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Posted on 02/04/2005 7:57:16 AM PST by txyankee
The Lion That Squeaked
by Seton Motley | Published Yesterday | Opinion
The Lion That Squeaked
It appears there is less room at the Governors mansion than originally thought
And then there were two?
Carole Keeton Strayhorn
Comptroller Carole Keeton Strayhorn, who for the previous fifteen months has made it appear all but certain that she was ready and willing to run against current Governor Rick Perry in one or another politically affiliated capacity, has suddenly, it seems, acquired frigid feet, or at the very least blinked whilst staring down the incumbent.
Last Monday, Madame Comptroller shocked the 2006 watch party by stating that she has never ruled out attempting to re-up for her current gig. This came as a bit of a surprise to, well, just about everyone, given the slew of actions and activities with and in which she has engaged of late (and earlier, and early).
First there was Strayhorns granting current Agriculture Commissioner Susan Combs permission in December 2003 to seek support and supporters for a potential Combs run for Comptroller. The two are old friends, but business is business, and politicians do not assist in their own potential undoing.
This would be not unlike Burger King asking McDonalds if they can test market the new Whopper under the Golden Arches. Clearly, Strayhorn did not see Combs as a rival for any office in which she was interested.
Then there is the fact that over a year ago Strayhorn removed any and all titles of office from her campaign literature and headquarters. Thusly was the Strayhorn for Strayhorn campaign born. Her raising this amorphous front, from behind which she could raise campaign cash, certainly made it difficult to conclude anything but her desire for higher office.
Then there is, of course, the non-stop propaganda barrage being lobbed from the Comptrollers office in the general direction of the Governor. Her accuracy is at best minimal, but she subscribes to the shotgun press release approach, figuring that at some point at least something amidst the slings and arrows of her outrageous assertions will find some sort of mark.
Strayhorn has been making it abundantly clear she does not like the job the Governor is doing, leaving the listener with the unspoken assertion that she herself would perform therein at a much higher level.
There is an oft-repeated turn of phrase of the Comptrollers that could reasonably be described as the Strayhorn for Governor 2006 campaign slogan, Texas is great, but it can be a whole lot better. Ring any bells?
(This, by the way, marks the 19,457th time Tony Sanchez has been ripped off as a result of his 2002 Gubernatorial run. His entire campaign staff should have worn masks and been holding guns every time they picked up their checks.)
According to the unofficial Comptroller for Governor campaign, Perry is incapable of doing anything right, even when he is doing what Strayhorn herself said was right.
To cite but one example, she has repeatedly accused the Governor of heartlessness for his Child Health Insurance Program reorganization, conveniently forgetting the fact that the changes he implemented were the ones she had initially suggested.
Meanwhile, the duties that Strayhorn was actually elected to perform have been, at times, not exactly her best work. (And if they are indeed an accurate representation thereof, then we have another, even larger problem with which to contend.)
Strayhorn has been exponentially inaccurate in her budget projections, which, last time I checked, was one of the main reasons we have a Comptroller. Just two years ago, she estimated the Texas Legislature faced a budget deficit of $5 billion. The deficit came in at just over $10 billion. She was off by 100%.
No mere rounding error, this.
And it was her inaccurate $1.8 billion overestimation of the revenue projections in 2001 that helped lead to the 2003 shortfall.
Adding insult to the injury was (and is) Strayhorns taking single-handed credit for every dollar brought in by the state. This is not unlike the ticket-taker claiming credit for the concert hall sellout.
So, to coin an old Chinese proverb, One must get own house in order before looking to move to Governors mansion.
Perry, meanwhile, continues to pursue a conservative legislative agenda unabated by the heckling from the cheap seats. This is where the Strayhorn and Kay Bailey Hutchison rumblings become particularly galling.
Some Republicans, and even some conservatives, in Texas view Perry as somewhat bloodied, as damaged goods, and some of these, for reasons that I cannot possibly fathom, are angry with him. If the arguable point of his being hobbled were true, it would only be because Perry has repeatedly stuck his neck out to take hits for the team(s), whether it was for the Republicans with redistricting or conservatives with tort reform and the from ground up deficit elimination budget process in 2003.
Perry's good conservative deeds have not gone completely unrecognized, however. He has already garnered the endorsments of every major statewide office holder (all Elephants, of course), as well as the heads of virtually every conservative group in the state. So someone thinks he is doing something right.
