Ye Olde Zot! Election - An English View

September 15 2004 | Interested Anglo

[Petronski]

Good Lord, dude. "English" is afterall YOUR language. Learn it.

[VRWCmember]

Jim, if I remember correctly, it was an article about french and english liberals ridiculing the Whitewater investigations and the impeachment procedings back in September 1988 that prompted me to sign up and start posting to this forum. My sentiment then that we don't give a rat's @$$ what some stuffy self-important european idiots think still applies today.

[Fawnn]

A landslide will definitely give Bush a mandate to clean house, both at home and abroad. Yeehaw!

I'll see your Yeehaw! and raise you a wOOhOO!!! ;)

[Conspiracy Guy]

I remember those.

[Darksheare]

"Interested Anglo" and you say this: "Why can't you wonderful country find better candidates than this pair?"
I sense that English is NOT your first language.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Nice.

[Darksheare]

After reading the supposed "Interested ANGLO's" slaughtering of the English language, I figure that English is not his first language, let alone a natural language for him.

[Laura Earl]

Kiss me arse ya bloody fool!

[Darksheare]

Congrats! You're a parking lot!

[4CJ]

Doesn't mean I could afford one, I just want one.

[4CJ]

Kiss me arse ya bloody fool!

Ma'am, if you keep posting that, we might be flooded with zotters!

[tubebender]

Jim, you need to design a little stickie like the Fighter Aces of WWII put on their places after a shoot down. Of course they would take up a lot of storage space...

[Conspiracy Guy]

I want one of these.

[DocRock]

[DocRock]

Got ZOT?

[Grampa Dave]

When I see whines like this from a whineying pro Islamo Brit, the first thought that goes through my mind is that my ancestors who killed Brits in the Revolutionary War and the War of 1812 didn't kill enough of your ancestors.

However, after, I cool down, I know that left wing scum like you are no different than the hate America Scum here in America.

Your buddy moi Kerri, is the wrong man running for president in the wrong country at the wrong time.

Bend over and get used to 4 more years of GW leading the war to kill Islamofascists around the world.

[4CJ]

LOL - I'd need a much bigger garage. But it would make finding a parking space easier.

[Laura Earl]

:)

[bad company]

Then you remember valve adjustments. When I'd ride around with the big guys, at every gas stop I'd adjust the lash in one of the valves, alternating them into an effective maintainance program.

[Conspiracy Guy]

You park anywhere you want to.

[SandyInSeattle]

Dang. Do you ever sleep?

[SandyInSeattle]

Present company excluded, of course!

[Darksheare]

Midgard's crows, Hugin and Munin shall guide your errant soul to Hel, where you will be guarded by Fenris, Loki's son.

[4CJ]

Watch out for CG, he's interested in acquiring tanks. To pave zots, or traffic/parking stinks.

[dirtboy]

I do not envy you having to choose

I do not envy you living in a country where you only need one pot to boil your dinner every night.

[4CJ]

Then you remember valve adjustments. When I'd ride around with the big guys, at every gas stop I'd adjust the lash in one of the valves, alternating them into an effective maintainance program.

WOW! I thought adjusting the valves in my ol' 240Z every 3000 was overkill ... was it because you had to?

[Conspiracy Guy]

I only had my Bonneville for a few months, then I sold it. I remember it vibrated and leaked oil.

[mhking]

[Conspiracy Guy]

You talking dirty again ?

[TC Rider]

Hmmm, appears the gubment schools in the UK have sunk as low as here in the states.

[Conspiracy Guy]

She always watches out for me.

[Laura Earl]

He doesn't scare me!

[Laura Earl]

yeppers

[itsamelman]

boom, limey.

[bad company]

I would do only one valve per stop. It was a little ahead of what was needed, but if you let it go over 1000 miles the thing ran like a lawn mower. It was just easier to do it too much rather than let it slip and have to stop on the side of the road because the bike would only do 50mph. I was 17, and lucky to have the older guys even allow me to go along. It was wise not to be too much of a bother.

[TC Rider]

We'll come up with better candidates when you brits design an automotive electrical system that works. (lucas)

LOL, my first car was a Triumph (of marketing). It would go about 5 miles in a downpour before you had to get out, remove the distributer cap and dry it out with a rag and reassemble for another 5 miles of driving.

Why such a foul weather country would produce such a fair weather electrical system always befuddled me.

[Professional Engineer]

[Conspiracy Guy]

Oh yeah! Just wait till later.

[theFIRMbss]

>Why can't you wonderful country find better candidates than this pair?

Because Jojo and Avril are both still too young to be president . . .

[theFIRMbss]

Ouch. Oops. I screwed up.
I forgot the darn line breaks!
Of course, it should be:

Because Jojo and
Avril are both still too young
to be president . . .

[Little Ray]

The seven trillion is the product of decades of excess, not this administration. The billion per day, well, in case you hadn't noticed, there is a war on. (And Bush's challenger has ideas for even MORE social spending, so don't look for him to solve the issue).

We're looking forward to open season on Iran and North Korea. I haven't noticed much a terrorist backlash from taking out Afghanistan and Iraq so I think you are mistaken. The primary sufferers of terrorism right now are our poor troops trying to Iraq safe for Iraqis.

Anybody who is hoping for a Hillary! victory is no friend of the USA. Why not go to DU?

[TBarnett34]

We live in interesting but very dangerous times

I couldn't agree more! You trolls are just walking down the street, minding your own business, and the Hammer of MOD drops down from Valhalla! Ain't life just soooo rough?

Oh, and by the way...

[Laura Earl]

bah! ;)

[Psycho_Bunny]

Exactly what was it about 1776 that makes you think we care what you have to say?

[4CJ]

looks like he posted a threat promise!

[Jonah Hex]

A modest proposition.... I propose we allow non-U.S. citizens to vote in U.S. state and federal elections, subject to the following conditions (any reference to "he" is assumed to apply equally to males/females/trans-gendered/undecided/visitors from Planet X):

1. Prior to registering to vote, a person must demonstrate using certified records that he is in fact actually pays U.S. taxes. Earned-income tax credits and other Great Society wealth redistribution plans do not count for the purpose of this requirement.

2. Prior to voting, the voter's home country must repay all debts owed to the United States, financial/materials/blood/etc. The voter should present a notarized receipt at the time of voting to meet this requirement.

3. Prior to voting, any non-U.S. voter shall have paid all user fees for using U.S.developed technology (e.g. global positioning systems, satellite communications systems, nuclear power, etc.).

4. Prior to voting, any non-U.S. voter shall stand on a box at the polling place and declare loudly at the top of his voice "The United States of America is the greatest country in the world and a beacon of Freedom to all! My country, (fill in the blank), wishes to join the United States when we grow up!"

5. In the event a non-U.S. voter is unable to meet all of the conditions above, they will be summarily removed form the polling place and have the letters "STFU" tattooed across their posterior in 44-point Helvetica type.

(/tongue-in-cheek)

[Darksheare]

LOL!!!

[Conspiracy Guy]

I'll smack that ...

[MeekOneGOP]

Re: Interested Anglo

He's dead, Jim.
(Click here or on the pic).

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . .don't be shy.

[bert]

Yep, he'll get his mandate.

Iran under the mullahs will fall and the status quo with which ya'lll across the water are so comfortable will continue to change.