Posted on 12/04/2004 8:46:37 AM PST by east_of_topeka
Wow. Such Christian values. I be you're gonna be surprised when you die, and one of Satan's minions shoves a red-hot pitchfork up your...
Keep it up, guys!
ROFL!
About Freddy the Freeloader: “I get asked all the time; Where did you get the idea for Freddie the Freeloader, and who is Freddie really? Well, I guess you might say that Freddie the Freeloader is a little bit of you, and a little bit of me, a little bit of all of us, you know. He’s found out what love means. He knows the value of time. He knows that time is a glutton. We say we don't have time to do this or do that. There's plenty of time. The trick is to apply it. The greatest disease in the world today is procrastination. And Freddie knows about all these things. And so do you. He doesn't ask anybody to provide for him, because it would be taken away from you. He doesn't ask for equal rights if it’s going to give up some of yours. And he knows one thing ... that patriotism is more powerful than guns. He’s nice to everybody because he was taught that man is made in God’s image. He’s never met God in person and the next fella just might be him. I would say that Freddie is a little bit of all of us.” )from Red Skelton's Funny Faces video)
"Under the impression that they scarcely furnish Christian cheer of mind or body to the multitude," returned the gentleman, "a few of us are eneavouring to raise a fund to buy the Poor some meat and drink. We choose this time, because it is a time, of all others, when Want is keenl felt, and Abundance rejoices."
"Are there no prisons? Are there no poorhouses" asked Scrooge.
"Plenty, Sir. But some would rather die than go there."
"If they would rather die," said Scrooge,"they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population."
-- Charles Dickens --
You may be east of Topeka, but you're three sheets to the wind my friend.
Orbiting Betelgeuse, riding with the little green men, tripping daisies, a barking moonbat howling at the moon completely and utterly insane troll.
Well put! :-)
12-4-04
ROFLMPJO!!!!!!!
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He's dead, Jim!
He's dead, Jim.
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I love that!!!!
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I'm so proud of myself - I got here before the Mods..........but they didn't let us play with him long enough!!!!
Doesn't mean they ain't gonna be surprised all the same. In fact, I'd say it's almost guaranteed ;0)
Thanks, Gabz. What a ar$e talking to Jim like that.
A slow Saturday morning?
Yeah, you did. And he was toast fast, alright.
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