A Politicaly Correct Christmas Card

Random e-mail | 18 Dec 2004 | Grace522

[fso301]

bump

[Prophet in the wilderness]

Yes, also, make sure it was printed with SOY INK and not ALCOHOL INK, don't want to hurt the environment.

[COUNTrecount]

Cannot use the word "HOLIDAY" --- That denotes "HOLY DAY"

"Be Gladful Of Your Paid Days Off That Are Not Counted As Sick Days"

[Lil'freeper]

Priceless.

[Prophet in the wilderness]

Also, don't want to step on any ants or insects on the way mailing that Christmas Cards, the P.E.T.A. people and the environmentalist will have a cardiac arrest if you do.

[Prophet in the wilderness]

Also, don't want to offend the left handed people with only right handed opening cards, need to have some card that open from the left side, like ? LEFT HANDED SKY HOOKS.

[Prophet in the wilderness]

I guess someday, this politically correct ridiculous BS will come to the point, were ? there will be totally blind air plane pilots, and air traffic control people protesting for a job wanting to be a air plane pilot or air traffic control personal.
Imagine that ? that is were this PC BS is coming to, one day, we will see them demanding that they be hired ( Blind people ) for a job flying a airplane, or a air traffic control personal because of discrimination.

[Prophet in the wilderness]

dexterous - neutral cards.

[Prophet in the wilderness]

Also ? put in there, no insects, or animals were harmed or stepped on in the process or in transit of mailing this Christmas Card.

[TomB]

I wonder what the over/under is as to how many times this e-mail will be posted this year?

I'm thinking around 50.

[COUNTrecount]

.......on or about the winter solstice,

Solstice a no no..Many, many cultures the world over perform solstice ceremonies. At their root: an ancient fear that the failing light would never return unless humans intervened with anxious vigil or antic celebration. The Mesopotamians were first, it claims, with a 12-day festival of renewal, designed to help the god Marduk tame the monsters of chaos for one more year.

replace with...on or about 112 days from the time your taxes are due, unless you are a welfare recipient ,or whatver term is currently being used for someone who lives off the kindness of others, not that it's a bad thing.....

[TexasGreg]

"Lawyers are like nuclear weapons, they have theirs, I have mine, but when you use them they f*** everything up" --Danny Divito in Other People's Money

[QuiMundus]

Printed on a gray background to not show favoratism to whites or imply a "White Christmas..."