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WOMAN ACCUSED OF KILLING HUSBAND WITH LETHAL ENEMA
The Houston Chronicle ^
| 3 February 2005
| RICHARD STEWART
Posted on 02/03/2005 4:21:13 AM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
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To: Ellesu; doug from upland; martin_fierro; mikrofon; PJ-Comix
[I posted this song on yesterday's thread, but I didn't have a link to the tune. Now I've got the music to go with the lyrics. CH]
Enemaniacs
Tune: "Animaniacs"
It's time for Enemaniacs
We mix sherry with Ex-Lax
So just sit back and relax
You'll pass till you collapse
We're Enemaniacs.
Come meet the Warner housewife
Mrs. Warner, Tammy Jean
Just for thrills
She burns the will
Before it can be seen.
She shoots you in the behind
When you need to get clean
All hell breaks loose
In your caboose
And now you've left the scene!
We're Enemaniacs
We mix sherry with Ex-Lax
So just sit back and relax
You'll pass till you collapse
We're Enemaney--
Uday Husseiny--
We're Eneman-i-acs!
To: Charles Henrickson
Michael Warner
42
posted on
02/03/2005 11:50:07 AM PST
by
Ellesu
To: Charles Henrickson
Well, this thread is a real "crackup".
43
posted on
02/03/2005 11:59:54 AM PST
by
techcor
(It's good to be the Pinged.)
To: Ellesu; doug from upland; martin_fierro; mikrofon; PJ-Comix; techcor
OK, that music link doesn't seem to work now. So I've found and double-tested another link.
This time for sure!
"Animaniacs" tune for "Enimaniacs" song (post 41)
To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
46
posted on
02/03/2005 1:10:16 PM PST
by
Coleus
(Abortion and Euthanasia, Don't Democrats just kill ya! Kill babies, Save the Bears!! and ducks)
To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
on a charge of negligent homicide Oh, I don't think she was very negligent about it at all.
To: solitas
Tammy Warner told police that she found her husband dead in their bed. Maybe that's why she killed him.
To: Behind Liberal Lines
I remember around Ithaca a man once gave himself a vodka enema on the theory that, if he needed to drive, he wouldnt get caught for DWI b/c the police wouldnt be able to smell it on his breath.I knew kids who snorted booze on that theory.
49
posted on
02/03/2005 5:37:24 PM PST
by
Sonny M
("oderint dum metuant")
To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
Adds new meaning to the phase "Drunk off his ass".
50
posted on
02/03/2005 5:39:48 PM PST
by
Redcloak
(More cleverly arranged 1's and 0's)
To: DainBramage
Would you like another bowel of wine darlin?
51
posted on
02/03/2005 5:51:41 PM PST
by
Boazo
(From the mind of BOAZO)
To: Boazo; bitt; devolve; PhilDragoo; MeekOneGOP; Echo Talon
Mr.Warner
52
posted on
02/03/2005 6:18:28 PM PST
by
Boazo
(From the mind of BOAZO)
To: Boazo
53
posted on
02/03/2005 6:19:24 PM PST
by
Echo Talon
(http://echotalon.blogspot.com/)
To: Boazo
"Open the cheeks, don't get the runs...
Look out stomach, cuz here it comes!"
54
posted on
02/03/2005 9:00:06 PM PST
by
bitt
(Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence)
To: Boazo; MeekOneGOP; potlatch; Happy2BMe; PhilDragoo; ntnychik; Smartass
55
posted on
02/03/2005 9:31:28 PM PST
by
devolve
( WWII-TRIBUTE: http://pro.lookingat.us/WhiteCliffs.html http://pro.lookingat.us/GBU.html)
To: devolve
THANKS FOR THE PING!
56
posted on
02/03/2005 9:33:34 PM PST
by
Smartass
(BUSH & CHENEY to 2008 Si vis pacem, para bellum - Por el dedo de Dios se escribió)
To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
"Lips that touch wine shall never........um, forget it."
To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
So if the guy lived and was caught driving, how does the cop administer the breathalyzer?
To: ruiner
That was in Lubbock,TX 1996. Draw your own conclusions. Not much doin' in Lubbock, huh?
Last time I was in Lubbock was about a week after the 1970 tornado.
The sirens went off that evening and the motel staff didn't hesitate. They herded all the guests into the motel's tornado shelter.
Problem was, the private club & bar served as the motel's tornado shelter. And the act they'd booked was a pair of strippers, who bravely adopted the attitude that "the show must go on". And there were families with children in the audience...
Not often that you can juxtapose a stripper down to her G-string and pasties cracking crowd response jokes with a family crowd...
Stripper: "Y'all know what a pleasant surprise is?"
Crowd: "NO!"
Stripper: "A t_t full of cold beer!"
You look across the room and there is a lady with a baby on her lap, laughing like crazy...
Odd night...
Only in Lubbock, I guess.
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posted on
02/03/2005 9:55:51 PM PST
by
okie01
(The Mainstream Media: IGNORANCE ON PARADE)
To: Boazo; devolve
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posted on
02/04/2005 7:19:50 AM PST
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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