They used to claim that alcohol kills braincells, now research shows, the opposite is true.
To: FairOpinion
And it makes your breath smell sweet! And you don't get a gut from it, or drive erradically, or spelle funnee. BURP!
Next: The cheeseburger and pizza weight loss plan!
2 posted on
05/01/2005 10:48:21 PM PDT by
Darkwolf
(Jean Shepherd audio: http://www.flicklives.com/Mass_Back/mass_back.htm)
To: FairOpinion
This may explain why Scientific American magazine is chock-full of liquor ads.
3 posted on
05/01/2005 10:48:29 PM PDT by
martin_fierro
(Fingers of Fury™)
To: FairOpinion
Time to change my handle from PV77 to Einstein ;)
6 posted on
05/01/2005 10:53:32 PM PDT by
ProudVet77
(Warning: Frequent sarcastic posts)
To: FairOpinion
So I'm actually a genius?
7 posted on
05/01/2005 10:53:52 PM PDT by
Eagles6
(Dig deeper, more ammo.)
To: FairOpinion; NautiNurse; andrew2527; AnAmericanMother; A Jovial Cad; Betis70; Bigturbowski; ...
8 posted on
05/01/2005 10:54:21 PM PDT by
quantim
(Victory is not relative, it is absolute.)
To: FairOpinion
Mind Growth!
11 posted on
05/01/2005 11:02:40 PM PDT by
AntiGuv
(™)
To: FairOpinion
Hold muh beer!
No... on second thought... gimme yers!
14 posted on
05/01/2005 11:07:18 PM PDT by
MacDorcha
(Where Rush dares not tread, there are the Freepers!)
To: FairOpinion
So THAT'S what happend to Steven Hawking!
(Can't duck fast enough)
16 posted on
05/01/2005 11:11:42 PM PDT by
MacDorcha
(Where Rush dares not tread, there are the Freepers!)
To: Eaker; TheMom; humblegunner
19 posted on
05/01/2005 11:28:17 PM PDT by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: FairOpinion
I always knew we Aussies carried a certain intellectual advantage over everyone else...now I know why!!!
23 posted on
05/01/2005 11:46:07 PM PDT by
Aussie Dasher
(The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
To: FairOpinion
So, that half bottle of Ouzo I shared with my husband on my birthday night made me smarter? Woohoo! And I felt so stupid the day after. Sheese. Silly me.
To: FairOpinion
I certainly thought there would be more Homer Simpson on this thread.
28 posted on
05/02/2005 12:28:11 AM PDT by
Khurkris
(This tag-line is available on CD ROM. NRA.)
To: FairOpinion
To: FairOpinion
That explains why I got a headache this morning, my brain is outgrowing my head!
36 posted on
05/02/2005 6:15:57 AM PDT by
Kenton
("Life is tough, and it's really tough when you're stupid" - Damon Runyon)
To: All
Now I finally understand.
This explains it all.
Why the French are always so condescending. They've known all along that they're smarter than everyone else. Thats why they value their whine so much.
OOPS! Stupid me. I mispelled whine.
OOPS! Did it again. I must have a problem with the French and their treasured beverage.
To: FairOpinion
The old saw about "everything in moderation". Science is more and more proving the truth of it.
To: FairOpinion
Drinking alcohol boosts the growth of new nerve cells in the brain, research suggests.
But while this might sound good in theory, the Swedish team believe these new cells could contribute to the development of alcohol dependence.
D'oh!
To: SunkenCiv
In case you want to get even smarter, than you already are... ;)
To: FairOpinion
Thanks for the ping, and of course, for the kind remarks. :') Alcohol does kill brain cells, but it is also a vasodilator, which increases the size of capillaries. That could mean that new cells would develop.
44 posted on
05/03/2005 5:53:49 AM PDT by
SunkenCiv
(FR profiled updated Monday, April 11, 2005. Fewer graphics, faster loading.)
To: Coleus
"This Chivas Rocks" ping.
45 posted on
05/03/2005 5:54:47 AM PDT by
SunkenCiv
(FR profiled updated Monday, April 11, 2005. Fewer graphics, faster loading.)
To: Junior
See...you ARE getting smarter every night.
46 posted on
05/03/2005 5:56:48 AM PDT by
cjshapi
To: FairOpinion; SunkenCiv
I'd wait for a few more studies to come out before I hit the bottle.
49 posted on
05/03/2005 2:04:58 PM PDT by
Coleus
(I support ethical, effective and safe stem cell research and use: adult, umbilical cord, bone marrow)
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