Police advise against lying in the road

Yahoo! News | Reuters ^ | 4/18/05

[Lazamataz]

At night I always jump out into the road from behind a utility pole to wave down a passing motorist.

I find that flagging a motorist down with a running chainsaw drenched in Hollywood fake blood gets them to stop to pick me up.

[bannie]

News announcers' incorrect applications of WHO/WHOM drive me nuts! As communications majors, they should know better---oh, silly me!

[Uncle Fud]

There's a great Monty Python routine in here somewhere.

[RegulatorCountry]

"How about loose, lose, and choose, chose? THOSE drive me nuts!"

And, isn't it a sight, reading posts from those wishing to cite passages from a web site? To funny. Makes you feel like your loosing you're mind, rite?

[rolling_stone]

This guy is about as smart as illegal aliens crossing into the US who sleep on the railroad tracks heeding the old wives tale that snakes won't go there...unfortunately not all of them wake up in time to avoid the train...

[donozark]

Take it from Ward Churchill's wife, it doesn't WORK!!

[Conspiracy Guy]

That is the preferred method.