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Hummer Owners Fuel Rage in Others
Motor Trend ^
| 12/30/04
| The Denver Post
Posted on 12/31/2004 8:11:07 PM PST by wagglebee
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To: wagglebee
The people who are complaining about Hummers are actually upset because the things scare their poor SUV's. Also, when one passes them, people can't see around it to read their environmentalist bumper stickers.
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posted on
12/31/2004 8:35:36 PM PST
by
WestVirginiaRebel
("Nature abhors a moron."-H.L. Mencken)
To: wagglebee
Like most other Hummer drivers, Breggin is the target of clenched fists, single-fingered salvos and screamed epithets from the greener-than-thou crowd.
It would be great fun to corral a bunch of enronazis in a theater to watch endless take-offs and landings of private jets. I wonder what amount of heat John Travolta has received for his two commercial-sized jets he flies?
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posted on
12/31/2004 8:35:46 PM PST
by
Zon
(Honesty outlives the lie, spin and deception -- It always has -- It always will.)
To: Paleo Conservative
Didn't Arianna Huffington drive her husband to homosexuality? He was bi before he met Arianna. I've heard he was really a strange person to work for. Supposedly he banned coffee at his dad's oil and gas exploration company, because he was afraid that they would spill it and stain the carpets.
So...he was a driller, but not a spiller?
To: wagglebee
Can you say "status envy" boys and girls?
The only people I can't stand are Volvo drivers.
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posted on
12/31/2004 8:37:42 PM PST
by
Clemenza
(President: Liger Breeders of the Pacific Northwest)
To: snarks_when_bored
Or...maybe he could take the drilling, but didn't care for the spilling?
To: wagglebee
Wouldn't be compensating for anything now, would we?
(steely)
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posted on
12/31/2004 8:38:32 PM PST
by
Steely Tom
(Fortunately, fhe Bill of Rights doesn't include the word 'is'.)
To: wagglebee
Has your Suburban or Expedition gotten too small for you, or have the Jones'
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We buy Kenworth semi chassis and build SUVs on them. Shown is the
Dominator model, which includes the eight rear wheels for handling those trips
to Sam's Club.
FEATURES:
- Fits under MOST bridge underpasses.
- The first SUV to be rated in Gallons per Mile by the EPA
- Meet interesting people while waiting in line at Interstate Weight Stations.
- When kids do the arm signal, you get to honk that really cool air horn!
- Get a big rush when your Firestone tires blow out.
- Lots of road-hugging weight for occupant protection, the ULTIMATE in safety.
- Can seat 20. Go ahead, take the WHOLE soccer team.
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and a permanent cellular link to the internet.
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posted on
12/31/2004 8:39:28 PM PST
by
FreedomCalls
(It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
To: Paleo Conservative
Should have pinged you with #25, too.
To: Mad_Tom_Rackham
Mog owners having fun!
Yup, those ARE real train horns!
Over the river and through the woods... over a logging company bridge.
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posted on
12/31/2004 8:40:50 PM PST
by
Mogger
(Independence, better fuel eonomy and performance with American made synthetic oil.)
To: wagglebee
Want an auxiliary for hummers to stop them from being hostile?
Auto-target mode
lock on anti-hummers who approach with a middle finger
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posted on
12/31/2004 8:44:48 PM PST
by
Wiz
To: Mogger
2 wheel drive?
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posted on
12/31/2004 8:45:05 PM PST
by
perfect stranger
(Godel, Escher and Bach. The Eternal Golden Braid)
To: wagglebee
At the Sierra Club, the Hummer is reviled as a gas-guzzling behemoth with no redeeming qualities.That's really amusing... The Sierra Club membership roster is packed with a who's who of SUV owners...
To: Steely Tom
You got it exactly right, Steely.
To: wagglebee
The H2 is a descendant of the U.S. military's Humvee utility vehicle So much for Motor Trends street cred. The H2 is basically just a rebadged GMC Yukon / Chevy Tahoe with H1 like sheet metal. There even used to be after-market body panel kits available to turn any 3/4 ton GM pickup into a Hummer wannabe a whole lot more cheaply.
To: FreedomCalls
How long is the waiting list?!
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posted on
12/31/2004 8:50:55 PM PST
by
wagglebee
(Memo to sKerry: the only thing Bush F'ed up was your career)
To: Ronaldus Magnus
That's why I want the International CXT, all of the H2's I see on the road these days are being driven by either drug dealers or soccer moms.
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posted on
12/31/2004 8:53:56 PM PST
by
wagglebee
(Memo to sKerry: the only thing Bush F'ed up was your career)
To: perfect stranger
Yes, TWO wheel drive. And the wheels are hollow to contain gasoline or water.
The drive to the front wheel is through a driveshaft to a miter box, then down by chain drive. Front and rear brakes are disks on the end of the miter box shafts.
Rokons can go wherever the rider dares.
Mine is set up the same as those used by our Special Forces in Afghanistan.
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posted on
12/31/2004 8:54:51 PM PST
by
Mogger
(Independence, better fuel eonomy and performance with American made synthetic oil.)
To: wagglebee
How long is the waiting list?! The funny thing is that although it is satire, I'll bet there really is a market for these if someone wanted to build one!
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posted on
12/31/2004 8:54:55 PM PST
by
FreedomCalls
(It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
To: Mogger
Who makes than Ron Popeil of Ronco?
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posted on
12/31/2004 8:55:12 PM PST
by
ProudVet77
(Beer, just not for breakfast anymore.)
To: ProudVet77
Rokon makes them... In New Hampshire, USA.
They've been made for over 30 years in the USA.
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posted on
12/31/2004 8:56:45 PM PST
by
Mogger
(Independence, better fuel eonomy and performance with American made synthetic oil.)
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