Posted on 03/31/2005 1:10:08 PM PST by RushCrush
This sounds like one of those 'senseless' crimes you read about.
As well he should! Good for your wife!
Okay, who's got the "Aw, Geez.." guy.
Must of been some good sh ....
Ok. You win! Best vocabulary!
Cheech: "Looks like dog s$%^."
Chong: "Smells like dog s$%^."
Cheech: "Tastes like dog s$%^."
Chong: "Glad *I* didn't step in it."
Really. Even the chihuahua would go nuts.
ping. This clearly needs out input. Output. Whatever.
Weirdest thing I ever heard as a kid was my next door neighbor claiming that poop tastes like an old shoe. I mean, how the heck does he know? I mean, it's bad enough that he even claimed to know what poop tastes like in the first place. But now he's saying he knows what an old shoe tastes like, too? I mean, if he said it tasted like the school's salisbury steak, well, that'd be one thing.
Shooter McGavin:
Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.
Happy Gilmore:
Yeah, why don't I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?
My brother's twins called him the Turd Burgler when they were still in diapers.
Already posted this morning. I saw no challenge to this one. It stands on it's own merit. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1374459/posts
Your brother is a stereotypical southern redneck
Amazing that we are from the same gene pool isn't it!
How did they know it was a .22? Did the woman measure the bore?
Maybe it bears repeating....
This has happened before. You'd think the dummies would learn not to steal bags from ladies walking their dogs. I hope the creep is caught and put in jail. Imagine telling the other inmates he's in jail for stealing dog poop!
Logically speaking, it would appear that in order for this s&%t hunter to have made this as a veritable statement of bizarre "truth", both reference points would have HAD to have been firmly based upon personal experience.
Such odd "truth" claims definitely must have had a basis in experience, otherwise the Poop Troller would not have spoken with such authority on the subject.
I'll just have to take his word for it! And I'll pass on the appetizer...
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