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Plumber takes a leak, doesn't fix it
Reuters ^ | 07/27/05 | uncredited news article

Posted on 07/27/2005 5:59:33 PM PDT by neverhome

LONDON (Reuters) - A British plumber was fined and given a community service order Tuesday after being captured on hidden cameras urinating into a vase in a customer's attic and pouring the contents into the central heating system.

Roy Williams, 47, was caught in the act by trading standards officers who had rented the house in Leatherhead in southern England and rigged it with cameras as part of a sting operation to check on tradesmen.

The plumber had been called out to fix a simple fault but instead missed this and charged 203 pounds for unnecessary work, Steve Playle of Surrey trading standards told Reuters.

Williams then urinated into a vase, poured the urine into the hot water tank and rinsed the vase in the cold water tank.

The plumber denied the charges, claiming he had a medical condition which meant he needed the toilet regularly and had been overcome by the sound of running water.

He was sentenced to 150 hours community service by Guildford Crown Court on charges of deception and making false trades descriptions, and was ordered to pay 3,778 pounds in fines and costs incurred cleaning the water tanks.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: plumber; toilet; vase
Revolting! :p
1 posted on 07/27/2005 5:59:33 PM PDT by neverhome
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To: neverhome

One man's vase is another man's commode.

2 posted on 07/27/2005 6:05:15 PM PDT by Cagey (Scrapple is not for vegetarians, those who keep kosher, or those with weak stomachs)
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To: neverhome

At least it was just a bladder problem... : )

(or so he claimed)


3 posted on 07/27/2005 6:05:20 PM PDT by Peace will be here soon
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To: Slings and Arrows; scab4faa; Blue Champagne; rockabyebaby; Poser; A Balrog of Morgoth; albee; ...

Let me know if you would like on or off the WTF! ping list.

4 posted on 07/27/2005 6:16:42 PM PDT by Xenophobic Alien ("It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level.")
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To: Xenophobic Alien

Egads. Thanks for all the pings - and here's a *scritch* for the kitty that makes me smile every time.


5 posted on 07/27/2005 6:24:34 PM PDT by Blue Champagne (Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri?)
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To: MadIvan

Check your water, Ivan!


6 posted on 07/27/2005 6:25:04 PM PDT by DTogo (U.S. out of the U.N. & U.N out of the U.S.)
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To: neverhome

could have been worse... coulda been the teapot.


7 posted on 07/27/2005 6:26:07 PM PDT by King Prout (and the Clinton Legacy continues: like Herpes, it is a gift that keeps on giving.)
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To: King Prout

could have been number 2


8 posted on 07/27/2005 6:44:42 PM PDT by al baby (Father of the Beeber)
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To: Xenophobic Alien

I'm in..


9 posted on 07/27/2005 6:52:15 PM PDT by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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To: neverhome
The plumber denied the charges, claiming he had a medical condition which meant he needed the toilet regularly and had been overcome by the sound of running water.

Woah! Bad career choice there, Roy!

10 posted on 07/27/2005 7:00:43 PM PDT by Physicist
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To: neverhome
Who does he think he is kidding about the bladder problem? Even if for some reason he simply had to pee in a vase, he should have emptied it into a toilet -- even the lawn would have been a better place. Who knows what he has done in other homes which weren't being monitored!

I hope this doesn't give any ideas to disgruntled plumbers out here!


11 posted on 07/27/2005 10:55:06 PM PDT by KittyKares
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