Posted on 07/11/2005 9:39:18 PM PDT by doug from upland
Leftist interest groups are sensing doom…the nominee's in the room
They know that they need some help and they need it quickly
Barbara Boxer’s starting to whine…but things are not going fine
She’s ignored as a fool
Look who is standing in the doorway…he has just flown in from Norway
A bloated and drunk mound of flesh, but he is their tool
It is Lifeguard Teddy…maybe he’ll take him out on the bridge for a friendly drive
It is Lifeguard Teddy…if he goes there’s no chance the nominee will survive
The old drunk will get some high fives
Just look what the cat has dragged in…I don’t know where to begin
They look like some group that’s straight from some Star Wars bar scene
Then a witch from NOW starts to screech…with utterly hateful speech
She is starting to drool
Look who is standing in the doorway…he has just flown in from Norway
A bloated and drunk mound of flesh, but he is their tool
It is Lifeguard Teddy…maybe he’ll take him out on the bridge for a friendly drive
It is Lifeguard Teddy…if he goes there’s no chance the nominee will survive
The old drunk will get some high fives
It is Lifeguard Teddy…maybe he’ll take him out on the bridge for a friendly drive
It is Lifeguard Teddy…if he goes there’s no chance the nominee will survive
The old drunk will get some high fives
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