Posted on 12/15/2004 8:46:17 PM PST by doug from upland
IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS
RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER
GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER
I'M GETTIN' NOTHIN' FOR CHRISTMAS
I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS
HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS
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(brief musical intro)
Rove and Bush by the fire...look at how they conspire
If you're a whackjob...then come join the mob
Welcome to the DUmmie Wonderland
They're mocked by PJComix...when he visits he vomits
If you're a whackjob...then come join the mob
Welcome to the DUmmie Wonderland
Bush, of course, had cheated in Ohio
That's what they are told by Randi Rhodes
She says they will fight us do or die-o
But even her mom knows she's a pantload
If some fun you are after...visit them for some laughter
If you're a whackjob...then come join the mob
Welcome to the DUmmie Wonderland
They have made it so easy...because they are so sleazy
If you're a whackjob...then come join the mob
Welcome to the DUmmie Wonderland
They're insane and they show it...every time, their side blows it
If you're a whackjob...then come join the mob
Welcome to the DUmmie Wonderland
Bush, of course, had cheated in Ohio
That's what they are told by Randi Rhodes
She says they will fight us do or die-o
But even her mom knows she's a pantload
It is tough when your losing...they use drugs and tried boozing
If you're a whackjob...then come join the mob
Welcome to the DUmmie Wonderland
(brief musical break -- picture them screaming and shaking their fists)
They got some hope from Jackson...now he's off for side action
If you're a whackjob...then come join the mob
Welcome to the DUmmie Wonderland
They had great faith in Kerry...by the SwiftVets he's buried
If you're a whackjob...then come join the mob
Welcome to the DUmmie Wonderland
Bush, of course, had cheated in Ohio
That's what they are told by Randi Rhodes
She says they will fight us do or die-o
Even her mom knows she's a pantload
They were whipped by a moron...in their wounds, salt we'll pour on
If you're a whackjob...then come join the mob
Welcome to the DUmmie Wonderland
Slob Moore's their guru...you scum, we say screw you
If you're a whackjob...then come join the mob
Welcome to the DUmmie Wonderland
Their shrinks are billing...their wallets it's killing
If you're a whackjob...then come join the mob
Welcome to the DUmmie Wonderland
HA-HA HA-HA HA-HA....DUmb Wonderland
For your enjoyment.
Next time I sing through this.... I'll sing the alto part just for kicks. (wink)
Heh, nice one!
LOL! THanx. I never thought I would be enshrined in a Christmas song.
Ping
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