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Masturbate-thon in San Francisco
Times of india ^

Posted on 05/29/2005 11:13:16 AM PDT by phoenix_004

San Francisco's Center for Sex and Culture played host on Saturday to the city's annual "Masturbate-a-thon," an event its organisers said could draw up to 120 people from across the United States aiming to have a good time with themselves.

Carol Queen, director of the center, acknowledged that the event is unusual -- even by San Francisco's standards. The permissive city, which helped ignite a debate on gay marriage last year, tolerates many sorts of sexual behavior but masturbation seems a topic that is off-limits, she said.

"Even people who are sexually frisky might have the bias that many Americans do, that it's second-best sex, that it's something you do if you can't figure something else out," Queen said.

The Saturday night event also had a competitive side. One New York man arrived shortly after 5 pm seeking to break the endurance six-and-a-half hour record set at last year's event. The rules allow for a five-minute break every hour.

The female marathon winner last year, Norine Dworkin, chronicled her experiences in the women's magazine Marie Claire, saying hours later the activity was "about as pleasurable as rubbing an elbow."

This year, others like Tony, who gave only his first name, attended the event to indulge in exhibitionist behavior in front of other people.

"I grew up believing that this is a horrible, nasty thing you shouldn't overdo," said Tony who is from California's Central Valley. "The whole point is coming out and making love to your best friend."

Melissa Gira, a former peep show performer who oversaw the evening's Web cast, was considering joining in, as she had done last year. "It's interesting to be sexual in public," she said. "These aren't things we're sexually socialized to do."

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Lots of weird stuff going on!!!!
1 posted on 05/29/2005 11:13:38 AM PDT by phoenix_004
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To: phoenix_004

The Culture of Death marches on.


2 posted on 05/29/2005 11:14:35 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: phoenix_004

Masturbate-a-thin? Is San Francisco the new summer home of the US Congress?


3 posted on 05/29/2005 11:15:29 AM PDT by Dr.Hilarious (If Al Qaeda took over the judiciary and mainstream media, would we know the difference?)
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To: phoenix_004

These folks need to get a grip.


5 posted on 05/29/2005 11:16:08 AM PDT by Horatio Gates (Mullah al-Whipple says,"Don't squeeze the Koran." Safe for septic sytems.)
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To: shotokan

Or Not. Depending On How You Look at It.


6 posted on 05/29/2005 11:18:55 AM PDT by The Mike Device (10 Megatons of fusion fun.)
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To: phoenix_004

This is dangerous ....masturbation causes blindness


7 posted on 05/29/2005 11:19:00 AM PDT by woofie ("Plunk your magic twanger, Froggy!!")
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To: phoenix_004

Is this a joke site?


8 posted on 05/29/2005 11:19:05 AM PDT by KittyKares
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To: phoenix_004

I can see the headlines in SF Chonicle:
"Sales of Eye Glasses Increase Sharply"


9 posted on 05/29/2005 11:19:15 AM PDT by stylin19a ( Social Security...neither social nor secure.)
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To: phoenix_004

A bird in the hand is better than two in the bush?


10 posted on 05/29/2005 11:19:26 AM PDT by REDWOOD99
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To: shotokan

EWWWW!!!!


11 posted on 05/29/2005 11:19:28 AM PDT by Aleighanne
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To: phoenix_004
That's about as nauseating a thing as I can think of. THAT is what they want: These guys are stunted, and stopped maturing at an anal stage. They love to force the adults to be exposed to their trashy behavior. Adults keep their sexuality to themselves and (often) with their partner. Juveniles--younger than freshmen--need to leave their "mark."

Dogs pee on trees.
12 posted on 05/29/2005 11:20:11 AM PDT by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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To: phoenix_004

It's a computer geek-a-thon. :)


13 posted on 05/29/2005 11:21:23 AM PDT by Jewelsetter
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To: phoenix_004

Lots of people there will go blind!


14 posted on 05/29/2005 11:21:34 AM PDT by sheik yerbouty
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To: phoenix_004
"The whole point is coming out and making love to your best friend."

