Verdict Reached in Jacko Case

Associated Press ^ | June 13, 2005 | Staff Writer

[ImpotentRage]

One can only hope and pray.

[GaltMeister]

MJ went to Wal Mart today - he heard they had boy's pants half off.

[mware]

He will be found guilt of the little stuff. He will walk on the big stuff.

[freebilly]

if he is convicted by some strange quirk

Convicted by a strange quirk? He is a strange quirk....

[I still care]

I think the jury thinks he is a molester, so they want to convict - but in this particular case they have problems with the mother. They want to convict but don't really feel the state proved it's case. Just my guess.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Ol Sparky, I was looking for this post and I agree with you. Another celeb that gets a pass.

[Mad Mammoth]

Well, fresh off my rousing prediction about Mike Tyson making 'quick work' of Kevin McBride (argh), I'll go out on another limb and predict:

"GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS"

Jackson will be immediately taken into custody, those insane fans outside will riot, there will be at least one or two media talking heads who will be targeted by the rioters and injured, and the Revvum Jesse Jackson will pronounce "this be Selma all OVAH again!"

[CROSSHIGHWAYMAN]

PITY WILL PREVAIL

not guilty

The man is ruined financially, professionally and personally.

He'd be wise to take up golf and join OJ on the links.

[ZULU]

I think I remember rading a whoile series of these jokes last time he got in trouble.

Somewhere out there in FreeRepublic they must be archived.

[Tallguy]

Doesn't matter. He'll never see the inside of a prison, even if convicted. I think that's what all this "in the hospital" BS is about. He's prepping the court for a physical/mental infirmity argument. Of course if he's found not guilty, I expect him to Moon-Walk out of the courtroom.

[Phantom Lord]

I think Jackson is sick, but will be found not guilty.

I think Jackson will escape the serious charges and be convicted of the minor stuff like giving alcohol to a minor.

[BibChr]

He should be convicted of being a weirdo at the very least...

Guy with a screenie like "Moleman" had better hope that's not a crime yet....

Dan
(c;

[SaveTheChief]

Jacko will walk.

[Hi Heels]

dang.... you made me salivate....

[bill1952]

Were I that effeminate, Id stay far away from OJ.

[ProudVet77]

He'd be wise to take up golf and join OJ on the links.

How is that guy going to hold the umbrella for him while he swings.
My guess he takes up miniature golf. More his style.

[Luna]

Wow! It's been a long time since he looked that normal. His human disguise was still intact.

[theDentist]

He may also be off the Coast, jetting to Tahiti~!

[newbie 10-21-00]

Drudge has got double sirens. Don't remember ever seeing two before

[BenLurkin]