Hooters Air offers the ultimate high mile club - eye candy to make a plane ride tolerable and you can use your buxom stewardess in an emergency as a flotation device. Its red-hot successes in the aviation market is making boobs of other airlines. Now Hooters is known for more than just its famous buffalo chicken wings.
(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
To: goldstategop
2 posted on
05/29/2005 10:55:53 PM PDT by
Psycho_Bunny
(Every evil which liberals imagine Judaism and Christianity to be, islam is.)
To: goldstategop; COEXERJ145
A couple of years ago, Robert H. Brooks, chairman of the Hooters of America restaurant chain, purchased the Winston-Salem-based Pace Airlines. A new airline -- named "Hooters Air" -- was born, despite pleas from around the world for more creative names for the company, such as "United Areolalines," "Northchest," or "Pan Mamm." Isn't that the same airline that operates the Dallas Mavericks 757?
3 posted on
05/29/2005 10:56:52 PM PDT by
Paleo Conservative
(Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Andrew Heyward's got to go!)
To: goldstategop
Southwest Airlines started the same way. Good looking girls in "hot pants" serving "love potions" on short haul flights out of Love Field. It was a fun airline. However, to last you must have lots of business savvy, which the execs at SW did and do.
5 posted on
05/29/2005 10:58:34 PM PDT by
Mind-numbed Robot
(Not everything that needs to be done needs to be done by the government.)
To: goldstategop
6 posted on
05/29/2005 11:13:58 PM PDT by
Calico Cat
(the simplest solution is usually the correct one)
To: goldstategop
Fox News' Jamie Colby also did a story on this a few nights ago.
To: goldstategop; SC Swamp Fox
According to the company's website, Hooters Air, the only airline on which you pray for heavy turbulence, is expanding their list of routes to include Las Vegas, Nev., Allentown, Pa., and Myrtle Beach, S.C.Hooters Air is based in Myrtle Beach, SC! Let's have some civic pride from us Palmetto State Freepers!
9 posted on
05/29/2005 11:29:23 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
("Robert Byrd:He may have 'gone under the water,' but the preacher didn't hold him down long enough.")
To: goldstategop
[ Hooters Air Successes Making Boobs Of Other Airlines (The Ultimate Mile High Club Alert!) ]
Now thats a good title.. very creative..
10 posted on
05/29/2005 11:32:25 PM PDT by
hosepipe
(This propaganda has been ok'ed by me to included some fully orbed hyperbole....)
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12 posted on
05/30/2005 12:23:48 AM PDT by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
("In any compromise between good and evil, it is only evil that can profit." AYN RAND)
To: goldstategop
A new airline – named "Hooters Air" – was born, despite pleas from around the world for more creative names for the company, such as "United Areolalines," "Northchest," or "Pan Mamm."
Ahahaha...
13 posted on
05/30/2005 12:34:19 AM PDT by
Zeon Cowboy
(To liberals, the world is a tragedy; to conservatives, it's a comedy. Zeoncowboy.blogspot.com)
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I'll be danged...
This is NOT humor or satire... there really IS a HOOTERS AIR... I just got back from their website.
They can do this? I mean, I am all in favor of it, but aren't the fatties, age-disadvantaged and male flight-attendants filing discrimination suits like crazy?
What's their secret?
17 posted on
05/30/2005 12:56:50 AM PDT by
Ronin
(When the fox gnaws....SMILE!)
To: goldstategop
I really do like the flavor of St Pauli Girl beer. Really I do. ;-)
20 posted on
05/30/2005 1:54:59 AM PDT by
I_dmc
To: goldstategop
If you had a fear of flying...now you can have a fear of coming in your pants.
22 posted on
05/30/2005 2:53:30 AM PDT by
Route101
To: goldstategop
For some reason I was picturing them flying blimps.
23 posted on
05/30/2005 3:19:04 AM PDT by
Hugin
To: goldstategop
gotta wonder if Chipper Jones flys Hooter Air?
24 posted on
05/30/2005 3:38:18 AM PDT by
Joe Boucher
(an enemy of islam)
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26 posted on
05/30/2005 4:32:49 AM PDT by
sauropod
(De gustibus non est disputandum)
To: goldstategop
"Hooters Air Successes Making Boobs Of Other Airlines" I personally think that "Hooters Air" is a hoot. Here are some of their best advertising pics: http://www.rickenbacker.org/graphics/charter/hooters_logo.gif
29 posted on
05/30/2005 5:09:45 AM PDT by
tom h
To: All
with such enhanced security can you even join (or renew) the mile high club?
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I would bet this will become the official airline for bill clinton
34 posted on
05/30/2005 6:06:44 AM PDT by
Gone_Postal
(government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take it away)
To: goldstategop
To: goldstategop
...getting more people to read the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution. Starting with the fake boob brigade, right? I'd be real curious how much any of them know about either of these documents.
41 posted on
05/30/2005 6:41:35 PM PDT by
PistolPaknMama
(Will work for cool tag line.)
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