Posted on 02/09/2005 7:00:48 AM PST by LibWhacker
I never had an ethical dilemma regarding lobsters.
Gee whiz, now I will feel so much better when I have my Fierce Allegiance Day dinner tonight!
I have never cared.
Get your bitch ass in my pot and turn red damnit!
Pass the butter, please.
sw
Next, I'm sure, they will pass laws banning abortion. (But only if it hurts)
THEY are here.
Anyone who has ever tossed live crabs into a pot of boiling water and heard how loud they scream and seen how hard they fight find a way to climb out of the pot would question the conclusion of this research. The trick is to put them in cold water and slowly increase the temperature.
"God forgive me, but I don't care if they do.
Pass the butter, please."
-LOL, That was so beautiful it deserved a reprise!!!
Oh yeah, and don't forgot to smother them with this:
and to wash them down with:
Yum, lobsters... I've never had any issues either. But I do wince a little when I have to put the live ones in the pot. Yes, we chill them first to 'numb' them. We don't have them a lot, but I still flinch a little. Mmmmm, lobbies (as we call them)...
Well John Kerry said he felt no pain when he shot himself in the azz to get one of his 3 purple hearts that he was allowed to keep unlike Marine Cpl. Travis Eichelberger who was run over by 67-ton Abrams tank in Iraq. So does this mean Kerry is a lobster?
Well, lets see
I knew one dope that popped a radiator cap and got sprayed in the face/neck/arm with boiling+ water. He claimed not to feel much pain at the time it happened. Literally had third degree burns and claimed the pain didnt start until sometime after they had cleaned/bandaged him up.
I knew a kid that was running around a campground and fell into coals that had been covered over with dirt. He had second and third degree burns on forearms/chest/belly. He also claimed it scared him more than it hurt initially.
Knew another guy that got burned bad stabbing in a fuse when he was a lineman. He was doing everything just right standing on the rubber mat, wearing his fire suit, the works. But for some reason something arced and a plasma ball rolled down the fiberglass rod and burned him up.
Burned him bad up. Burned off his arms. Burned one leg off and the other was burned up enough that they had to amputate it. Burned off his ears and nose, damaged his lungs and eyes the whole deal. He always claimed not to have felt anything at the time either.
That seems to be pretty normal. Talk to anyone that has been injured seriously (fall off a roof, motorcycle wreck, etc) and theyll usually tell you they were numb or something.
And, who really cares whether a fish/worm/lobster feels pain anyway?
Anyone who has ever tossed live crabs into a pot of boiling water and heard how loud they screamI wasn't aware that crustaceons had vocal chords.
I think that the 'scream' is the sound of steam rushing out of their shells -- like a tea kettle.
Uuuhhhh I'd say being put on a hook as bait would compromise one's well being...whether you feel it or not.
That's what the lid is for!
Just damn.
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Then why do they thrash about when placed in boiling water?
Just in time for guilt-free Lobsterfest dining at Red Lobster....
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