[Asphalt]

Now, now, folks, we have rules on this forum. Pictures MUST accompany all Thomas threads.

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[OB1kNOb]

We've got the DhimocRATic-socialists so whipped that they're threatening to commit suicide? RUN, DICK, RUN! AND MAKE RUMMY YOUR VP!
Oh, the inhumanity! (sit back, munch popcorn, watch the drama. woohee!)

[Scarlet7]

Helen Thomas threatening suicide if Dick Cheney runs for President. Oooh, sorry, wrong thread. Thought I was posting on thread "What makes you laugh"?

[Tobor]

She won't kill herself.

She is lying about that.

[apackof2]

“The day I say Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I’ll kill myself,”

Helen do you mean like Baldwin leaving the country the or J. Garofolo crawling over broken glass to apologize?

Gee too bad liberals never mean what they spout

[leprechaun9]

RUN, CHENEY, RUN!

That has got to be the best incentive anyone has put on the table in a long time!

[bagman]

I'll attend her funeral, if lunch is provided.

[xp38]

[EDINVA]

“The day I say Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I’ll kill myself,”

is that a PROMISE ?????????????????

Run, Dick, Run

[Milhous]

Seahag, a lizard in lipstick.

[alnick]

“The day I say Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I’ll kill myself,”

Icing on the cake, baby. Icing on the cake.

[Not A Snowbird]

“The day I say Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I’ll kill myself,” she told The Hill.

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There, I censored myself.

[kalee]

“The day I say Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I’ll kill myself,” she told The Hill. “All we need is one more liar.”

More worthless promises from another leftie.

Not that I wish anyone harm, but we still have all those Hollywood libs with us who said they were moving to France if Bush won. So here goes....

Message to Helen...you don't need to kill yourself, I'll be happy if you just promise to go to France if Dick Cheney runs....as long as you really go!

[MikeHu]

Getting a little desperate for attention, aren't we?

Continue to ignore the flaming woman.

[Ursus arctos horribilis]

Hey Thomas, see Dick run. I would be interested if she would do it publicly?

[antienvironmentalist]

If she kills herself, I'll feel sorry for Satan.

[Moral Hazard]

“The day I say Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I’ll kill myself,” she told The Hill

People are interpreting this incorrectly. She didn't say "The day Dick Cheney runs for president I'll kill myself." She said that she would kill herself the day she makes the statement "Dick Cheney is going to run for president."

But her statement already included the words "Dick Cheney is going to run for president." Consequently she has already made the statement and must kill herself today if she is to keep her word.

[Alberta's Child]

"Check this out" ping. LOL.

[Mo1]

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[JarheadFromFlorida]

Hey, you wicked witch of the west looking skank, c'mere, I have something for ya :)