Laura Bush’s Coming Out Party

The American Thinker ^ | May 12, 2005 | Selwyn Duke

[rockabyebaby]

don't know why you can't get over it. Just ignore the thread.

don't know why you can't mind your business, just pisses you off for some of us to point out that this thread is OLD NEWS, apparently you can't get over it.

[Howlin]

And posters.

[shhrubbery!]

Now, I realize that my taking exception to the first lady’s remarks places me in a mocked minority. We’re prudes, you see; I’ve even heard that those in my camp have been dismissed as “lemon-sucking conservatives.” Yes, we need to get a life..."

Excellent. Thanks for posting, Sarah.

Please add me to your ping list -- I'm a member of Selwyn Duke's (and Wlady Pleszczynski's and Michelle's Malkin's) mocked minority of lemon-sucking conservative prudes too.

[sinkspur]

No one sells phone cards with pictures of a T-bone steak on it.

Ruth's Chris.

[Melas]

Even men think about food more than they think about sex.

Not even remotely close. Men (I'm one of them) think about food when we're hungry. We think about sex hundreds of times daily.

[af_vet_1981]

BTTT

[PISANO]

Amazing with just ONE "performance", done for laughs, Laura Bush went from UPTIGHT RIGHT WING CHRISTIAN LIBRARIAN to prurient S..T!!

The MSM and those who condemn her "performance" make no sense to this Freeper.

[Sarah]

Ok, I didn't know about that one.

[af_vet_1981]

BTTT

[af_vet_1981]

The MSM and those who condemn her "performance" make no sense to this Freeper.

I thought the MSM (NYT especially) applauded her performance, both because they agree with the values she espoused and because they want to alienate her husband from his conservative base.

[af_vet_1981]

Yeah, a wife should shutup and stay in the kitchen?

There are times a husband should shut up and stay in the kitchen.

[yellowdoghunter]

Well, I hate to see that a few have shown up who will trash and bash anyone who disagrees with them....too bad. If one really reads the article, it does not trash Laura...it is more about our culture.

No one on here has trashed Laura. Good Grief. Can we have a discussion without a few popping in to ruin it? I guess not.

Please stop the trashing and bashing, snide comments, etc...it only makes you look bad...really, it is always the same people, just stop and move on to another thread. (not you Sarah)

[Melas]

I thought about adding, "and certain freepers" myself, but decided there isn't enough money in the Whitehouse budget for all of those lemons. You know, these days there are some people who are so freaking uptight that if the Church Lady were done all over again, we'd have people clapping and nodding in agreement without the slightest clue that it's satire.

[sinkspur]

Good Grief. Can we have a discussion without a few popping in to ruin it? I guess not.

So have a discussion. You've done nothing but whine about nobody having a discussion for the last 30 minutes.

Whining while complaining about whining seems kinda goofy, to me.

[Zechariah11]

Outstanding piece. Laura traded away some of her class with those jokes. Too bad.

[Fam4Bush]

I'll check back later......looks like you're holding your own :).

Busy day here.
(And I've got to save time for Chippendale's and some raunchy t.v. tonite.)

[shhrubbery!]

I'd never heard the term lemon sucking conservatives until I read this article...Selwyn didn't mean to, but she finally put a name to the puckered face.

Selwyn Duke is a he.

Selwyn Duke lives in Westchester County, New York. He is a tennis professional, internet entrepreneur, and writer whose works have appeared on various sites on the Internet, including Intellectual Conservative and Mensnet. Selwyn has traveled extensively in his life, visiting exotic locales such as India, Morocco, and Algeria, and quite a number of other countries while playing the international tennis circuit

The term "lemon sucking prude" was applied by a poster to Michelle Malkin on Lucianne Goldberg's site.

I don't know if you (or the poster who came up with that epithet) have ever seen a picture of the lovely Michelle Malkin, but she most definitely does not have a "puckered face."

[Sarah]

I haven't seen you posting lately, (lurking like me through the holidays?)

[Zechariah11]

Bomb.

[Sarah]

I loved Malkin's comment re: First Lady Bush:
'First Lady Almost Gone Wild'
Personally, I had never heard of Selwyn Duke, and was sure from the tone of the article that he was a she.
I like the American Thinker usually, and had to share this article here.