darth SEDITIOUS...

or

Darth TREASONOUS

OR

Darth PRETENTIOUS!