In the course of doing the right things, over and over again, he may have indeed incurred some political injure. But these are scars of which to be proud, not wounds to be exploited.
The fact that some fellow Republicans would view this as an opportunity to attempt to take him out speaks volumes about them and their lack of conservative bona fides, and very little about any weakness of Perry's.
And with the looming potentiality of facing off against a sitting United States Senator and a legacy Comptroller in two years, what does Perry do? He leads the charge in the 2005 Session to try to end the Robin Hood school finance heist, revamp Workers Compensation, introduce school choice and end the asbestos litigation nightmare.
Certainly not the moderated agenda most men concerned for their seats would proffer.
Do not misunderstand; I am quite sure Perry would like to be Governor again in 2007. What he will not do, however, is acquiesce on his conservative litany in an effort to still be around next Session. He will do what he thinks is right, and hope that that does it for the voters when the time comes.
Contrasted with the scatter-shot Strayhorn, it should be more than enough.
Copyright February 3rd, 2005, by Seton Motley, TexasInsider.org, All Rights Reserved
Loins squeaking? OUCH!
Is this an article about arthritis?
I didn't know loins squeeked. Learn something new every day.
the fun that will be had with this header.
Sounds like they need to be oiled...
I see another chapter in the pages of FR history being written before our eyes...something along the magnitude of stuned beebers, moose bites, ignore this thread, or, "Am I logged in?"
Insufficiently lubricious. There are corrective products available.
I bet you do all your shopping at Food Loin.
An oil can's going on down, to alleviate that squeaking.
I was sure this was a tread about cooking tenderloins or hunting or something.
tread? as in tires? LOL ;)
Better put some ice on that!
Either stop wearing rubber underwear or get some baby powder down there.
The Loin in Winter has always been one of my favourite movies...
Put some oil on it!
Hah! I've heard that "loin" before!
The squeaky loin gets the grease.
Do they have Food Loins up north? I thought it was a Southern store for BBQ stuff.
Carol Strayhorn is a self promoting loon that couldn't organize a one car funeral.
She's making all the noises that she will be challenging Perry.
If she really gets in the public spotlight, she'll crash and burn through her own idiotic talk
In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the loin squeked tonight.
In the jungle, the quiet jungle, the loin squeked tonight.
Oh man, you stuned the beeber big time. Anyway, if your loin is squeaking, all you need is a little more lube.
I'm getting older, it's true, but my loins aren't squeaking yet. Is that all I have to look forward to?
Would Gold Bond help?
sounds like a classic case of too much dry rub
Aussi town? Melbourne, Sydney?
I can't decide which is worse: A squeaky loin or a stuned beeber. What do you think?
This dingbat was a speaker at my daughter's 2002 A&M graduation.
Endless self-promotion, I did this and I did that and never did get around to speaking to the graduating class.
We were all disgusted, wishing the Aggies weren't as polite as they were - the woman needed some catcalls.
(Hobbes1 is thinking of you ...... But CG is more of an action kind of guy: He's already reaching for the lube gun....And a long extension.)
And the dentist is grabbing his pointy tool to scrape the hole.
Gotta get me some tickets to see the Loin King on Broadway!
Don't ask me! I'm in the South. :)
"By the squeaks of your loins shall they know ye..."
If you took a shot to the loins, you'd be sqeekin.
We ain't got no room for crazy loons and a squeaky loin in the same thread.
(Now, get a moose on before this gets really cheesy.)
FYI Ping ..........
I once had the "Privilege" of seeing Henry B Gonzales "Speak"
That blathering communist idiot was the ultimate in lunacy
Thread title fix!
Ever had deep fried loon loins????
Everything is good when it's deep fried
LOL!! Good point.
Belay that command, or you'll be stuned.
What an unfortunate typo.
An oil can's going on down
You don't know what you just did.
There's a bar here called Oil Can Harry's - loins squeaking and oil can's going on down makes me absolutely shudder...
Now that's what I call "ouch".
Crotchy people will groin at the puns.
I don't know what's going on in Austin, but you're gonna get ribbed until Sunday for that title.
I'll lick into it.
(Er, look into them. I'm sure they make a good spread on the table, like the Colonel's finger lickin' sucklin' tasty treats. )
I thought it was a tell all kind of thread........ ;^)
It's a tail-all thread, where the loose ends just come aprt for all to enjoy.
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