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Candidate for Dumbest Conspiracy Letter of All Time
The Napa Register ^ | January 5, 2005 | Janie McDowell

Posted on 01/06/2005 2:38:03 AM PST by Napablogger

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To: Napablogger

Worst case of cuckoo infestation I've ever seen.

41 posted on 01/06/2005 5:59:37 AM PST by AnAmericanMother (. . . Ministrix of ye Chace (recess appointment), TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary . . .)
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To: Napablogger
Of course, Clinton will be first because his bombing in Bosnia's negative vibrations produced the moron who wrote this letter.

Clinton's bombing of Bosnia doesn't count.

That was a Democrat, and Gaia the Earth Mother loves and nurtures Democrats.

Blessed Be!

42 posted on 01/06/2005 6:14:45 AM PST by Lazamataz ("Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown" -- harpseal)
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To: cgbg
Too bad this dingbat couldn't figure out that the same thing happens every time she touches her feet to the ground.

That's right!! It reminds me of the plot I heard about on the late late news which also was NOT reported on the morning news when everybody is listening that the Chinese have a secret plan, sort of a dooms-day plan ala Dr. Strangelove, that on a given signal, which all Chinese know of, they are to jump into the air and land ALL-AT-ONCE. This will throw the earth off it's axis and cause it to go spinning off into space!! This is true! Really!

43 posted on 01/06/2005 6:23:55 AM PST by mc5cents
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To: Napablogger

California propeller beanie, dirt worshipper alert. Bet she drives an SUV, has a redwood deck, barbecues tofu on weekends and has named her lemon trees in the back yard "Ralph" and "Nader."


44 posted on 01/06/2005 6:32:01 AM PST by sergeantdave (Help save the environment. Mail your old tires and garbage to the local Sierra Club.)
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To: Napablogger
What good will their three-story dingbat palaces, fast cars and up-to-the-latest fashion in clothes do them when they go flying off into space?

Didn't she say she knew about "universal law of gravity "?

45 posted on 01/06/2005 6:35:46 AM PST by knuthom
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To: Napablogger
UN-altered REPRODUCTION and DISSEMINATION of this IMPORTANT Information is ENCOURAGED.

(Just to see who's been around long enough to recognize the reference....)

46 posted on 01/06/2005 6:42:38 AM PST by steve-b (A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
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To: steve-b

Could somebody please post the "Not This Sh*T Again" picture.

I thought I had it saved, but can't seem to find it...


47 posted on 01/06/2005 7:00:30 AM PST by CTOCS (This space left intentionally blank...)
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To: Napablogger

Obviously this letter writer is a resident at that hospital y'all have there. She'll be back on her meds this afternoon.


48 posted on 01/06/2005 7:05:36 AM PST by norge
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To: razorback-bert

Perfect candidate for retroactive abortion.


49 posted on 01/06/2005 7:19:58 AM PST by TexasCowboy (Texan by birth, citizen of Jesusland by the Grace of God)
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To: Napablogger

Someone tell this idiot that every time we take a step, the energy vibrates through the earth's crust like ripples on water.


50 posted on 01/06/2005 7:21:53 AM PST by Nataku X (There are no converts in Islam... only hostages.)
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To: Napablogger
It's almost inconceivable that this woman's brain has the wherewithal to keep her heart beating.
51 posted on 01/06/2005 9:49:54 AM PST by Psycho_Bunny (“I know a great deal about the Middle East because I’ve been raising Arabian horses" Patrick Swazey)
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To: Napablogger

...and Krakatoa (sp) was mother nature's pre-emptive strike, whilst Vesuvius was a warm up (no pun intended).


52 posted on 01/06/2005 10:23:43 AM PST by Senior Chief (Here I am, right where I left myself.)
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To: Napablogger

The location of the letter - Napa - says all that needs to be said.

Been there. Pretty country. Great wine. Idiot citizenry. Slightly left of far left.

(No offense to anyone living there who actually lives life with their head OUT of their own ass...)

Janie - please, dear...put down the wine bottle and breathe the air of reality.


53 posted on 01/06/2005 10:30:50 AM PST by Don Simmons (Annoy a liberal: Work hard; Prosper; Be Happy.)
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To: Napablogger

Janie McDowell of Napa?

Is she one of the inmates at Napa State Hospital?


54 posted on 01/06/2005 12:20:25 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (The world needs more horses, and fewer Jackasses!)
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To: hellinahandcart

"And what's a dingbat palace?"

Edith Bunker's dream-house.

You ask; Answer Man comes through!


55 posted on 01/06/2005 12:25:50 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (The world needs more horses, and fewer Jackasses!)
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To: Beckwith

I write them all the time, they haven't printed one of my letters in a while. Not enough of liberal beanhead, I guess. I may try on this one again tonight, just for the fun of it. It is such a dumb letter...what can you say? Well, people said a lot here, pretty funny.


56 posted on 01/06/2005 3:24:39 PM PST by Napablogger (www.napablogger.com)
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To: Napablogger

-WOW-

I'm speechless

Red6


57 posted on 01/06/2005 3:28:54 PM PST by Red6
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The Fantasyland Question of the Day is not whether Bush caused the latest tsunami but, Was Bush also responsible for Krakatoa?

The Krakatoa Volcano is located between the Indonesian Islands of Java and Sumatra and lies a small group of islands, known as the Sunda Straight. On May 20, 1883, Krakatoa began to eject pumice, ash and clouds of smoke into the atmosphere. On August 26, Krakatoa started with minor explosions combined into one continual, ominous roar. A day later, Krakatoa was ready to explode, not once but four times!

The blast has been estimated to have had the power of 100 megatons of TNT. That blast was heard over 4,800 kilometers away on the island of Rodrigues. The pressure waves in the atmosphere circled the earth seven and a half times before fading away. For two and a half days, the whole region was clouded in darkness.

The Krakatoa explosions caused tsunamis that reached a height of 40 meters in the open seas. These tidal waves devastated many of the inhabited islands of Indonesia. The Javanese town of Merak was completely washed away by a tsunami that reached 135 feet in height. In that first day, some 37,000 people were killed by tsunamis.

So the next Question of the Day should be: With a president this all-powerful, why wouldn't liberal morons like Janie want to have Bush in the White House right where they can watch his every move?

58 posted on 01/06/2005 4:42:03 PM PST by OESY
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My priority is stop the Bush administration from using weapons of mass destruction to kill people and our planet!

Better keep a good eye on this pinhead.

59 posted on 01/06/2005 4:51:14 PM PST by who knows what evil? (If arrogance was beauty, New England women would be supermodels!)
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I hold the Bush administration responsible for this recent catastrophe! Every day we bomb Iraq, the vibrations resound to the very core of our planet, the only home we know. The planet is responding and we're experiencing the effects. The next time it could be catastrophic for all of us! What can be done to stop this madness! Are the American people so blase and blind? What good will their three-story dingbat palaces, fast cars and up-to-the-latest fashion in clothes do them when they go flying off into space?

I think she's confusing Earth with the planet Krypton.

60 posted on 01/06/2005 5:02:55 PM PST by GreenHornet
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