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Police advise against lying in the road
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| 4/18/05
Posted on 04/18/2005 2:09:40 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: Conspiracy Guy
At night I always jump out into the road from behind a utility pole to wave down a passing motorist.I find that flagging a motorist down with a running chainsaw drenched in Hollywood fake blood gets them to stop to pick me up.
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posted on
04/18/2005 3:46:06 PM PDT
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Lazamataz
(They taunted and gloated with perverse kitty pictures....)
To: jackibutterfly
News announcers' incorrect applications of WHO/WHOM drive me nuts! As communications majors, they should know better---oh, silly me!
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posted on
04/18/2005 3:54:12 PM PDT
by
bannie
(The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
To: LibWhacker
There's a great Monty Python routine in here somewhere.
To: jackibutterfly
"How about loose, lose, and choose, chose? THOSE drive me nuts!"
And, isn't it a sight, reading posts from those wishing to cite passages from a web site? To funny. Makes you feel like your loosing you're mind, rite?
To: LibWhacker
This guy is about as smart as illegal aliens crossing into the US who sleep on the railroad tracks heeding the old wives tale that snakes won't go there...unfortunately not all of them wake up in time to avoid the train...
To: LibWhacker
Take it from Ward Churchill's wife, it doesn't WORK!!
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posted on
04/18/2005 5:15:31 PM PDT
by
donozark
(ATTENTION MICHAEL MOORE:Please go to the courtesy desk. The forklift you requested is ready!)
To: Lazamataz
That is the preferred method.
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04/19/2005 4:39:08 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Ask about free shipping !)
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