Mayor Orders Golf Club Fined over Gay Benefits (Tee Time)

Boston Globe ^ | 12/28/04 | unknown

[beyond the sea]

All they have to do is take the golf club private on private property, and then the government has no say in how they run it. Simple.

"The club also stated it was seeking to have the state legislature de-annex the portion of the club that is in Atlanta's city limits. A portion of the east side club's clubhouse, including the bar, is in Atlanta. The rest of the property is in DeKalb County."

Hmmm, build another clubhouse and especially the bar.

;-)

[beyond the sea]

"My back, my back! You sure used enough tar in this asphalt, Frank."

[JesseHousman]

Mayor Shirley Franklin

Another useful idiot proponent of the homosexual agenda.

[beyond the sea]

"According to the city law, the mayor has authority to take punitive action, up to and including pulling liquor or business licenses, against public accommodations that are found to be discriminating."

[beyond the sea]

So this mayor is declaring gay marriages legal in Georgia? Who needs state laws with people like that running things.

"The wrangle also has garnered the attention of Republican state legislators, several of whom plan to back legislation in the coming session to negate Atlanta's ordinance. State law forbids gay marriage and Georgians voted overwhelmingly in November in favor of a ban on gay marriage in the state Constitution."

[Hardastarboard]

Hey! Hey! You're insulting Chris Tucker. He was great in that movie!

[beyond the sea]

Hey, they're Druids. Mayor should respect their distinct culture.

LOL!

Teeing it up at the Club on Mondays will be for wizards and soothsayers only!

[Waco]

Just say NO!,,,to queers!!

[beyond the sea]

Just say NO!,,,to queers!!

Two lesbians were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. One of them finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball. She hits a beautiful second shot, but in the process she hacks the hell out of the buttercups.

Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks her path to her golfbag and looks at her and says, "I'm Mother Nature, and I don't like the way you treated my buttercups. From now on, you won't be able to stand the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter you will become physically ill to the point of total nausea." The mystery woman then disappears as quickly as she appeared.

Shaken, the woman calls out to her partner, "Hey, where's your ball?"

"It's over here in the pussy willows."

[Republican Wildcat]

Mayor Orders Golf Club Fined

Alright, it's time for you to pay up.

[beyond the sea]

Now that I see that you can post a picture, do you have a shot of the extremely beautiful Catherine Zeta-Jones teeing off? She really is a very good golfer. I will carry her bag.

;-)

[beyond the sea]

Mayor Orders Golf Club Fined

illegal grip?

[beyond the sea]

Atlanta must be VERY proud of this thing!

Perhaps the Club could offer the gay "couples" free greens fees, caddies, and carts on days of steady rain and lightning. Dining and sundries however may be increased.

[blau993]

FOX had a report about this on their evening news last night. It featured stunning photos of the golf course. Unfortunately the golf course featured in the photos was Augusta National (hey, FOX producer, most of us have seen "Amen Corner" enough times during Masters broadcasts that we recognize those holes pretty easily -- LOL).

[beyond the sea]

Unfortunately the golf course featured in the photos was Augusta National

That's funny. Was that Martha Burke woman hanging around outside the gates?

[beyond the sea]

Augusta National

Hillary wanted to be the first woman member At Augusta but the members, concerned with their fine antiques and wonderful old silverware, lamps, and ashtrays, had to turn Satan's Daughter away.

[massgopguy]

It doesn't matter if you want to become a member of Augusta National. You have to be invited by the membership to join, so there are no applications. Sorry, Hillary.

[beyond the sea]

It doesn't matter if you want to become a member of Augusta National. You have to be invited by the membership to join, so there are no applications. Sorry, Hillary.

She still has those FBI Files....... Hootie.

[massgopguy]

Drive for show, whine for dough.