Great Religious Truths:
1. Muslims do not recognize Judaism as a religion.
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.
Never heard number 4 before. I can still feel the carbonation from my Coke in my nasal passages. It hurts. LOL
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