So... his right hand is his best friend? I guess that explains most of it.

15 posted on 05/29/2005 11:21:35 AM PDT by Chappaquiddick Crawdad ("E unum pluribus"? Perhaps you meant "ex uno plures", or is that "stultus sum"? hmmm...)
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To: phoenix_004

If that don't beat all!


16 posted on 05/29/2005 11:22:16 AM PDT by snarks_when_bored
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To: phoenix_004

I think the wrong ones were aborted.


17 posted on 05/29/2005 11:22:57 AM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Democrats haven't had a new idea since Karl Marx.)
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To: shotokan
These folks need to get a grip.

LOL!
I think they have it firmly in hand!

Jammer
18 posted on 05/29/2005 11:23:13 AM PDT by JamminJAY (This space for rent)
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To: shotokan

Now that was funny!


19 posted on 05/29/2005 11:23:25 AM PDT by Nov3 ("This is the best election night in history." --DNC chair Terry McAuliffe Nov. 2,2004 8p.m.)
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To: phoenix_004

Jeez! As if we needed a few more blind Democrats in this country.


20 posted on 05/29/2005 11:23:40 AM PDT by DJ Taylor (Once again our country is at war, and once again the Democrats have sided with our enemy.)
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To: phoenix_004
Saddam and Gomorrah

Remember what happened there?

Who funds the Center for Sex and Culture? We need to know of the money comes from any federal fund NOW.

21 posted on 05/29/2005 11:24:09 AM PDT by yoe
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To: phoenix_004

Get a Grip!
Save the Manatees, choke a chicken!


22 posted on 05/29/2005 11:24:25 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: phoenix_004

I hope they keep it up -- until they go BLIND!


23 posted on 05/29/2005 11:24:26 AM PDT by i_dont_chat
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To: woofie
This is dangerous ....masturbation causes blindness

So does Viagra ;-)

24 posted on 05/29/2005 11:24:53 AM PDT by varon (Allegiance to the constitution, always. Allegiance to a political party, never.)
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To: bannie

Sex is and should be fun, but it should also be private. These are true sicko's.


25 posted on 05/29/2005 11:24:54 AM PDT by umgud (FR, NASCAR, NRA, GOP)
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To: sheik yerbouty
Lots of people there will go blind!

Either that, or grow coarse hair on the palms of their hands.

26 posted on 05/29/2005 11:25:36 AM PDT by Chappaquiddick Crawdad ("E unum pluribus"? Perhaps you meant "ex uno plures", or is that "stultus sum"? hmmm...)
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To: phoenix_004

Oh my, how did it come to this?!?


27 posted on 05/29/2005 11:26:21 AM PDT by Flyer (Tagline: (optional, printed after your name on post)
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To: phoenix_004
Masturbate-thon in San Francisco

When is masturbation due to become an Olympic sport?

28 posted on 05/29/2005 11:26:56 AM PDT by varon (Allegiance to the constitution, always. Allegiance to a political party, never.)
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To: phoenix_004

I'd recommend spectators in the front row wear a clear tarp, like those at Gallagher shows. This will be MUCH worse...


29 posted on 05/29/2005 11:27:10 AM PDT by richmwill
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To: Jewelsetter
It's a computer geek-a-thon. :)


30 posted on 05/29/2005 11:27:55 AM PDT by Maceman (The Qur'an is Qur'ap.)
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To: phoenix_004
Why isn't this in a mainstream American publication? I don't trust it.

Come to think of it, maybe I should have more trust in this.

31 posted on 05/29/2005 11:28:34 AM PDT by KittyKares
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To: phoenix_004

Isn't the entire city of San Francisco already a masturbate-o-thon?


32 posted on 05/29/2005 11:29:08 AM PDT by garyhope
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To: Dr.Hilarious

They could have called it "Wankorama"!


33 posted on 05/29/2005 11:29:10 AM PDT by sheik yerbouty
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To: phoenix_004

Better they do this than reproduce, I suppose.

