Student takes tofu to creepy new level

Nashua (NH) Telegraph ^ | 4 July, 2005 | AP

[NewHampshireDuo]

A Dartmouth business student is getting a lot of attention for a macabre new food product.

Tuck Business School student Mark Nuckols said he's doing a brisk business for "Hufu," a tofu product that's flavored to taste like human flesh. Nuckols says he got the idea for hufu while eating a soy-turkey sandwich and reading a book about cannibalism.

[NewHampshireDuo]

Got the idea while "eating a soy-turkey sandwich and reading a book about cannibalism?" WTF?

How does he know it tastes like human flesh?

Maybe people who find hufu to their liking will graduate to the real thing.

Even Peta probably approves of this.

[zzen01]

More "Ivy League" brain rot.

[Spktyr]

As if tofu wasn't sufficiently disgusting already...

[cripplecreek]

Toe food.

[Servant of the 9]

If he can make tofu taste like anything but mayonaise jello strained through a dirty sweat sock he has a great future ahead of him.

SO9

[ecomcon]

LOL

[Wormwood]

Finally, a low-cholesterol alternative to long pig.

[Larry Lucido]

LOL!

[longshadow]

"Hufu," a tofu product that's flavored to taste like human flesh.

I wonder if they can make a "Rockefeller" flavored version; it should sell like hotcakes in places like New Guinea. ;-)

[The Great RJ]

I suppose human flesh tastes like chicken, but as a vegitarian how would he know what chicken tastes like?

[nevergore]

Even better...how would you like to be this kid's roomate???

I betcha he sleeps lightly....

NeverGore :^)

[concerned about politics]

"Hufu," a tofu product that's flavored to taste like human flesh.

Tofu is like a bean jello. It doesn't even sound tasty to me to begin with. I'll take a pass on this plate!!!
Two homos were busted for "consensual cannibalism" they found on the net. I suppose this product would go over big in the gay community, aye? He should make California his target group.

[Poser]

Tofu has almost no flavor, so what he's really inventing is human flavored sauce.

I'm trying to picture the label on the bottle. I have made lots of beer labels. I suppose I could get started on a "Man Sauce" label.

Rod Serling would have at least a couple of good shows from this. Hmm... Serving Man Sauce anyone?

[Behind Liberal Lines]

How does he know it tastes like human flesh?

He probably just flavors it like chicken. EVERYTHING tastes like chicken.

;-)

[Behind Liberal Lines]

I suppose I could get started on a "Man Sauce" label.

That sounds really...really...gay.

;-)

[Alouette]

"Hufu" - fava bean curd. Serve with a nice chianti.

[ChildOfThe60s]

Remember the episode, "How to Serve Man"? Classic.

[NewHampshireDuo]

I suppose I could get started on a "Man Sauce" label. That sounds really...really...gay.

"Man Sauce" would, of course, have to be dispensed from a tube.

[RandallFlagg]

"Soon they'll be breeding us like cattle!!"

[r9etb]

He probably just flavors it like chicken. EVERYTHING tastes like chicken.

I once read something by a lady who'd been in Leningrad during the nazi siege in WWII. Her mother had brought home some "pork" that she'd managed to buy on the black market. Apparently they each took one bite before realizing what they were eating.

She said it tasted rather like pork roast, only sweeter....

[Poser]

"That sounds really...really...gay."

Homo Erectus Hot Sauce??? (ugh)

Habanero Hominid Sauce
Smokin' Sapiens Soy Surprise

[Young Werther]

Excellent Twilight Zone episode.

BTW maybe Applebee's can hitchhike on this food product and serve a "Toe Faux" salad!!!

[so_real]

This is 'Ed Gein' disgusting. A trip to the woodshed is in order.

[The Coopster]

Man Sauce?

I'm not touching that one...........

[Miss Marple]

As my husband's mother often said:

Some people don't have enough to do.

[wildbill]

My God, even "Soylent Green" wasn't supposed to taste like humans. It tasted like chicken. Or was it frog?

[GenXFreedomFighter]

Nuckols says he got the idea for hufu while eating a soy-turkey sandwich and reading a book about cannibalism.

Question: if meat is so repulsive to these vegetarians, then why are there so many veggie substitutes for meat (veggie burgers, hot dogs, turkey, bacon, spare ribs, etc.)?

This kid is one sick little animal.

[NewHampshireDuo]

This kid is one sick little animal.

Or one sharp marketing dude (or both).

[punster]

It gives new meaning to the question, "I wonder what's eating him?".

No, make the question, "I wonder who's eating him?".

[reagan_fanatic]

Man Sauce?
I'm not touching that one...........

I hear it's obtained the same way as milking a cow..

[dinodino]

Ye gods.

How do they know what human flesh tastes like?

Who buys this stuff?

I hate the Internet.

[BunnySlippers]

Even Peta probably approves of this.

The "socially responsible" cannibal.

[bannie]

When cattle eat beef, they get mad cow disease.

That's freaky.

[Paleo Conservative]

I suppose human flesh tastes like chicken, but as a vegitarian how would he know what chicken tastes like?

When the Aztecs were first had the opportunity to eat pork from pigs brought to the new world by Spaniards, they said it was almost as good as human flesh.

[HiTech RedNeck]

The fact that he's doing a land office business in "Hufu" grosses out more than the "Hufu" itself. Is it Halloween 365 days a year up there at Dartmouth?

[NewHampshireDuo]

The "socially responsible" cannibal.

Maybe that's a course at Dartmouth "Ethically Responsible Cannibalism 101."

[festus]

This is a hoot. A perfect parody if you ask me.

Mind you I'm not into cannibalism ;-)