Hauling away the trash.
1 posted on
07/15/2005 9:08:15 AM PDT by
Godzilla
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To: Godzilla
"Kentucky Corrections officials say they expect the incident to deter future escape attempts."
That's priceless!
To: Godzilla
3 posted on
07/15/2005 9:12:19 AM PDT by
Zero Sum
(Marxism is the opiate of the masses.)
To: Godzilla
Steve McQueen & Ali McGraw were a little luckier in "The Getaway"...LOL
4 posted on
07/15/2005 9:13:22 AM PDT by
kellynla
(U.S.M.C. 1st Battalion,5th Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Div. Viet Nam 69&70 Semper Fi)
To: Godzilla
You don't see any GITMO prisoners trying this stunt.
5 posted on
07/15/2005 9:16:11 AM PDT by
b4its2late
(GITMO is way too nice of a place to house low life terrorists.)
To: Godzilla; mhking
7 posted on
07/15/2005 9:17:46 AM PDT by
Fiddlstix
(This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
To: Godzilla
Garbage in.. Garbage out.
8 posted on
07/15/2005 9:18:29 AM PDT by
dc-zoo
To: Godzilla
10 posted on
07/15/2005 9:19:53 AM PDT by
Enterprise
(Thus sayeth our rulers - "All your property is mine." - - - Kelo vs New London)
To: glock rocks
12 posted on
07/15/2005 9:21:19 AM PDT by
tubebender
(Growing old is mandatory...Growing up is optional)
To: Godzilla
A photo of one of the unfortunates...but I have a feeling he'll be back...
15 posted on
07/15/2005 9:23:35 AM PDT by
Cyclopean Squid
(Time is a wonderful teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its pupils. --Hector Berlioz)
To: Godzilla
This is unconscionable.
Federal OSHA regulations must be immediately amended to require electronic scream detectors in the cargo spaces of all garbage trucks, which detectors must be wired to interlock the compression mechanism.
(steely)
16 posted on
07/15/2005 9:24:30 AM PDT by
Steely Tom
(Fortunately, the Bill of Rights doesn't include the word 'is'.)
To: Godzilla
Talk about being depressed and down in the dumps
17 posted on
07/15/2005 9:25:27 AM PDT by
tophat9000
(When the State ASSUMES death...It makes an ASH out of you and me..)
To: Godzilla
GIGO Garbage in, Garbage out.
18 posted on
07/15/2005 9:26:33 AM PDT by
N. Theknow
(If Social Security is so good - why aren't members of Congress in it?)
To: Godzilla
A good replacement for the electric chair.
And it creates environmentally friendly compost!
23 posted on
07/15/2005 9:36:03 AM PDT by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
To: Godzilla
You beat me by four minutes in posting this story!
LOL. Just think about the tax dollars we just saved in Kentucky on these two.
24 posted on
07/15/2005 9:37:02 AM PDT by
RonPaulLives
(Never trust anything ending in "u." For example, "DU," "EU," "I love you")
To: Godzilla
25 posted on
07/15/2005 9:37:35 AM PDT by
Phocion
(biologists : evolution :: economists : free trade -- on FR this analogy can have multiple meanings!)
To: Godzilla
How long until someone tries to fine the prison for failing to separate their recyclables from the rest of the trash?
26 posted on
07/15/2005 9:39:37 AM PDT by
kevkrom
(WARNING: If you're not sure whether or not it's sarcasm, it probably is.)
To: Godzilla
Kentucky Corrections officials say they expect the incident to deter future escape attempts.
I just love a story with a happy ending.
To: Godzilla
One of these creeps broke in a house in the night and raped a 17 year old girl 2 years ago. Her dad was interviewed on Lexington local TV last night and was overjoyed at this change of events. He had sent his daughter out of town when they heard of his escape. The poor girl and her family had been terrified.
To: Godzilla
Kentucky Corrections officials say they expect the incident to deter future escape attempts. I'm waiting for the lawsuit against "Kentucky Corrections officials", the trash haulers, the manufacturer of the trash compactor and whomever else is in sight. More reasons to hate lawyers.
To: Godzilla
"Hey! Bob! Its' getting kinka tight in here, was this a good idea?"....OUCH!"
**CRUNCH**Three Darwin Award Winners, in 1 state within a couple of days.
33 posted on
07/15/2005 12:59:27 PM PDT by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
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