Regards, Ivan


34 posted on 05/29/2005 11:29:29 AM PDT by MadIvan (You underestimate the power of the Dark Side - http://www.sithorder.com/)
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To: richmwill
I'd recommend spectators in the front row wear a clear tarp, like those at Gallagher shows. This will be MUCH worse...

LOL!! What a pleasant thought! BARF!!!!!

35 posted on 05/29/2005 11:29:41 AM PDT by Chappaquiddick Crawdad ("E unum pluribus"? Perhaps you meant "ex uno plures", or is that "stultus sum"? hmmm...)
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To: Nov3
Now that was funny!

Got to be quick around here with that funny stuff. 8>)

36 posted on 05/29/2005 11:34:23 AM PDT by Horatio Gates (Mullah al-Whipple says,"Don't squeeze the Koran." Safe for septic sytems.)
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To: sheik yerbouty
lol!
37 posted on 05/29/2005 11:36:56 AM PDT by PhillyGal
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To: phoenix_004
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38 posted on 05/29/2005 11:38:05 AM PDT by sassbox
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To: Chappaquiddick Crawdad

As Woody Allen says, "Don't knock masturbation it's sex with someone I love."


39 posted on 05/29/2005 11:39:47 AM PDT by Mr. Blonde (You know, Happy Time Harry, just being around you kinda makes me want to die.)
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To: phoenix_004

LOL, whooooooooooooo

I'm laughing hard at the comments here. But I have to tell ya, that's just NASTY!!! YUCK! San Francisco is a major embarrassment to the US. This was in the India Times? I hope they don't think that that sort of thing happens all over the us.


40 posted on 05/29/2005 11:41:30 AM PDT by FeeinTennessee (Visit me @ peoplepolitical.org --Fee)
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To: PhillyGal
When I was in junior high school many years ago in a less enlightened time, a local doctor gave us a lecture on health problems pertaining to males. When he arrived at THE subject all the guys had expectant, fearful expressions on their faces.

"There's one really undesirable effect from masturbation I've observed during many years of practice," he said as we all cringed. "It can result in an overdeveloped right arm." As a great collective sigh of relief arose, he added: "Switch hands now and then to keep things balanced." [Relieved laughter.]

41 posted on 05/29/2005 11:51:16 AM PDT by Bernard Marx (Don't make the mistake of interpreting my Civility as Servility)
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To: PhillyGal

LOL!!!


42 posted on 05/29/2005 11:52:40 AM PDT by No Blue States
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To: umgud

It is done with private.


43 posted on 05/29/2005 11:54:16 AM PDT by bikerman
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To: Chappaquiddick Crawdad

Try spreading a little sand on the sidewalk.Don't want any folks to slip and fall down.


44 posted on 05/29/2005 11:54:58 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (Every time a toilet flushes,another liberal gets his brains.)
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To: phoenix_004

I guess some people have no choice but to groin and bare it.


45 posted on 05/29/2005 11:55:40 AM PDT by Buzwardo
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Basically, this is a contest for losers who can't get laid, and who no one wants a part of.

This is so pathetic.

46 posted on 05/29/2005 11:55:55 AM PDT by Sonny M ("oderint dum metuant")
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To: phoenix_004

A bunch of jerks.


47 posted on 05/29/2005 11:58:14 AM PDT by reg45
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Consenting adults. They can do it in fursuits while singing J-pop and sell raffle tickets, if that's what they enjoy. Maybe YKINMK, but there's nothing intrinsically wrong with it.


48 posted on 05/29/2005 12:04:08 PM PDT by Caesar Soze
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To: reg45

So there you go, the addition of homosexuality to US culture is to publically emulate 12 year olds.


49 posted on 05/29/2005 12:04:11 PM PDT by Donald Meaker (i)
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To: phoenix_004

Well, at least they've all had lifelong practice.


50 posted on 05/29/2005 12:05:44 PM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel (Carnac: A siren, a baby and a liberal. Answer: Name three things that whine.)
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