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Need help, already iced in!

Posted on 01/29/2005 6:06:23 AM PST by ruiner

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To: ChadsDad

LOL, you got that from drudge...


21 posted on 01/29/2005 6:11:57 AM PST by television is just wrong (Our sympathies are misguided with illegal aliens...)
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To: ChadsDad

LOL, you got that from drudge...


22 posted on 01/29/2005 6:12:03 AM PST by television is just wrong (Our sympathies are misguided with illegal aliens...)
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To: dirtboy

I'm chuckling just thinking about it . . . "But honey, I was iced-in!" [delivered in sign-language]


23 posted on 01/29/2005 6:12:17 AM PST by 1rudeboy
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To: Fzob

LOL!!


24 posted on 01/29/2005 6:12:26 AM PST by Pharmboy (Dems lie because they have to)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

How would you suggest using the tire chains?


25 posted on 01/29/2005 6:12:35 AM PST by ChadsDad (If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace.)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

does he have a backhoe? Tunnels work well


26 posted on 01/29/2005 6:12:42 AM PST by woofie
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To: Fzob

;)

It wasn't suppose to ice until noon!

No biggle, I just don't want to bust my ass walking on an icy deck.


27 posted on 01/29/2005 6:12:44 AM PST by ruiner
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To: ChadsDad
After drinking, pee on the ice. (repeat as necessary). 60 half pints should be sufficient.

It's an ice storm, not an avalanche...

28 posted on 01/29/2005 6:13:43 AM PST by dirtboy (To make a pearl, you must first irritate an oyster)
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To: ruiner
" You can't be serious!" John McEnroe
29 posted on 01/29/2005 6:13:46 AM PST by normy (Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft.)
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To: ruiner
... so I can let the dog out without breaking our necks.

Why do you have to go outside with the dog? Tie a long rope on him, shove him out the door, and slide him back in with he's through.

30 posted on 01/29/2005 6:13:58 AM PST by xJones
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To: G.Mason

"Move from the ghetto, even if you have to walk."

LOL, that expresses very well a thought I've often had!


31 posted on 01/29/2005 6:14:27 AM PST by jocon307 (Ann Coulter was right)
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To: dirtboy

Won't matter after about 5 beers. Then it's just a challenge.


32 posted on 01/29/2005 6:14:40 AM PST by ChadsDad (If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace.)
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To: ruiner

When life hands you ice, make margaritas.


33 posted on 01/29/2005 6:14:48 AM PST by Vigilantcitizen (#40, #92)
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To: xJones

My dogs pee inside with the rest of us


34 posted on 01/29/2005 6:15:00 AM PST by woofie
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To: Vigilantcitizen

with salt


35 posted on 01/29/2005 6:15:24 AM PST by woofie
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To: ruiner
this guy figured something out

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu

36 posted on 01/29/2005 6:16:03 AM PST by sure_fine (*not one to over kill the thought process*)
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To: ChadsDad

BTW it's icing pretty strong here as well. Make a fire, read a book...wait for the power to go out.


37 posted on 01/29/2005 6:16:12 AM PST by ChadsDad (If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace.)
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To: ruiner

Duct tape on his paws. Plastic sheeting poo tent. Vodka martinis for the master.


38 posted on 01/29/2005 6:16:28 AM PST by small voice in the wilderness (Quick, act casual. If they sense scorn and ridicule, they'll flee..)
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To: ruiner
I have a 30pack of miller, bottle of tequila, bottle of vodka, bottle of rum....

It's five o'clock somewhere, may as well start on that trainin' beer.

39 posted on 01/29/2005 6:17:22 AM PST by Quilla
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To: ruiner

I suggest going to McDonalds. Get the large super sized fries, and throw them under the spinning tires.

The abundance of salt will soon get you free, and you'll be feeding the squirrels at the same time.


40 posted on 01/29/2005 6:17:36 AM PST by Edit35
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